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Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth
I AM NO LONGER TRASHMAN
WORLD IS A gently caress

SNIPE EM ALL 2020

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Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Son of Man posted:

I know you're joking man but it's crazy how much his wealth is confused for some kind of skill, virtue, etc. Dude is obviously a drug addled wastrel who inherited 100% of his money and is bad at everything he tries. Are the cars that nice? I've never driven one. The only person I met who drove one was an ultra racist boomer at my office, I've never seen a real person driving a Tesla

Elon musk doesn’t do anything at Tesla or space-x, engineers do that, he is just a loud rich idiot who owns them.

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Bar Ran Dun posted:

I switched from going in to this, because of this. the apps have a person in for every single order. the grocery store pickup has one employee already in the store doing multiple orders greatly reducing the number of people that have to go in. the store employee I asked said it was the way to do it too.

don’t use the apps. do use the stores curbside.

every business is going to become an amazon warehouse and we are all our own personal ups drivers

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





when do the next stimulus checks go out

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

Stereotype posted:

Elon musk doesn’t do anything at Tesla or space-x, engineers do that, he is just a loud rich idiot who owns them.

but what if he abandoned us for some sort of gulch centric utopia? Society would be in SHAMBLES!

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Stereotype posted:

Elon musk doesn’t do anything at Tesla or space-x, engineers do that, he is just a loud rich idiot who owns them.

lol i had a wonderful twitter conversation with some bazingas on twitter over the weekend on this exact topic. calling elon stupid is like attacking their identity and they lash out.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Impkins Patootie posted:

when do the next stimulus checks go out

just as soon as nancy capitulates and indemnifies every business in the country against covid. in exchange she'll get an extra $600 for anyone who passes the means test

Starks
Sep 24, 2006

Bar Ran Dun posted:

I switched from going in to this, because of this. the apps have a person in for every single order. the grocery store pickup has one employee already in the store doing multiple orders greatly reducing the number of people that have to go in. the store employee I asked said it was the way to do it too.

don’t use the apps. do use the stores curbside.

in my area curbside pickup and delivery are booked up over a month in advance, for the grocery stores that actually do it (many don’t)

Zberan Madowinty
Dec 7, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Plasma and prayer - Jones is one of just 33 Norton Healthcare patients in the last month to receive experimental convalescent plasma under an expanded clinical trial led by the Mayo Clinic.

Patients who have recovered from COVID-19 and test positive for antibodies that attack the virus are giving plasma to treat other patients.

When doctors and nurses were desperate to try to bring Jones back to health, the 24-year-old patient said "the Lord wrapped his arms around me."

"I'd say it's about 70% the plasma," she said, and the rest was prayers and divine intervention.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
https://twitter.com/griffey1965/status/1259913790482796545

Zberan Madowinty
Dec 7, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The tests are worthless:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTCSJv8LXi0

Dude tested negative, flew to UFC fight on private island, tested negative again, isolated from everyone, next day he and 3 others tested positive

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
https://twitter.com/TXIndepndnt1836/status/1259935198696755200

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

Stereotype posted:

Elon musk doesn’t do anything at Tesla or space-x, engineers do that, he is just a loud rich idiot who owns them.

I agree, musk doesn't work for a living because he owns the means of production and thus lives parasitically off the labor of the workers. I suppose the cars don't have to be high quality for people to buy into the marketing, believe they are high quality, and this believe the owner of the company is a genius. It worked for steve jobbs and his products were flashy dildo looking garbage

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Zberan Madowinty posted:

Plasma and prayer - Jones is one of just 33 Norton Healthcare patients in the last month to receive experimental convalescent plasma under an expanded clinical trial led by the Mayo Clinic.

Patients who have recovered from COVID-19 and test positive for antibodies that attack the virus are giving plasma to treat other patients.

When doctors and nurses were desperate to try to bring Jones back to health, the 24-year-old patient said "the Lord wrapped his arms around me."

"I'd say it's about 70% the plasma," she said, and the rest was prayers and divine intervention.

Death to all religion

Zberan Madowinty
Dec 7, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

holy poo poo that is one stubby finger

NecroBob
Jul 29, 2003
The last knuckle just said gently caress it, good enough I guess.

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/chicagotribune/status/1259937430523781120

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Throatwarbler posted:

Cross posting from the China thread

https://twitter.com/PIIE/status/1259846727949058050


I hope they're doing OK over there, the poor savages :ohdear:

america is projection: the country, in a bunch of different ways

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



A well known abuse of Soviet-style strongmen, not letting people sit at Denny's.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


your middle finger look like a thumb bitch

did you get a transplant or something

gregday
May 23, 2003

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

I'm the fat boomer neck folds and gray goatee in the corner

edit: is 65 a gen xer? Whatever, gently caress all old people

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1259925183000870914?s=20

:sickos:

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


LOL a texas flag, hell yeah dude tell em bout those federal handouts :arghfist:!

*hurricane comes through and wipes out houston*

:qq: please, we need emergency funds, we're dying!!!!!!

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
https://twitter.com/patriot_jac/status/1259926899045945362

so true

mystes
May 31, 2006

Zberan Madowinty posted:

The tests are worthless:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTCSJv8LXi0

Dude tested negative, flew to UFC fight on private island, tested negative again, isolated from everyone, next day he and 3 others tested positive
They aren't worthless, we're just using them wrong. Did you see the thing someone posted a day or two about what they're doing in South Korea? When people test positive they go back and find everyone who was in the same area as them before they tested positive and make them all self-quarantine for 14 days.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Gulag Archipelago really stuck with me because of all the people in work camps for wanting to hang out at Olive Garden

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
despite all their chest-thumping about manliness and being tough and rugged people, chuds are huge babies

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




god drat he fuckin owns

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/griffey1965/status/1225213416555655170
wow, this slaps

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1259936832025853952

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I went to opening weekend in Cincinnati last year and accidentally ended up at the same hotel as the Pirates stayed because I wanted to be close to the park

The training and coaching staff pretty much took the hotel bar over every single day until closing time

I remember Brian McCann and Tommy Hanson jumping the bar at Buckhead Saloon and just slinging drinks to whomever.

Of course Tommy died of multi organ failure related to cocaine and alcohol so

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


Chode Finger

Sung to this tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpI1fcJdFrA

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

:lol: I thought Trumo doesn't like testing

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth
This wolf dude is a moderate republican or independent, right? I thought castration was mandatory for DNC operatives

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

1. Tests
2. ?????
3. Profits!

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020

NecroBob posted:

The last knuckle just said gently caress it, good enough I guess.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Zberan Madowinty posted:

The tests are worthless:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTCSJv8LXi0

Dude tested negative, flew to UFC fight on private island, tested negative again, isolated from everyone, next day he and 3 others tested positive

Mr. President thank you for doxxing yourself proud to post with you sir.

One day someone has a beautiful negative test and the next day they test positive. Who could explain such a thing?

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
https://twitter.com/Because52642806/status/1259892070170398721

Philadelphia Inquirer posted:

It’s hard to assess the effectiveness of the state’s response or which nursing homes are facing the biggest crises because the Wolf administration has refused to release a facility-by-facility list, even as neighboring states — including New York, New Jersey, Maryland, and Ohio — have done so.



lmao charnel houses

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shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Gulag Archipelago really stuck with me because of all the people in work camps for wanting to hang out at Olive Garden

wasnt Solzhenitsyn like the ur-chud, the ppl thrown in gulags are probably exactly the olive garden reopen crowd

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