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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Pope Hilarius II posted:

I used to work for an international company in Brussels and the signs in the cafeteria were in French and English, however, most of the kitchen staff spoke only French, so they translated "crudités" into "CRUDITIES" which was pretty funny. I imagined the cook peppering my food with insults and profanities.

I keep looking for an opportunity to comedically misinterpret a "soupçon" of some pungent and expensive spice as a "soupcan" of it

It is suprisingly difficult

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The Ape of Naples posted:

I am. It's why I've seemed out therapy, Einstein.

Seemed out?

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Seeked

Sought

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
You'd think that would go without saying.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Usually it's the stripper who cleans me out!

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


what's the difference between a sex worker and a drug dealer

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Just call it "CURDLE COW AND MEAT HUNK FLATBOY" you absolute pretentious snob, you pants pissing imbecil.

Please, it's milk loaf and meat coins.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Nalesh posted:

Please, it's milk loaf and meat coins.

Served with the finest assortment of jelly beans that are available

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

I love these passive aggressive workplace signs but thats a new one for me

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

bike tory posted:

what's the difference between a sex worker and a drug dealer

About 20lbs!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Cocaine Bear posted:

No one care.




That bear's got a skinny dick

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Spanish Manlove posted:

That bear's got a skinny dick

Turn on your monitor

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Mods, change my name to Hypnotically Caucasian.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Just call it "CURDLE COW AND MEAT HUNK FLATBOY" you absolute pretentious snob, you pants pissing imbecil.

I would order that.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

When fingering the G-string just doesn't cut it anymore.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



marshmallow creep posted:

Mods, change my name to Hypnotically Caucasian.

it already is :confused:

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw__irwL6pY

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

BrianBoitano posted:

it already is :confused:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

BrianBoitano posted:

it already is :confused:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
finally

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

The Mighty Moltres posted:

I :justpost:ed one in E/N, and hopefully it gains some rational traction.


Thanks

I started one too in E/N specifically dealing with therapy

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3923008

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Chintu :argh:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Better to be a Funwaa than a Wankwaa.

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Wizard Master went back in time to rereg in 2008? Guess I gotta respect that, at least.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Woebin posted:

Wizard Master went back in time to rereg in 2008? Guess I gotta respect that, at least.

I'm my own person I swear ;)

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Lmao this was my first post in this thread way back in 2018. I was disappointed when it didn't get a lot of love.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
incredible

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Forget Cumwaa!

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
For more context

Edit i need that loving mug

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Jon Swallows would be a great name for a gay pornstar.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



While the artist masterfully sneaks a dog cum guzzling joke past his editor, his deceit had a cost of anatomical realism which wrenches the reader out of their suspension of disbelief. ★★☆☆☆ don't include in your next coffee table book, Mr. Davis!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Solice Kirsk posted:

Jon Swallows would be a great name for a gay pornstar.

It sure would champ, it sure would. Anyway, you're grounded.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Does anyone have the one where the sperm are excitedly talking about reaching the egg and one of them is like "we're in a McFlurry dude"

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


i just noticed it isn't even a mug in the comic, there's no handle

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


also the contents are not dog jizz, generalist vets don't deal in dog jizz

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Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Doc Hawkins posted:

also the contents are not dog jizz, generalist vets don't deal in dog jizz

She can have a hobby.

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