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facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/Marsha34/status/1259448984915058689

I always sincerely inquire about the wellbeing of people when I'm on the phone with them even if it's a CS representative and the rep I just spoke to was FAR from okay. The poor lady just spilled her heart out to me for 20 minutes almost crying saying how alone she was and she just wanted to go back into the office to see her friends but didn't want to get sick. Keeping in mind it was being recorded I just spoke kindly from the heart with concern and she said people had been yelling all day but I was nice. I just wanted to hug the poor dear and I was so angry at myself for ordering something :(

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ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



Spergin Morlock posted:

lol sudden memories of rescue 911 hosted by william shatner

robert stack on unsolved mysteries was my favorite

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





warned u about the maxxinistas itt weeks ago~

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

galenanorth posted:

Nashville opens Opry Mills mall after breaking its initial promise to wait until cases went down because "we have better testing now". Meanwhile, there is "concern" enough that police departments are receiving names of COVID-19 positive testing residents in order to "take necessary precautions to protect both our first responders and our residents, including those who are part of Nashville’s diverse immigrant communities."

https://www.simon.com/mall/opry-mills
https://www.tennessean.com/story/ne..._MrKO2mRywqj-Vg

Lol good

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Yeah, at first I was like "something something privacy and inconsistency,", but they're just using a system that was already in place for tuberculosis

Full Circle
Feb 20, 2008


I;m thinking about thos jeans.

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
I'm the essential pillow with dogs on it

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lmao when a statement has a disclaimer We promise we won't turn this info over to ICE!

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Impkins Patootie posted:

warned u about the maxxinistas itt weeks ago~

Touch all the clothes, try them on and rub your face against them, oh yeah

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

paperwind posted:

https://www.staradvertiser.com/2020/05/11/breaking-news/hawaii-covid-19-incident-commander-says-rioting-a-possibility-if-economy-falters/


He's right about what will happen if we sit on our hands. He's fundamentally wrong about how to prevent it.

I mean, they wont riot if they fix the unemployment website and actually give people money. I've been telling everyone here that we have like 2 weeks of being able to see each other and go out and do stuff, since we have basically zero cases in the islands right now, before Ige caves and lets in tourists at which point our number of cases is going to explode

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003


This is such an easy line for the feckless idiot dems to appropriate.

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1259962260178513920

Oh, okay then

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Full Circle posted:

I;m thinking about thos jeans.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Full Circle posted:

I;m thinking about thos jeans.

Noam Chomsky
Apr 4, 2019

:capitalism::dehumanize:



https://twitter.com/T_R_0_V_3_R/status/1259959968599547905

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Still wondering why Florida didn't get wrecked at least in the last few months.

All the local Chuds and Ron Desantis are already running a victory lab.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A huge crowd of people crammed into a park in Texas because OPEN 'ER UP but someone let off some fireworks and a bunch of people immediately whipped out guns and started blazing away

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/05/11/us/fort-worth-texas-park-shooting/index.html

This is the funniest poo poo ever. How the gently caress are y'all so bad at life?

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

Full Circle posted:

I;m thinking about thos jeans.

lol

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

etalian posted:

Still wondering why Florida didn't get wrecked at least in the last few months.

All the local Chuds and Ron Desantis are already running a victory lab.

They're lying about the number of deaths

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

As I understand it, the PCR tests are designed to never have false positives, only false negatives

So the possibilities (within reason) are:
A) he has it and the second test is a false negative
B) he had it and detected it on the tail end as his body got over it

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1259925183000870914

I didn't see the confirmation on this just the speculation so, post

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Steve Yun posted:

As I understand it, the PCR tests are designed to never have false positives, only false negatives

So the possibilities (within reason) are:
A) he has it and the second test is a false negative
B) he had it and detected it on the tail end as his body got over it

It's A

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Stereotype posted:

They're lying about the number of deaths

The Florida state has a hilarious "Goebbels" style PDF in which they brag about what a great amazing job the state did control CV and how the fake news media exaggerated the risk.

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1259967020231098368

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

empty whippet box posted:

america is projection: the country, in a bunch of different ways

that article is projection, the broke brained DC consensus that rates world affairs by some sort of popularity contest between various countries. Who cares about international prestige? Fail children to the infinite degree spawn suckling at the teets of the Brookings Institute.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

"the POTUS fled" is pretty great

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
liek a little bit ch

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/sokane1/status/1259957047896018944

Acelerion
May 3, 2005


Elon Musk with an air gun stripping bolts and putting gaskets in upside down

My god he engineers and manufactures at the same time. What cant this man do.

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

at some point like a couple years ago there was a me who thought Musk was like the real world Tony Stark and like totally awesome

I wanna travel back in time and fuckin slap myself

Tythas
Oct 3, 2013

Never felt at home in reality
Always hiding behind avatars


This video is perfection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zthl9n7377s

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

i like how elon musk thinks he has anything to do with the success of his employees except for his amassing a hoard of stolen wealth

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

i'd honestly be a lot more worried if musk actually tried to assemble stuff

hell, there is enough death and dying in the world already, and we don't need more suffering when a tesla crashes because elon didn't personally place a sensor correctly

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

Mackers posted:

at some point like a couple years ago there was a me who thought Musk was like the real world Tony Stark and like totally awesome

I wanna travel back in time and fuckin slap myself

it's cool he spent millions on PR to get the whole world to think that

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

"the POTUS fled" is pretty great

He dropped everything but since our big boy president is always full of energy he didn't lose many hit points and that's good because he headed W and ran into a grue

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

etalian posted:

Still wondering why Florida didn't get wrecked at least in the last few months.

All the local Chuds and Ron Desantis are already running a victory lab.

either floridians have superhuman resilience and are just not dying, or florida is super duper hiding bodies, I'll let you guess which is more likely. most states that have GOP governors are turning in improbably low death numbers in spite of large pools of active cases.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Lol does this guy think the CEO being on the line really means hes like putting down some welds or something

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/SPJithins/status/1259968248939982848

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Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
Elon Musk isn't even an engineer. He just says he is. No ABET accredited education and his IEEE membership is honorary. He's almost entirely a fraud that throws money into things hoping one of the ideas might somehow work

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