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Salt Fish posted:Nothing a little extra sudafed can't buff out. Turns out industrial strength pseudoephedrine was the anti-COVID miracle we were all looking for.
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Mismanaging America and bankrupting everybody in it is kind of the most Trump thing he could do as its leader tbh.
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May 11, 2020 02:30
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the only thing left we have is trump getting covid. once that happens we can shut down production on this tv. show and move on
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May 11, 2020 02:31
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Man Musk posted:Mismanaging America and bankrupting everybody in it is kind of the most Trump thing he could do as its leader tbh. it was the only possible outcome
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May 11, 2020 02:33
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:half donut lady is crazy, just take the whole donut and eat it later I agree, I'd end up eating a few donuts throughout the day even though the email clearly forbid it but so did everyone else because some people didn't eat any and they got enough for each person to have one of them. She was "cheating" on being diabetic and justified it to herself so no one really questioned her because we wanted to enjoy a whole donut and she really did too but it might have killed her but tbh half might have too but she risked it e: she had super bad diabetes and the ambulance even came one day, she was a really nice lady
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the half donut lady is literally insane than that should not be tolerated
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May 11, 2020 02:38
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Donuts are right on the cutting edge of being worthless to begin with so it's not like she's saving the planet
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death to donut splitters
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May 11, 2020 02:42
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lol it's because they're in the us
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MorrisBae posted:Trump succumbing to Roni, and then 10 million chuds descending on Washington for his state funeral and getting infected themselves while holding "OBAMA KILLED ARE PRESIDENT" signs The chuds had no resistance to the bacteria in our atmosphere to which we have long since become immune. Once they have breathed our air, germs which no longer affect us began to kill them. The end came swiftly; all over the world those pickups and SUVs began to stop and fall. After all that man could do had failed, the chuds were destroyed and Humanity was saved. By the littlest things which God in his wisdom had put upon this earth
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May 11, 2020 02:48
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donuts are healthier than muffins at least a half a crispy kreme is only a bit more than a shot of vodka calorie-wise, can't say it's the better choice tho imho
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PyPy posted:weight loss doesn’t make your feet grow/shrink it does though. by like half a size or going from e to w or whateer but yeah feet get fat like the rest of ya
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May 11, 2020 02:52
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nothing good will ever happen except I’m gonna breed a gold chocobo tonight
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May 11, 2020 02:52
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Trumps gonna get the virus, it will hardly affect him or if it does he will somehow survive. Then he'll go on a tirade about how he beat the virus and its no bid deal at all so open er up.
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May 11, 2020 02:53
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all the rest of the world will die in nuclear hellfire but trump and his family will shelter in a bunker, where he will eat them until they're all gone, then try eating his own belly fat and die of sepsis, the last human being: i.e., the ultimate winner
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Preoptopus posted:Trumps gonna get the virus, it will hardly affect him or if it does he will somehow survive. Then he'll go on a tirade about how he beat the virus and its no bid deal at all so open er up. exactly this. I’m surprised he isn’t using Boris as an example already
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heard on NPR today someone speculating that Black people are getting hospitalized more often from COVID because they have more preexisting conditions, and they're more gregarious so they prefer social gathering to social distancing. The person saying that was a Black funeral home director, so I guess NPR producers thought that made it fine to broadcast nationally.
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May 11, 2020 03:00
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nothing bad will happen to tumpy and horse boy
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Atrocious Joe posted:heard on NPR today someone speculating that Black people are getting hospitalized more often from COVID because they have more preexisting conditions, and they're more gregarious so they prefer social gathering to social distancing. NPR turning into the radio station of: "I'm not racist, but..."
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May 11, 2020 03:01
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Atrocious Joe posted:heard on NPR today someone speculating that Black people are getting hospitalized more often from COVID because they have more preexisting conditions, and they're more gregarious so they prefer social gathering to social distancing. Nice Polite Racists
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May 11, 2020 03:02
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Feldegast42 posted:And they are still going to loving walk If they do I hope they riot in Georgia and burn a whole lot of poo poo to the ground, including those 3 murderer's houses.
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May 11, 2020 03:03
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Americans have no community and no way to build social capital apart from visiting retailers. I think it would be a good opportunity to bulldoze some of those strip malls and build more green space for people to visit and mingle in, because I am literally an eco fascist.
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May 11, 2020 03:04
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I think I know why Pence isn't isolating. He's not allowed to be alone with ronichan
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they don't give a poo poo no matter how many get sick and die because meat plants are almost 100% staffed by refugee and immigrant labor that they view as completely replaceable
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May 11, 2020 03:08
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the parts of the US without palm trees also do not give a gently caress about people dying
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Thesaurus posted:they don't give a poo poo no matter how many get sick and die because meat plants are almost 100% staffed by refugee and immigrant labor that they view as completely replaceable
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Inceltown posted:I think I know why Pence isn't isolating. He's not allowed to be alone with ronichan
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May 11, 2020 03:11
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Thesaurus posted:they don't give a poo poo no matter how many get sick and die because meat plants are almost 100% staffed by refugee and immigrant labor that they view as completely replaceable the sanford chicken plant that supplies Costco is up to 60-70% absenteeism. turns out people don’t want to risk their lives for muh tendies
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May 11, 2020 03:12
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starting to think these massive multinational meat companies are actually kinda lovely
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I’ve been getting the weekly Costco meat call forwarded to me and the numbers are apocalyptic. 1.5M pigs killed last week, 1.7M this week, demand is usually 3M. whatever chicken production that’s left is shifting to whole birds because that takes less people and processing. also look forward to weird cuts like “clod” coming to a Costco near you
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GATES FOUNDATION posted:the sanford chicken plant that supplies Costco is up to 60-70% absenteeism. turns out people don’t want to risk their lives for muh tendies that seems very selfish of them. allow me to explain why actually the greed of the meat producers is good, but the selfish self preservation is unethical and bad, also check out my new article in the washington post.
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GATES FOUNDATION posted:I’ve been getting the weekly Costco meat call forwarded to me and the numbers are apocalyptic. 1.5M pigs killed last week, 1.7M this week, demand is usually 3M.  
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Gareth Gobulcoque posted:that seems very selfish of them. allow me to explain why actually the greed of the meat producers is good, but the selfish self preservation is unethical and bad, also check out my new article in the washington post. hi this is ari Shapiro, can you do a call in tomorrow morning?
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