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May 9th Cum. Deaths Update C-SPAM University Model vs Epidemiologists:  C-SPAM vs C-SPAM 
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Man Musk posted:Dolphins will 100% contract CoronaVirus before this is all over Dolphins like to rape humans, is covid sexually transmitted?
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May 11, 2020 03:50
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I've been volunteering to process covid related unemployment claims through my union since I'm working from home. It's a really old system but I don't know anything about computers anyway. The most common issue I get is people forgetting their password or putting the wrong social security number in. I'm not sure how helpful I am but it feels good to be useful and people are usually really nice. Almost no one in the center is wearing a mask though.
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May 11, 2020 03:52
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Celexi posted:I have those and the rabbies shot as I like to pet raccoons, do I still need the anthrax one too? Only if you are planning on waging a 1 man war against north korea also I was confused, the anthrax one doesnt give you blisters, that the smallpox one. The anthrax one just makes you feel like your arm weights 5 times what it used to for a few hours.
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May 11, 2020 03:54
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fosborb posted:have you seen urban cowboy? uh uh, should i
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May 11, 2020 03:56
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:May 9th Cum. Deaths Update amazing
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May 11, 2020 03:56
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Celexi posted:Dolphins like to rape humans, is covid sexually transmitted? Covid is stored in the balls
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May 11, 2020 03:57
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Paradoxish posted:like for real I don't want anyone to die or get sick no matter how horrible they are and I hate that so many people are literally too dumb to stay alive I actually want all the chuds to die
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May 11, 2020 03:57
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:May 9th Cum. Deaths Update still feeling good about my odds 
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May 11, 2020 04:00
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Bearjew posted:amazing comin for that rear end, bj
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May 11, 2020 04:04
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actionjackson posted:I actually want all the chuds to die welp luckily for you they are really, really dumb
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May 11, 2020 04:04
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seattle plague rat posted:culd rlly go for a fat hunk of cloud wedged between two doughnuts but i fear is only because my monitor is not on  
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May 11, 2020 04:04
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for some reason that kind of donut always seems to me like they came out of a porno shoot full of cum
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May 11, 2020 04:05
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trump and pence dying and giving way to a literal deep state coup would be an extremely funny outcome
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May 11, 2020 04:05
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Grey Fox posted:https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1259621606613307392 Pencedemic 2.0 looking good Tough guy isn't scared of a little virus. He's going to glare at it until it blinks.
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May 11, 2020 04:05
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Lol at our cold war era emergency powers and contingencies that are like clear and basically unlimited but assume that they're being used in a nuclear war where everyone's dying simultaneously and is united in a desire to battle the Soviet menace
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May 11, 2020 04:08
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BONGHITZ posted:comin for that rear end, bj don't threaten me
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May 11, 2020 04:09
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shovelbum posted:Lol at our cold war era emergency powers and contingencies that are like clear and basically unlimited but assume that they're being used in a nuclear war where everyone's dying simultaneously and is united in a desire to battle the Soviet menace easier to whisk the entire executive and legislative branches away to their mt weather complex when the threat isnt just a coughing staffer away
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May 11, 2020 04:10
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Greg Legg posted:I've been volunteering to process covid related unemployment claims through my union since I'm working from home. It's a really old system but I don't know anything about computers anyway. The most common issue I get is people forgetting their password or putting the wrong social security number in. I'm not sure how helpful I am but it feels good to be useful and people are usually really nice. Almost no one in the center is wearing a mask though. How are you not doing all this remotely. Softphones have been a thing for over a decade now. What the gently caress.
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May 11, 2020 04:16
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I would do almost anything for this rn
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May 11, 2020 04:18
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Celexi posted:for some reason that kind of donut always seems to me like they came out of a porno shoot full of cum gimme the cummy rear end doughnut
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May 11, 2020 04:19
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What about a Krispy Kreme donut burger with beyond burger in it
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May 11, 2020 04:19
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Man Musk posted:Dolphins will 100% contract CoronaVirus before this is all over Isn't there a supposed group of people that has sex with whales and John MacCafee wasn't allowed?
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May 11, 2020 04:21
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i just want to sit at an ihop table again and be weird about it
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May 11, 2020 04:21
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Philthy posted:How are you not doing all this remotely. Softphones have been a thing for over a decade now. What the gently caress. My friends who know poo poo about computers are furious when I tried to explain it. It's a mainframe system from the 80's. I thought it was remote at first. I'm in Hawaii and if cases here start to spike I'll have to stop going.
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May 11, 2020 04:21
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:C-SPAM vs C-SPAM
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May 11, 2020 04:22
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Admiral Ray posted:What about a Krispy Kreme donut burger with beyond burger in it whatever as long as it's salty and has melty american cheese on it
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May 11, 2020 04:22
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Almost to the end of my terrible workday yaaaay No customers for the last hour because no one seems to realize our hours have changed again. My body hurts, I'm exhausted, and I'm totally getting drunk when I get home. Yaaay Also, gently caress, double rainbow guy died? 
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May 11, 2020 04:27
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That's not even the best global BC spider scare https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFVF5gOqgps
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May 11, 2020 04:27
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:May 9th Cum. Deaths Update
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May 11, 2020 04:32
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RIP bars and nightclubs for a long rear end time https://twitter.com/Rover829/status/1259665857745043461
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May 11, 2020 04:32
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gall bladders dyin cloud
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May 11, 2020 04:33
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facetoucher cat posted:I saw this I saw a different study that found oral swabs were slightly less accurate than nasal swabs, but maybe they were talking about just the mouth and not the throat. at any rate, oral swabs had a roughly 2/3 chance of detection and nasal swabs had a 3/4 chance of detection, both pretty bad (it also varied depending on how far into their infection the test was taken)
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May 11, 2020 04:34
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:RIP bars and nightclubs for a long rear end time No this means that contact tracing is futile and why we are not even attempting to do it on the US This talking point will hit the airwaves sometime Weds/Thurs once it gets a bit worse in SK and the Monday/Tuesday shows set up contact tracing as what the experts (who they want to discredit) are looking into.
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May 11, 2020 04:38
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Bearjew posted:don't threaten me swiggity swooty
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May 11, 2020 04:39
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:RIP bars and nightclubs for a long rear end time It actually just means it's hopeless because we'll never have the infrastructure or will to track poo poo at this level So what I'm saying is OPEN ER UP
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May 11, 2020 04:40
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CoronaVirus also affects cops and jailers, so it's okay to talk about.
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May 11, 2020 04:45
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the entire world is going to close off travel to and from the united states, lmfao
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May 11, 2020 04:48
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Flesh Forge posted:the entire world is going to close off travel to and from the united states, lmfao good
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May 11, 2020 04:49
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Flesh Forge posted:the entire world is going to close off travel to and from the united states, lmfao lol
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