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Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

Jenny Agutter posted:

It boggles the mind that driving instruction doesn't include even a mention of how dangerous gasoline really is. It's just the smelly go juice you put in your car

Engine go brrr

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BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


beanieson posted:

All according to plan I guess

what... what did he think would happen :confused:

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

BMan posted:

what... what did he think would happen :confused:

Looks like he was trying to scam the gas station and didn't realize cameras exist.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Jenny Agutter posted:

It boggles the mind that driving instruction doesn't include even a mention of how dangerous gasoline really is. It's just the smelly go juice you put in your car

That guy seems thoroughly aware of exactly how dangerous gasoline is.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

RandomBlue posted:

Looks like he was trying to scam the gas station and didn't realize cameras exist.

lol they fell for my ingenious scam wherein I die in a fire haha *twirls mustache*

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

RandomBlue posted:

Looks like he was trying to scam the gas station and didn't realize cameras exist.

Also didn't realize how badass the fire suppression system was.

But yeah, that's clearly intentional.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
Yea I read the news article, guy had issues and was booked for some very intentional arson.

Chocobo
Oct 15, 2012


Here comes a new challenger!
Oven Wrangler
I prefer diesel, it's good for washing grease off of your hands and it doesn't go boom.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Bronze Fonz posted:

This is clearly reversed, that car's trying to escape from all those idiots driving backwards.

This is a 3 week old post my man.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Chocobo posted:

I prefer diesel, it's good for washing grease off of your hands and it doesn't go boom.

Just use some Fast Orange.

That poo poo's fantastic, not only at cleaning off drat near anything, it even removes the smell of diesel and petrol off your hands.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Fast orange is not good at removing temporary tattoos. Well, unless you also remove that skin layer.

mystes
May 31, 2006

Sagebrush posted:

i've posted it in here a number of times but if gasoline were invented today you'd never be allowed to pump it yourself
I see you've visited the alternate timeline known as "New Jersey"

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

mystes posted:

I see you've visited the alternate timeline known as "New Jersey"

i really like your avatar

i don't know why it has a spoon but it's cute

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



mystes posted:

I see you've visited the alternate timeline known as "New Jersey"

No self-serve in Oregon, either, aside from commercial fueling and rural areas at certain times of day.

Right now the rules are relaxed due to coronavirus and some places are self-serve, but that should be temporary.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

So, on Saturday a ventilator in Russia caught on fire and killed a guy hooked up to it.

Today, what looks like a similar event killed five.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

SelenicMartian posted:

So, on Saturday a ventilator in Russia caught on fire and killed a guy hooked up to it.

Today, what looks like a similar event killed five.

What is the doctors defenestrated count at?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Platystemon posted:

What is the doctors defenestrated count at?
3, 2 of those fatally.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Why does Putin hate windows so.

:(

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

SelenicMartian posted:

So, on Saturday a ventilator in Russia caught on fire and killed a guy hooked up to it.

Today, what looks like a similar event killed five.

establishment powers are absolutely going to use this as a pretext to murder dissidents and the prevalence of internet enabled life-critical technology will only facilitate this.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Sagebrush posted:

i've posted it in here a number of times but if gasoline were invented today you'd never be allowed to pump it yourself, the technicians who did would have to get a license and wear protective gear, and you'd have to be outside of the vehicle and behind a blast shield.

If gasoline were invented today, it would get laughed out of everywhere that has any reliable ethanol production. Also, the world wouldn’t suck poo poo right now, because leaded gasoline is what gave everyone brain damage.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Double Punctuation posted:

Also, the world wouldn’t suck poo poo right now, because leaded gasoline is what gave everyone brain damage.

Oh don't worry, there's still bleach. Like ants, stupidity finds a way in.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

People made themselves dumb with lead long before gas. It used to be a common sweetener. Yes as in food. Wine especially and apparently the mix of alcohol, heat (iirc they cooked it) and lead is extra double plus bad for you.

Oh and lead oxide makeup.

Reuben Sandwich
Jan 27, 2007

Cyrano4747 posted:

People made themselves dumb with lead long before gas. It used to be a common sweetener. Yes as in food. Wine especially and apparently the mix of alcohol, heat (iirc they cooked it) and lead is extra double plus bad for you.

Oh and lead oxide makeup.
So lead was the asbestos before asbestos?

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

Reuben Sandwich posted:

So lead was the asbestos before asbestos?

Nah asbestos just kills you. Lead makes you stupid and then kills you, which is much worse.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Cyrano4747 posted:

People made themselves dumb with lead long before gas. It used to be a common sweetener. Yes as in food. Wine especially and apparently the mix of alcohol, heat (iirc they cooked it) and lead is extra double plus bad for you.

Oh and lead oxide makeup.

The largest voting block in America was raised huffing lead exhaust.

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

SelenicMartian posted:

So, on Saturday a ventilator in Russia caught on fire and killed a guy hooked up to it.

Today, what looks like a similar event killed five.

Given the likelihood everyone is on enriched oxygen in that situation, I'm giving better than even odds that they are blending oxygen into the patient circuit upstream of the ventilator which isn't designed according to the standards about oxygen-enriched environments. Sparks from the motor or from static electricity which would be a non-issue at standard atmospheric concentrations are a huge problem because you may go as high as 90% O2. The standards for blending oxygen into patient circuits speak to both using materials that are flame suppressant and also to blending oxygen downstream of the ventilator unless the ventilator has an inlet port for high or low pressure O2, which most vents do nowadays.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


I always loved these aggressive advertising memes

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Splode posted:

Nah asbestos just kills you. Lead makes you stupid and then kills you, which is much worse.

I don't know if it is totally connected, but you can see the violent crime rate drop as leaded gasoline gets banned.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

"not totally connected," he says, when the data from dozens of nations shows the violent crime rate moving in lockstep with the rate of leaded gas consumption after a 20 year lag

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Leaded gas alone is a poor fit with the timeline, but it's easy to forget just how many other chemicals were sloshing around in our drinking water and floating in the air during that whole time. Like, things aren't great now, but holy poo poo were they bad back then and I don't think we even really understand just how bad it was.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

But I thought they do pollinate an absolute poo poo load of things?

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Wasps don't pollinate but what they do infact do is hoover up a frankly inordinate number of defenceless grubs, caterpillars and beetle larvae that RIGHT NOW are eating your plants and crops. Wasps may be dicks but they're the garbage men of the bug world. They take out the trash (pests).

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Drone_Fragger posted:

Wasps don't pollinate but what they do infact do is hoover up a frankly inordinate number of defenceless grubs, caterpillars and beetle larvae that RIGHT NOW are eating your plants and crops. Wasps may be dicks but they're the garbage men of the bug world. They take out the trash (pests).

Wasps pollinate loads of things, like figs.

Aramoro fucked around with this message at 17:22 on May 12, 2020

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Drone_Fragger posted:

Wasps don't pollinate but what they do infact do is hoover up a frankly inordinate number of defenceless grubs, caterpillars and beetle larvae that RIGHT NOW are eating your plants and crops. Wasps may be dicks but they're the garbage men of the bug world. They take out the trash (pests).

Actually some wasps do pollinate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fig_wasp

e, fb

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Vespids range from pretend-ants pretending to be honeybees and actually processing pollen to honey to hell monster motherfuckers that are birds with scorpion stingers that eat the other bugs and several things in between that are pollinators even if they aren't pollen obsessed.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




I mean bees and ants are both descended from wasps, they've got a good range.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

LifeSunDeath posted:

Actually some wasps do pollinate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fig_wasp

e, fb

A WASP JIZZED IN MY FIG NEWTON?!?!?!

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Aramoro posted:

I mean bees and ants are both descended from wasps, they've got a good range.

I didn't know this- Neat!

Also a quick search shows a bunch of articles about how bees and ants are more closely related to each other than they are to wasps.

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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Sex Skeleton posted:

Given the likelihood everyone is on enriched oxygen in that situation, I'm giving better than even odds that they are blending oxygen into the patient circuit upstream of the ventilator which isn't designed according to the standards about oxygen-enriched environments. Sparks from the motor or from static electricity which would be a non-issue at standard atmospheric concentrations are a huge problem because you may go as high as 90% O2. The standards for blending oxygen into patient circuits speak to both using materials that are flame suppressant and also to blending oxygen downstream of the ventilator unless the ventilator has an inlet port for high or low pressure O2, which most vents do nowadays.
Both units were made by the same Russian factory.
And the fatality rate on them is 86% without a fire.

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