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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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The Official BYOB Video Game is still in pre-development. The studio is waiting for next generation consoles to make VR more accessible.
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- Rocket Baby Dolls
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Underneath he has a velvet, yummy tummy you wish you could just stroke and squish all day! Ahh! But on top... On top it's a whole different story... On top he is a scary stiff stabber!
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- There are now fifteen "Final" Fantasy games. The developers are really starting to take the piss.
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May 7, 2020 07:07
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- in the game Super Mario Bros., the clouds and the bushes look the same. and so do my ex-wives. and my kids. and all you people *hic* all you people look the shame
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May 7, 2020 14:05
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the middle part of the n64 controller is not the 'beef", the "weiner", or the "schlong" please stop writing us e-mails
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May 7, 2020 15:04
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by sebmojo
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- There are now fifteen "Final" Fantasy games. The developers are really starting to take the piss.
despite the title people continued to daydream erotically about their acquaintances for years to come
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May 7, 2020 17:10
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did you know that all games are actually easy and you're the only one who struggles with them?
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May 7, 2020 17:51
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- in the game Bejeweled, you don't have to match any gems. you can just walk away. no one is making you do this
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May 7, 2020 17:56
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- in the game Bejeweled, you don't have to match any gems. you can just walk away. no one is making you do this
That's how I play it.
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May 7, 2020 21:31
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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- NFL Blitz creators at Midway vehemently deny the rumor that Adolf Hitler was ever a secret, unlockable player despite this never having been an actual rumor.
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May 7, 2020 21:58
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- The term 'video games' is Copyright protected by Steve Video
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May 7, 2020 22:36
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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[*]The term 'video games' is Copyright protected by Steve Video
Steve Video is currently serving 2 consecutive life sentences for his part in the plot to kill Steve Radio
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May 7, 2020 22:37
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- Steve planted the original video game in 1982 which continues to give us new video games to this very day
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May 7, 2020 22:40
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- In The Godfather: Blackhand Edition for Nintendo Wii, you can kill an endless supply of homeless people in the train yard in Hell's Kitchen. This is the canon ending to The Godfather: Part 3.
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May 7, 2020 22:42
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-if you kept your original copy of "boy and his blob" for the NES and you pop it open with a screwdriver you'll find three katchup flavored jelly beans inside
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May 7, 2020 22:48
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Underneath he has a velvet, yummy tummy you wish you could just stroke and squish all day! Ahh! But on top... On top it's a whole different story... On top he is a scary stiff stabber!
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- Space Invaders was based on true events. Blessed be our glorious Martian leaders!
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May 7, 2020 22:50
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it's a free country u pervs
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Rush'n Attack was rental only. Nobody was allowed to own it
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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May 7, 2020 22:51
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- Despite it's name the arcade series Metal Slug does not center around the garden variety cephalopod, but instead its close cousin, a snail.
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May 8, 2020 00:30
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- LastGoodBoy
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Keep your mind be open window everyday
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Super Mario Run was developed by Hopi Indians over the course of two days.
High on the hog, 90's style.
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May 8, 2020 21:43
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- it's your little brothers turn to play nintendo
false, mom, as you can see Mario didn't die like a little bitch trying to save his Yoshi on the previous level, and is therefore still alive and will continue to play
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May 8, 2020 23:52
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Underneath he has a velvet, yummy tummy you wish you could just stroke and squish all day! Ahh! But on top... On top it's a whole different story... On top he is a scary stiff stabber!
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- Half-Life 3 was delayed in 2012 because of Family Guy: Back To The Multiverse. HL3 was close to completion, but it was so similar to the gameplay of FG:BTTM they were worried about claims of ripping the developers off.
- Valve decided to scrap the original design for HL3 and work on a new one which was nearing completion in 2018. They were working on a fully online action-RPG without most of the staples you'd normally see in an RPG game. For some reason, they changed their mind and have gone back to the drawing board again.
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May 9, 2020 22:24
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Chewing nicotine gum while playing video games won't make you look as cool as smoking a cigarette would but is probably way healthier for you.
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May 11, 2020 01:29
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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the only way to win a counterstrike match is to snort two (2) lines of adderall. When the esports coalition calls you out for cheating, just tell them to "get gud". It is the gamer equivalent of diplomatic immunity and they cannot do anything about it, so suck it, dweebs!
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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May 11, 2020 04:33
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- LastGoodBoy
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Keep your mind be open window everyday
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Video Gamez Fun FactZ: The only winning move is not to play.
High on the hog, 90's style.
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May 11, 2020 06:39
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Lana Del Rey Voice: Fun facts for video gamesssssss
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May 11, 2020 06:54
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bowser may be a turtle, but he is also a king, which makes him a more than formidable foe to the mario bros. what ultimately spells his demise is his inability to show love
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May 11, 2020 16:26
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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the only way to win a counterstrike match is to snort two (2) lines of adderall. When the esports coalition calls you out for cheating, just tell them to "get gud". It is the gamer equivalent of diplomatic immunity and they cannot do anything about it, so suck it, dweebs!
You have to hold up the prescription where your doctor wrote "Don't insulfate this! I'm warning you!!" on the directions so opponents know you are a real rebel and not just ill.
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May 11, 2020 16:57
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no broccoli please you are nice here is a Nathaniel Hawthorne avatar
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In other Counterstrike news, when you play as the bad guys it's just Strike.
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Master Chief returns in Halo 2: Cortana Clappin' rear end, the uncensored follow-up to the cult classic Microsoft original.
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