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OwlFancier posted:If jeremy corbyn was leader of the opposition he would have killed and eaten boris johnson on the floor of parliament by now. I think Corbyn might be loving it just as bad as Starmer if he were still the Shadow Prince. Or at least, that the British public has been conclusively proven to be loving morons who don't want good things
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May 11, 2020 12:40
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so journalists have finally figured it out https://twitter.com/krishgm/status/1259603466349150212?s=20
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Failed Imagineer posted:I think Corbyn might be loving it just as bad as Starmer if he were still the Shadow Prince. Or at least, that the British public has been conclusively proven to be loving morons who don't want good things If Corbyn were PM and had been 1000x BETTER than Johnson there'd have been a military coup by now. Corbyn's comments on the ongoing situation are so much better than Starmer's. VVVV exactly
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Failed Imagineer posted:I think Corbyn might be loving it just as bad as Starmer if he were still the Shadow Prince. Or at least, that the British public has been conclusively proven to be loving morons who don't want good things ??? 
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May 11, 2020 12:43
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jfc lmao https://twitter.com/joncstone/status/1259778508269780999?s=20
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May 11, 2020 12:44
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Failed Imagineer posted:Or at least, that the British public has been conclusively proven to be loving morons who don't want good things it's this
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May 11, 2020 12:45
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And then he would say that at PMQs, get monstered by all the media for Talking Britane Down and doing an ableism against a COVID survivor hero, and LAB would drop another 5 points
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May 11, 2020 12:46
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Impressive level of being amazingly wrong at all points in time.
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Failed Imagineer posted:And then he would say that at PMQs, get monstered by all the media for Talking Britane Down and doing an ableism against a COVID survivor hero, and LAB would drop another 5 points it's true
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May 11, 2020 12:48
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You're well on the way to starmering with that attitude.
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Failed Imagineer posted:And then he would say that at PMQs, get monstered by all the media for Talking Britane Down and doing an ableism against a COVID survivor hero, and LAB would drop another 5 points Showing once more his support for terrorism by surrendering to the terror virus Covid-19.
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May 11, 2020 12:50
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blunt posted:Scotland's got a new slogan. better stay alert so we can figure out what she's trying to communicate
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OwlFancier posted:You're well on the way to starmering with that attitude. not really, you say what's right no matter how our idiot press and country react, Corbs is doing that I don't think Failed Imagineer is saying that Corbyn is wrong to say the right things because then the wrong things are said about him. I think he's bitterly denouncing the state of our sorry society, rightly VVVVV laffo
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May 11, 2020 12:51
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lol apparently sky news was blaming corbyn for the lockdown not happening earlier last night
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May 11, 2020 12:52
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He's being very forensic and giving the tories enough rope to hang us all.
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May 11, 2020 12:53
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Guavanaut posted:He's being very forensic and giving the tories enough rope to hang us all. there's some proper brokebrains in the comments there
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May 11, 2020 12:55
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Barry Foster posted:not really, you say what's right no matter how our idiot press and country react, Corbs is doing that Yeah this. I mean I could have phrased that better, I obviously think it's morally better to have principles and get crucified for them, than to be a political jellyfish. I just don't think the end result would have been much better. I also understand this is not new information to anyone here, sometimes you just gotta lol
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Aidan_702 posted:better stay alert so we can figure out what she's trying to communicate 
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Leaked report chat: https://twitter.com/novaramedia/status/1259815517247979521?s=20 Spaffer is vile chat: http://www.bailii.org/ew/cases/EWCA/Civ/2013/554.html quote:Item 40: Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 13:03 on May 11, 2020 |
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May 11, 2020 13:01
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I for one welcome our new robot dog overlords. Robot dog enforces social distancing.
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May 11, 2020 13:02
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I heard that old Jermany Corbans man met the virus and laid a wreath at a virus grave and wants to negotiate with the virus and had an affair with the virus 
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May 11, 2020 13:04
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May 11, 2020 13:04
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I think that Starmer seems very much out of his depth here, and seems to be flailing around.
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May 11, 2020 13:04
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When I was watching BoJo's speech last night, I could have sworn that he used the phrase "from tomorrow" when talking about people being actively encouraged to go back to work if they could. Yet when I look at the transcripts, and the video that is on gov.uk, that isn't there at all. Am I going mad?
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May 11, 2020 13:06
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Josef bugman posted:I think that Starmer seems very much out of his depth here, and seems to be flailing around. That's quite charitable of you.
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May 11, 2020 13:08
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Josef bugman posted:I think that Starmer seems very much out of his depth here, and seems to be flailing around. I'm not sure it's got much to do with depth and more just that's what he's like, the world's biggest wet fart, a man who has done nothing but stamp things through his entire life.
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May 11, 2020 13:09
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Josef bugman posted:I think that Starmer seems very much out of his depth here, and seems to be flailing around. He's being advised by the people behind such political genius as the ed stone and controls on immigration mug
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May 11, 2020 13:09
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Private Speech posted:there's some proper brokebrains in the comments there it was the same pattern for the one about not backing a union advising its members not to attend an unsafe workplace he's very cleverly not falling into the elephant trap of saying something definite because then no one can disagree with him or hold him accountable for saying something! this will definitely work and not lead to everyone apart from his actual fanbois and some decorum brained liberals assuming he meant the thing that pisses them off the most, and also hating him for being a mealy mouthed floppy haired equivocator like it's obvious he's been told that under absolutely no circumstances should he say out loud that he would back an extension, even though the rest of his answer (let alone his previous positions) makes it very clear that the answer is "yes, if I was prime minister I would ask for an extension, and when it gets to December and we don't have a deal I will support an extension". the only thing he's not doing is using the actual words
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I think I understand it. It's wanting to not commit to knowing or feeling anything out of fear. You don't want to look like a bad person, or you think you don't have the knowledge and do not wish to appear as a fool, so you equivocate. The problem is it doesn't work. I am not sure what does work, but it always seems to make folks look ineffectual.
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May 11, 2020 13:15
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MonkeyLibFront posted:I for one welcome our new robot dog overlords. Ah the good old Boston Dynamics dog, nice to see this particular bit of US DoD pork barrel showing up in the wild.
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May 11, 2020 13:17
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Saros posted:Ah the good old Boston Dynamics dog, nice to see this particular bit of US DoD pork barrel showing up in the wild. Isn't it owned by Softbank (and google before that)? Doesn't seem like the best pork barrel tbh.
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Josef bugman posted:I think I understand it. It's wanting to not commit to knowing or feeling anything out of fear. You don't want to look like a bad person, or you think you don't have the knowledge and do not wish to appear as a fool, so you equivocate. If someone does not give you anything to work with, you fall back on your existing bias towards them, prejudicial or earned. Unless you're the sort of madman who implicitly trusts and likes politicians that probably means you're going to assume the worst, and generally rightly so. You might sympathise with a friend's indecisiveness but you would not accept it from someone you have a hostile relationship with. Or maybe you would because you're a nicer person than me but I certainly don't and I don't think other people generally do either.
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May 11, 2020 13:22
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Jose posted:so journalists have finally figured it out loving hell journos are dense. This was obvious weeks ago. It was the public's fault we had to go into lockdown, we just couldn't voluntarily keep apart. It was the public's fault they had to start issuing fines, we just couldn't follow their vague guidelines. It was the public's fault infection rates weren't going down, we just kept going into parks. Now it'll be the public faults infection rates go up, we just weren't STAYING ALERT enough. We're at fault. Not the government. The government is doing everything they can. They're here to help. Be safe, citizen. +10% in the polls for the Tories.
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Private Speech posted:Isn't it owned by Softbank (and google before that)? Doesn't seem like the best pork barrel tbh. All the OG funding was DoD -> MIT which then created Boston dynamics and for many many years it tried to create an all terrain packmule robot for the US military, always running into the problem that whatever they made was both too expensive and poo poo even for the DoD (which is honestly quite an achievement) as well as generally being worse in most ways than an actual Donkey.
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justcola posted:Reaching Theresa May levels of trying to please everybody and therefore no-one. It's a return to that awful pre-Corbyn Labour period where the objective was to avoid upsetting anyone at all times, meaning even the most obvious statement had to be hedged around with a forest of caveats and strangulated syntax. And yes, it seems to be based on the same odd belief that you win elections by never defining yourself and never taking sides, except to very vaguely endorse the existing order of things.
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May 11, 2020 13:25
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https://twitter.com/IanLaveryMP/status/1259786081106563072 You know what, pissing into the tent really is a lot more fun.
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crispix posted:I heard that old Jermany Corbans man met the virus and laid a wreath at a virus grave and wants to negotiate with the virus and had an affair with the virus and the virus had a baby and the baby looked at me.
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a young Starmer reading The Warlock of Firetop Mountain, keeping his finger wedged on the last page as he makes bad choice after bad choice. His mother comes in to find her 20 year old son weeping at the choose-your-own-adventure book. "Keir, what's wrong?" "Whatever choice I make just turns out bad." "Life is like that sometimes. You just have to make a decision and stick with it." she said. The young Keir bellows in anguish, throwing the book across the room before holding his wet face with both hands. "No mother, no. There has to be another way. Maybe...maybe meeting in the middle." he says. His mother laughs. "Oh Keir, I hope you never become the leader of the opposition during a global pandemic, that sort of wooly thinking will do more harm than good. I should know, I'm a nurse." The young man spits into his own hands in frustration. Didn't she know that life was just an endless greyness? There was no such thing as being right, only correct.
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