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Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

2DCAT posted:

Elon Musk isn't even an engineer. He just says he is. No ABET accredited education and his IEEE membership is honorary. He's almost entirely a fraud that throws money into things hoping one of the ideas might somehow work

being rich means you can be whatever you want to be and people will believe you.

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JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.



we’re open!!!!! head to hobby lobby!!

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

it is the horny police

check urselves

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
i like how laws are starting to break down entirely

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


hahahah

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 48 minutes!
Young Orc

kid rock needs a manicure

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

Philthy posted:

i like how laws are starting to break down entirely

just today i scanned one of a 4 pack of beer in tesco

then put it in my bag

and the self checkout didnt notice a fuckin THING. 3 free beers



be whatever do crimes

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

2DCAT posted:

Elon Musk isn't even an engineer. He just says he is. No ABET accredited education and his IEEE membership is honorary. He's almost entirely a fraud that throws money into things hoping one of the ideas might somehow work

yes but a bazinga on twitter told me the other day that elon is a modern day renaissance man. not sure who to believe here

https://twitter.com/Tpinkfloyd/status/1259637681614659585

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
If chuds fake coughing to scare people, are they stealing valor from the covid wars?

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Philthy posted:

i like how laws are starting to break down entirely

yea lol. they're kind of like money in the sense that they only exist because we believe they do

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1259972905351254017?s=20

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 48 minutes!
Young Orc

wow over 300 million lives saved!

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1259978860893999107

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/coronavirus-navajo-nation-running-water-cbsn-originals/

quote:

About 30% of the population in the Navajo Nation does not have running water in their homes during a time when hand-washing is critical. It also has one of the highest COVID-19 infection rates per capita in the US.

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/prevention.html

CDC covid-19 prevention: Wash your hands often

:thunk:

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

so are we over 100k official covid deaths yet and also are medical staff still reporting that the actual numbers are likely 3x the official numbers

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
Maybe we should have been helping people way before this end of the world poo poo?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

NecroMonster posted:

so are we over 100k official covid deaths yet and also are medical staff still reporting that the actual numbers are likely 3x the official numbers

uhh sure and why not

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

NecroMonster posted:

so are we over 100k official covid deaths yet and also are medical staff still reporting that the actual numbers are likely 3x the official numbers

Look inside yourself for the answer

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


facetoucher cat posted:

Maybe we should have been helping people way before this end of the world poo poo?

lol okay

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Why wouldn't the players just say "gently caress you"?

Almost all of them have guaranteed money in their contracts, even the newer players, and it should be more than enough to survive through the pandemic comfortably, so why would they play?

I mean seriously, the players union should just laugh the owners out of the park.

mlb can stop paying the guaranteed money

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


threatening the liquor license is a big flex

Goreld
May 8, 2002

"Identity Crisis" MurdererWild Guess Bizarro #1Bizarro"Me am first one I suspect!"

Can’t they just turn off power to the plant?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

i was just going to post this lol

pisspiggrandad is a national treasure and he's going to do it

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

I know I'm dumb :)

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/ambertamblyn/status/1259863250486919169

If i saw someone with this I'd laugh just as much as if I saw one of those Trump beer coozies strapped to a beet red head

Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC

facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/Marsha34/status/1259448984915058689

I always sincerely inquire about the wellbeing of people when I'm on the phone with them even if it's a CS representative and the rep I just spoke to was FAR from okay. The poor lady just spilled her heart out to me for 20 minutes almost crying saying how alone she was and she just wanted to go back into the office to see her friends but didn't want to get sick. Keeping in mind it was being recorded I just spoke kindly from the heart with concern and she said people had been yelling all day but I was nice. I just wanted to hug the poor dear and I was so angry at myself for ordering something :(

Yeah that doesn't surprise me at all. It's probably Conway. Just north of there is where there was a big Covid cluster when dozens of people at a single church got sick in late March. It's the terminally stupid part of the state.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/ambertamblyn/status/1259863250486919169

If i saw someone with this I'd laugh just as much as if I saw one of those Trump beer coozies strapped to a beet red head

I really wish celebrities would gently caress off to hell forever.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

mycomancy posted:

I really wish celebrities would gently caress off to hell forever.

is that a celebrity ?

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

mystes posted:

They aren't worthless, we're just using them wrong. Did you see the thing someone posted a day or two about what they're doing in South Korea? When people test positive they go back and find everyone who was in the same area as them before they tested positive and make them all self-quarantine for 14 days.

Yeah there's absolutely no point to testing in America because they aren't making or helping anyone quarantine if they got exposed. Some rich people do it voluntarily and that's it

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

2DCAT posted:

Elon Musk isn't even an engineer. He just says he is. No ABET accredited education and his IEEE membership is honorary. He's almost entirely a fraud that throws money into things hoping one of the ideas might somehow work

The sad thing is simply because any of the things he throws money into involve like, actual physical products at all and not financial or advertising scams, he's one of the more visionary billionaires in the US

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/1259975910570123266?s=19

:ohno:

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

shovelbum posted:

The sad thing is simply because any of the things he throws money into involve like, actual physical products at all and not financial or advertising scams, he's one of the more visionary billionaires in the US

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/BOMBAIRPLANE/status/1259690365227085824?s=09

apatheticman
May 13, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Wedge Regret

Its a birthday thing OP.

Kids cant have people over so they send the police to do a wee woo wee woo so they get to be excited by something instead of feeling despair 24/7.

Unsure of how this works on children who realize all services represented in that fleet are tools of systematic oppression but I think that's why there is an age limit.

apatheticman has issued a correction as of 00:36 on May 12, 2020

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

shovelbum posted:

The sad thing is simply because any of the things he throws money into involve like, actual physical products at all and not financial or advertising scams, he's one of the more visionary billionaires in the US

https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576?lang=en

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


This timeline sucks

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

apatheticman posted:

Its a birthday thing OP.

Kid' cant have people over so they send the police to do a wee woo wee woo so they get to be excited by something instead of feeling despair 24/7.

Unsure of how this works on children who realize all services represented in that fleet are tools of systematic oppression but I think that's why there is an age limit.

firemen are cool though, don't hate on firemen.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

this has been my strategy and it works flawlessly

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

empty whippet box posted:

firemen are cool though, don't hate on firemen.

They serve property op, they're worse than cops

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

they are mostly ems

depends on the state I guess

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shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

euphronius posted:

they are mostly ems

depends on the state I guess

They'll rescue capital for free but healthcare is full price

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