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lmao, Danish Health Authority changed distancing guidelines to 1 meter instead of 2, so they could cram all the students into regular classrooms. They also compute R from the number of hospitalisations rather than positive tests, and while the first slight re-opening made it jump instantly from 0.6 to 0.9, they're now claiming to be seeing a decrease despite gradually opening up more and more, but won't publicise the number. Models are still a state secret so no-one can point out how bad they're loving up.
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May 11, 2020 14:31
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rip to frank https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/status/1259838166229372930?s=20
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May 11, 2020 14:33
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COVID-420 posted:The New York Times is not even trying with its death cult "get used to dying from COVID and get back to work" narrative now, look at this bullshit At some point I'm going to have to commute by train again and I suppose I'm going to just have to wear a n95, drink from a straw once an hour, and not eat until I go home. Its going to suck
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May 11, 2020 14:39
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NofrikinfuN posted:cool, gonna think about how disgusting existence is for a bit All living things are disgusting, OP
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May 11, 2020 14:41
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can’t wait to go back to work after google and Apple update for contact tracing and my phone blows up from all the alerts a month after we’re all back working indoors
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May 11, 2020 14:44
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:Remember 4 months ago when no one had heard of covid 19 lol barely
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May 11, 2020 14:46
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my gut reaction is to smash this machine
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May 11, 2020 14:47
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Jon Irenicus posted:my gut reaction is to smash this machine that would be a mistake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8YjvHYbZ9w&t=20s the video cuts before it deploys its automated machine gun poty has issued a correction as of 14:56 on May 11, 2020 |
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May 11, 2020 14:53
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1259844948960120833
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May 11, 2020 14:57
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poty posted:https://twitter.com/twisteddoodles/status/1259554784446754818 We found a nature center a few days back that banned dogs and had tons of signs about social distancing , it has trails but we bushwhacked a lot (my 4 year old loved that) and it was pretty much the best time I've had outside in two months. Only a few people besides me had masks but it just didn't matter if you went off trail
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May 11, 2020 14:57
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poty posted:that would be a mistake these are the hunter-killers of the future
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May 11, 2020 14:59
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Jon Irenicus posted:my gut reaction is to smash this machine 
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May 11, 2020 15:03
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My friends the nice governors of red states are helping get those reported numbers down! Unlike the Crooked Blue states (very bad!) who tell us more numbers than are needed!
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May 11, 2020 15:03
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https://twitter.com/metroville/status/1259848958412754947
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May 11, 2020 15:13
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Inceltown posted:Here is a photo of the kids in this story. awesome story. really shows that the cruelty of society isn't inherent in individuals, but created by systems foisted on it by those who seek to exploit it. Lord of the Flies is some lib trash.
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May 11, 2020 15:15
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Shageletic posted:Lord of the Flies is some lib trash. 
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May 11, 2020 15:17
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When I am president I'm going to imprison COVID-19 deniers in the dead body trucks.
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May 11, 2020 15:20
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skul-gun posted:Mention of the BCG vaccine during an interview of a Dr. Christian Bréchot, by Katie Halper & Matt Taibbi: 
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May 11, 2020 15:23
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SplitSoul posted:lmao, Danish Health Authority changed distancing guidelines to 1 meter instead of 2, so they could cram all the students into regular classrooms. They also compute R from the number of hospitalisations rather than positive tests, and while the first slight re-opening made it jump instantly from 0.6 to 0.9, they're now claiming to be seeing a decrease despite gradually opening up more and more, but won't publicise the number. Models are still a state secret so no-one can point out how bad they're loving up. At least the US isn't the only country massively loving up
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May 11, 2020 15:24
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I've asked this several times but no one's explained it. What's the difference in the thousand person gap in the death tolls for worldmeter and John Hopkins?
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May 11, 2020 15:24
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Shageletic posted:awesome story. really shows that the cruelty of society isn't inherent in individuals, but created by systems foisted on it by those who seek to exploit it. The entire point of Lord of the Flies is that they'd imported the specific brutalities of their society without the adult veneer of decorum?
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May 11, 2020 15:25
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Pennsylvania has processed 4b$ in unemployment payments since 3/15/20 lamo
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May 11, 2020 15:25
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May 11, 2020 15:26
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"big progress is being made on my sand castle!" I proclaim on twitter as the beach washes away the sad, pathetic mound of sand that I had not even begun forming into a shape yet
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May 11, 2020 15:26
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Replace the fluorescent paint with cum and you've just invented a whole new genre of Japanese porn
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May 11, 2020 15:28
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just trying to wrap my head around "Lord of the Flies is some lib trash" and I just cant do it im sorry *walks away from computer and casually jumps out window*
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May 11, 2020 15:29
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Charlz Guybon posted:I've asked this several times but no one's explained it. Is this a riddle The difference is 1000 people
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May 11, 2020 15:29
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The number of deaths has now become a statistic and therefore statistical uncertainty has been introduced. We cannot be sure if 80,000 people died OF the roni or WITH the roni so we "fudged" the numbers a bit.
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May 11, 2020 15:32
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https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1259852364326014978
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May 11, 2020 15:32
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euphronius posted:Pennsylvania has processed 4b$ in unemployment payments since 3/15/20 How are these welfare cheats supposed to make the stock market go up if we're just giving them free money?
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May 11, 2020 15:33
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https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1259852283610902529quote:City spokeswoman Lisa Derderian said the party took place around Easter, April 12, at a private home where attendees were inside and outdoors. "No social distancing, face covering or masks," she said by email.
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May 11, 2020 15:34
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quote from woman infected: "what are you gonna do? infect me?"
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May 11, 2020 15:35
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empty whippet box posted:"big progress is being made on my sand castle!" I proclaim on twitter as the beach washes away the sad, pathetic mound of sand that I had not even begun forming into a shape yet please show some respect. That's not a sad, pathetic mound of sand that's not even begun forming into a shape yet, that's our president
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May 11, 2020 15:36
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better move fast that corona is quick I tell you. The press corps needs to start asking trump questions like "Do you feel like the Coronavirus is closing in on you?" "Do you think you were ultimate target of the Virus you proclaim China released?" and so on. I think that would help him appreciate the gravity of the situation.
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May 11, 2020 15:38
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Just talked to a friend from PA over the weekend who works at an assisted living facility that housed 78 people. They lost 23 of them so far. All had to die alone and say goodbye to families on a designated COVID iPad. OPEN R UP
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May 11, 2020 15:43
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pigz posted:better move fast that corona is quick I tell you. Let's not start a nuclear war
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May 11, 2020 15:44
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old beast lunatic posted:Just talked to a friend from PA over the weekend who works at an assisted living facility that housed 78 people. They lost 23 of them so far. All had to die alone and say goodbye to families on a designated COVID iPad. the touching apple ads write themselves, tell the marketing department to clean out their home office desks
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May 11, 2020 15:46
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I'm at my sister's for a few days and they have regular TV and wow those "thank you" commercials from big firms that won't pay their "essential" folks more than $9 an hour are so loving demeaning. How does everyone not feel this outrage
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May 11, 2020 15:48
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Doc Fission posted:I'm at my sister's for a few days and they have regular TV and wow those "thank you" commercials from big firms that won't pay their "essential" folks more than $9 an hour are so loving demeaning. How does everyone not feel this outrage Why do u hate freedom
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