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dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


vou até merdapostar em nossa língua, a última flor do Lácio, porque é necessário: JET SKI?!?!! caralho quebrei agora eu abstraí várias mas essa bateu pela inanidade totalmente brega da porra puta que o pariu

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dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


ffs the french had one of the most opulent aristocracies in the world; the russians had the romanovs who considered themselves the last bastion of the legacy of constantinople; you know, prime material for villain poo poo

a jet-ski riding imbecile in the middle of a pandemic is B-tier california trash 80s, god loving drat it

jesus christ even DONALD J TRUMP goes GOLFING

GOLFING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
He doesn’t even have the poise and style of the douchebag fat guy from Tiger King

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqf3u18kQaA

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

dead gay comedy forums posted:

vou até merdapostar em nossa língua, a última flor do Lácio, porque é necessário: JET SKI?!?!! caralho quebrei agora eu abstraí várias mas essa bateu pela inanidade totalmente brega da porra puta que o pariu

Honestly the beauty of this post would have been lost in English anyway

Tentando refletir o que seria mais brega e realmente não consigo.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

https://twitter.com/Rhy7hm/status/1259575681270403072

Brazilian class struggle is the most pronounced when a mother from the richest neighborhood in my city complains to the private school that her kids are having online classes with kids from a middle class neighborhood

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


Plutonis posted:

https://twitter.com/Rhy7hm/status/1259575681270403072

Brazilian class struggle is the most pronounced when a mother from the richest neighborhood in my city complains to the private school that her kids are having online classes with kids from a middle class neighborhood

proposal: extremely powerful African rituals, Nicolelis with the cybernetics, a gathering of sacred popular relics such as an original shirt of Bangu/66, etc and lets bring out Mecha-Brizola 3000

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

https://twitter.com/_testesdamassa/status/1259818594784948226

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
"I won't wait for them to gently caress over my family, if I can't replace rio's security chief I'll replace his boss, I'll replace the minister"

now let's see Tru-, er Bolsonaro wiggle his way out of this one!

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011



brazil is so loving amazing that even though we had an actual unique far right ideology (integralism), the fash and reactionaries just can't get their tongues unstuck from a foreign leather boot

also since he has nazi iconography on the account he is doing a federal crime so

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


https://g1.globo.com/bemestar/coron...versidade.ghtml

finally we got even with the perfidious teutons

"we are no longer owned" as I keep remembering that we had to eat one from loving Khedira

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


dead gay comedy forums posted:

https://g1.globo.com/bemestar/coron...versidade.ghtml

finally we got even with the perfidious teutons

"we are no longer owned" as I keep remembering that we had to eat one from loving Khedira

This is our turn to do a 7:1 on Germany.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

ZearothK posted:

This is our turn to do a 7:1 on Germany.

7 cases to each case in Germany.

Eu acredito.

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Motherfucker just openly screaming “Class War” so people in the back can get it

https://twitter.com/folha/status/1260968376089874432?s=21

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssss

motherfucker is going to light up a fire on the asses of the dormant PT base

edit: I mean the organizations, CUT can still do One Last Big Strike yet to redeem itself

dead gay comedy forums has issued a correction as of 20:24 on May 14, 2020

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
https://twitter.com/jairmearrependi/status/1261110065509040128

Halser
Aug 24, 2016
new minister of health already resigned lmao

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Osmar Terra is going to be next and operation kill all poors will commence

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


Plutonis posted:

Osmar Terra is going to be next and operation kill all poors will commence

accelerationism labs incorporated

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012

Halser posted:

new minister of health already resigned lmao

They don't make doormats like they used to, I tells ya!

Then again, Bozo and his spawn have been stomping hard on this one.

They're going to name Faceless Hack General #429. But they really should go the extra mileand just appoint some BDSM masochist gimp. One with a fetish for public humiliation.

"Yess! Mnn! Force me to pump every patient full of chloroquine! Spit in my face and call me Sergio Moro. I've been such a filthy boy..."

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Halser posted:

new minister of health already resigned lmao

:eyepop: this loving country

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
lol holy poo poo
https://twitter.com/tomphillipsin/status/1261429308377247744

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


completely dead at "Miriam Leitão, one of the very best journalists of Brazil"

just slaaaaaaaaain

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


she was literally an apocalyptic prophet during the Lula years every week during 6 years, every week would be the week for the final collapse and the country would be swallowed by the abyss

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY
https://twitter.com/mfox_us/status/1263126740035133440?s=20

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/BrianMteleSUR/status/1264232177996304393

https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1264213999866056706

https://twitter.com/Atul_Gawande/status/1262715966716182529

good luck

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


What do you loving mean with "good luck"? This country's been doomed since way before you realized.

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011



this is not a country blessed by fortune. We do what we must: endure.

"O sertanejo é, antes de tudo, um forte."

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
https://twitter.com/BrasilWire/status/1264387683331248129

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


but what they are dyeing

seriously the chucklefucks 8 out of 10 push hashtags and poo poo like that full of spelling mistakes in portuguese not a loving chance they would hit in english

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
Gotta say that I'm incredibly positively surprised by kalil. 99 times out of 100 soccer figures who use club success to get in power are terrible grifters. He's probably the mayor handling it the best of all major cities.

Edit: welp, it's official. US bans travel from Brazil

joepinetree has issued a correction as of 23:05 on May 24, 2020

Halser
Aug 24, 2016

joepinetree posted:

Gotta say that I'm incredibly positively surprised by kalil. 99 times out of 100 soccer figures who use club success to get in power are terrible grifters. He's probably the mayor handling it the best of all major cities.

Edit: welp, it's official. US bans travel from Brazil

now I can't even dream about fleeing from this country anymore.

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


joepinetree posted:

Gotta say that I'm incredibly positively surprised by kalil

"Atlético Mineiro wins a Libertadores" is on par with "Napoleon at Austerlitz" in terms of credentials imho

p.s.: o cara presidiu o Galo ganhar a LIBERTADORES e não tinha o timaço com Reinaldo

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
what's up with the military people getting in line to threaten the stf? is it time now, is it going to happen?

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
estadão: i am reek

https://twitter.com/ptbrasil/status/1265223782689583104

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Witzel is getting raided by the feds and Zambelli spoiled it yesterday...

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011



there has never been in the history of this country such a pathological degree of paranoiac neurosis as witnessed in the editorial boards of the major newspapers of São Paulo

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


I mean, they feel humilliated for losing the presidential election to them four times.

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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
this game of chicken being played by the government and the stf is starting to get real loving scary

both might be in too deep to back down now

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