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Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

shovelbum posted:

The Chinese one does it all in the service of good governance and stability instead of dismantling the world for profit while destroying it though

your fat sack of renminbi is in the mail from whoever chinese soros is

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shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Marzzle posted:

your fat sack of renminbi is in the mail

I wish, China is just proof that modern industry is so insanely productive that you can have a fully functioning society and still afford massive corruption and ludicrous profits, and somehow the US botches it

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

shovelbum posted:

I wish, China is just proof that modern industry is so insanely productive that you can have a fully functioning society and still afford massive corruption and ludicrous profits, and somehow the US botches it

SERIOUSLY lmao

the US government/oligarchs are just sadists

they could let another 15%-20% of the fatty goodness lick down to the populace and stabilize institutions, but everyone in this country is so loving psychotic

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Well this all seems to be going well.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

smarxist posted:

SERIOUSLY lmao

the US government/oligarchs are just sadists

they could let another 15%-20% of the fatty goodness lick down to the populace and stabilize institutions, but everyone in this country is so loving psychotic

They've diverted it to anti mattering instead

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
The thing is, they're right that the economic impact will kill tons of people as well but the hosed thing is that no neoliberal or conservative will just admit we could prevent nearly every economic and social death. We have 100% control over those things, unlike the virus, but people act like it's physically impossible

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

shovelbum posted:

They've diverted it to anti mattering instead

anti-mattering is prob like, delivery stuffed crust pizza and reality TV and p sure we aren't making new reality tv and delivery pizza now only reminds us of death so small bits of mattering are pushing through the field. Will it be enough to move the hearts of the american people?

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

(prob no)

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

oxsnard posted:

The thing is, they're right that the economic impact will kill tons of people as well but the hosed thing is that no neoliberal or conservative will just admit we could prevent nearly every economic and social death. We have 100% control over those things, unlike the virus, but people act like it's physically impossible

it's physically impossible while maintaining the current ALMOST impossible rates of return on capital

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/DallasMocha/status/1259507874566418438

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

amazing

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

well, without school shootings something else has to take its place

anti-mask shootings?

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011




Fuckin weird. It's actually weird to see people post threats like that with their full name in broad view and not think twice about that poo poo

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


the coffin dancers but they're packing up your desk and escorting you out of the building

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
Dude is 55. Not young enough to just retire and too old to get another job. Get rekt bitch your life got ruined by chud shitposting

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lmao just straight up detailing your plans to murder someone for making you wear a mask to go into a store, what'd he think was gonna happen

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Zotix posted:

Fuckin weird. It's actually weird to see people post threats like that with their full name in broad view and not think twice about that poo poo

real name internet is wild poo poo and im not sure society is going to survive it, in the long run

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


boomers just couldn't be bothered to go by fuckin xXsephiroth69Xx instead of joe schmoe and it's going to destroy the world

GATES FOUNDATION
Apr 28, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 7 years!

Epic High Five posted:

Lmao just straight up detailing your plans to murder someone for making you wear a mask to go into a store, what'd he think was gonna happen

The best part will be the boomer meltdown when F500 companies start implementing their "back to the office" strategy that requires them to wear a mask at all times during work hours

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Jazerus posted:

boomers just couldn't be bothered to go by fuckin xXsephiroth69Xx instead of joe schmoe and it's going to destroy the world

Facebook makes it hard and these idiots think they are invincible

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1259622046524416000

I thought this test poo poo out false negatives and rarely gave false positives so that second dude definitely got the roni

Well they are important of course, do they really count as high ranking individuals in the goverment? That makes me think Pence or a cabinet secretary.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Jazerus posted:

xXsephiroth69Xx

this is what i named my son

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Me ma did another lockdown painting

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Why is John Hopkins behind Worldmeter? Did they not accept some of the NY deaths that were added last week?

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Marzzle posted:

anti-mattering is prob like, delivery stuffed crust pizza and reality TV and p sure we aren't making new reality tv and delivery pizza now only reminds us of death so small bits of mattering are pushing through the field. Will it be enough to move the hearts of the american people?

Anti mattering is the absolute security the ultra rich feel in their hearts while production is still above the level necessary to insulate them from consequence. Covid isn't going to stop them from being rich beyond the dreams of avarice.

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

Jazerus posted:

boomers just couldn't be bothered to go by fuckin xXsephiroth69Xx instead of joe schmoe and it's going to destroy the world

it'd be like some combo of the 15 boomer memes the noosphere was capable of supporting from 1950-1970s so more like :) keepOnTruckin52 :)

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/NSWHealth/status/1259691314821468161

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

facetoucher cat posted:

I saw this

https://twitter.com/dwnews/status/1259668935747620864

it linked a nifty article about tests

https://www.dw.com/en/coronavirus-what-you-should-know-about-tests/a-53349363

I noticed they were swabbing the person's throat



so I was like, how accurate is that test and how accurate is Germany's numbers and if that's a legit text why are they sticking it up everyone else's nose? they just want to cause us pain?

so I saw this

https://www.medpagetoday.com/infectiousdisease/covid19/86047


so in conclusion the nasal swab tests are not as valid as the throat swabs with a test that's not too valid to begin with and number is even higher than we thought so *adjusts tinfoil hat*

My husband got this done a couple days ago and was expecting they would swab his mouth and was not prepared to get a surprise deep throat tonsil mopping.

snoo posted:

I would do almost anything for this rn

I’ve never had a donut burger and this looks disgusting but right now I would probably fight someone for one.

Epic High Five posted:

Lmao just straight up detailing your plans to murder someone for making you wear a mask to go into a store, what'd he think was gonna happen

That he’s a special and important man who was only exercising his rights.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


lol firing a psycho white lawyer for violent threats is like way way way more likely to actually make him follow through on these

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
stay safe, friends. keep those masks on.

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



GATES FOUNDATION posted:

They are addicts who haven't had their fix of yelling and berating service personnel in 2 months

Anyone who thinks this is satire or exaggerating does not fully understand these loving people, I have a guy that always comes into the store and mocks the masks, does the cough joke, and puts stuff in his mouth to gently caress with us, and recently I was being lazy and went to the "rich people" store to get something and saw him there being nice and polite and cordial. This loving pos comes to my store ---JUST----TO---gently caress---WITH---US.

I AM RISKING MY LIFE FOR THOUSANDS OF THESE loving WORTHLESS FUCKS, I hope they

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

The Grimace posted:

stay safe, friends. keep those masks on.

im actually digging the mask chic aesthetic a lot tbf

hope it doesnt go away

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Crazypoops posted:

Anyone who thinks this is satire or exaggerating does not fully understand these loving people, I have a guy that always comes into the store and mocks the masks, does the cough joke, and puts stuff in his mouth to gently caress with us, and recently I was being lazy and went to the "rich people" store to get something and saw him there being nice and polite and cordial. This loving pos comes to my store ---JUST----TO---gently caress---WITH---US.

I AM RISKING MY LIFE FOR THOUSANDS OF THESE loving WORTHLESS FUCKS, I hope they
its ok you can post

:votegop::corona::votegop::corona:

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

sexy_mask_girl.png

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

BONGHITZ posted:

sexy_mask_girl.png

plz dont doxx my pornhub history

tia

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


loving lol at calling whole foods ghetto that's the most bougie-rear end grocery store around

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

SKULL.GIF posted:

lol firing a psycho white lawyer for violent threats is like way way way more likely to actually make him follow through on these

Dude isn't a lawyer just some generic office manager making low six figures at most

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

overmind2000 posted:

loving lol at calling whole foods ghetto that's the most bougie-rear end grocery store around

whole foods is the same price as safeway lol

GATES FOUNDATION
Apr 28, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 7 years!

overmind2000 posted:

loving lol at calling whole foods ghetto that's the most bougie-rear end grocery store around

ghetto is his preferred euphemism for black people

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oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
This guy needs to get a gofundme up pronto

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