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It's just an adult/effete version of lunchables. I love them.
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Imagined posted:RIP Jerry Stiller. No idea how anyone kept from breaking when he or Estelle Harris were in a scene.  I always learn it from SA first 
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May 11, 2020 15:25
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Charcuterie is boss because it's a fancy sounding word for something awesome, cured meats and cheese. The real bullshit is crudités, which sounds fancy but is just raw vegetables and dip. Infinitely improved by removing the accents, and pronouncing it to rhyme with Luddites.
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May 11, 2020 15:42
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Lobok posted:Nothing fancy or pretentious about "charcuterie". Now, "deconstructed nachos" on the other hand... How do you feel about loaded french fries being called "irish nachos"?
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May 11, 2020 15:52
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:How do you feel about loaded french fries being called "irish nachos"? lol i googled this because i didnt believe you but... 
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May 11, 2020 16:03
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:But, that's what it's called. It's called charcuterie. What would you rather them say? But it's not. Charcuterie is essentially a fancy way of saying "prepared meat", often used to refer to a shop that sells meat that isn't raw. The thing being discussed here is possibly a "charcuterie plate", but really just say "cold cuts" instead? Also the cheese makes both of these terms incorrect, turning it into a "meat and cheese plate" I guess.
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May 11, 2020 16:20
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Phosphine posted:But it's not. Charcuterie is essentially a fancy way of saying "prepared meat", often used to refer to a shop that sells meat that isn't raw. The thing being discussed here is possibly a "charcuterie plate", but really just say "cold cuts" instead? Also the cheese makes both of these terms incorrect, turning it into a "meat and cheese plate" I guess. Please tell me more about the meaning and origins of the word, I didn't run a charcuterie program for 3 years and have no knowledge base on the matter.
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May 11, 2020 16:22
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Please tell me more about the meaning and origins of the word, I didn't run a charcuterie program for 3 years and have no knowledge base on the matter. You ran a food pile program for 3 years?
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May 11, 2020 16:27
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You're so loving pretentious, calling this "meatloaf." Why not just say "hunk of meat"?
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May 11, 2020 16:27
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chitoryu12 posted:You're so loving pretentious, calling this "meatloaf." Why not just say "hunk of meat"? Also the egg and breadcrumbs makes both of these terms incorrect, turning it into a "hunk of meat and egg and breadcrumbs" I guess.
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May 11, 2020 16:33
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May 11, 2020 16:33
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Bunch of snobs! Just say you got drunk and ate salami like everybody else!
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May 11, 2020 16:36
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The cat does the robbing, or?
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May 11, 2020 16:37
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:How do you feel about loaded french fries being called "irish nachos"? Whatever you want to call poutine is fine by me.
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May 11, 2020 16:39
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Lobok posted:Whatever you want to call poutine is fine by me. 
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May 11, 2020 16:43
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:The cat does the robbing, or? Yeah they are a cat burglar
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May 11, 2020 16:44
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Lobok posted:Whatever you want to call poutine is fine by me. OK, I am calling Poutine "Canadian Nachos" from here on out. Done.
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May 11, 2020 16:44
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Dixville posted:Yeah they are a cat burglar 
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May 11, 2020 16:48
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CzarChasm posted:OK, I am calling Poutine "Canadian Nachos" from here on out. Done. Canachos
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May 11, 2020 16:53
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There are too many options, IMelaneus posted:Canachoos
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May 11, 2020 16:57
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And garbage plates? Very little actual garbage in them!
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May 11, 2020 17:24
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Charcuterie is specific preparations. It's fine to use the word for things.
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May 11, 2020 17:34
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Roll up, roll up everyone. Sample my fine wares. I have a shark-UTI board, some horse doovers, lovely krudights, and of course the peace duh resistants, some yummo canned apes.
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May 11, 2020 17:34
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Roll up, roll up everyone. Sample my fine wares. I have a shark-UTI board, some horse doovers, lovely krudights, and of course the peace duh resistants, some yummo canned apes. Bone apple tea!
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May 11, 2020 17:36
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Burnout Paradise 2 with DJ Dildonica.
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May 11, 2020 17:38
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:There are too many options, I Settle down there Scotty. Just beam up the meat pile like I asked.
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May 11, 2020 18:03
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I'm french and Charcuterie is just the prepared meat here in France like chorizo, ham, etc. "Assiette de fromages" would be the "cheese plate". If we mix them it would be "plateau de charcuterie ET fromages". Thanks for your attention!
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May 11, 2020 18:15
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You french people have a word for everything edit: Round here, charcuterie is the art (or skill, whatever) of curing meats and the products produced. A charcuterie plate would typically have those meats, and often also things like cheese, candied walnuts, dried figs, water crackers, or other little accompaniments. Flash Gordon Ramsay has a new favorite as of 18:26 on May 11, 2020 |
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May 11, 2020 18:21
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Blue Demon posted:I'm french and Charcuterie is just the prepared meat here in France like chorizo, ham, etc. "Assiette de fromages" would be the "cheese plate". If we mix them it would be "plateau de charcuterie ET fromages". Thanks for your attention! Just call it "CURDLE COW AND MEAT HUNK FLATBOY" you absolute pretentious snob, you pants pissing imbecil.
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May 11, 2020 18:27
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May 11, 2020 18:27
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I used to work for an international company in Brussels and the signs in the cafeteria were in French and English, however, most of the kitchen staff spoke only French, so they translated "crudités" into "CRUDITIES" which was pretty funny. I imagined the cook peppering my food with insults and profanities.
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May 11, 2020 18:36
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Won't lie, I want to hear what this sounds like.
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May 11, 2020 18:38
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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May 11, 2020 18:43
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Part of me is hoping that's his son that he's holding, but also deep down I know that he commissioned a portrait of himself cuddling a random brown child.
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May 11, 2020 18:50
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anyone have a portrait of hitler with a ghostly smiling Jewish child giving a thumbs up in the background
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May 11, 2020 18:54
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CzarChasm posted:OK, I am calling Poutine "Canadian Nachos" from here on out. Done. I'm going to do this as well.
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May 11, 2020 18:57
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Pope Hilarius II posted:I used to work for an international company in Brussels and the signs in the cafeteria were in French and English, however, most of the kitchen staff spoke only French, so they translated "crudités" into "CRUDITIES" which was pretty funny. I imagined the cook peppering my food with insults and profanities. From what I gather, cooks are equalled or surpassed in swearing only by mechanics, soldiers, and longshoremen.
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Baron von Eevl posted:I did some poo poo like that after Sandy Hook. Nobody tried talking back, I think one or two did unfriend me though. That's like cutting loose cinder blocks while trying to swim
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