|
Acelerion posted:You really gotta hand it to humanity for figuring out the absolute worst thing to do But you have to admit that it's impressive how good we are at threading the needle to maximize both deaths and economic damage
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:46 |
|
|
# ? Jun 3, 2024 18:45 |
|
Shyfted One posted:You can still enroll with a life-changing event which can be as little as "change in income" My kid isn't supposed to qualify for chip I don't think (I did the exact same application as last year where he didn't) but the ACA forces the state to see if the kid is eligible, and that took so long this year (last year's denial end of January, then enrolled him in ACA) that he will probably be on chip all year since the agency in charge of that is clearly just focused on covid at this point. 5 months and counting waiting on a final decision from them , lol
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:47 |
|
https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/1260188828305850368?s=19 Popcorn eating gif here
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:47 |
|
Americans are going to see the rest of the world start to open up and have a tantrum.
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:48 |
imagine everyone got their heads out of their asses and everyone stayed inside except for essential trips. how long would that last? a month? we could’ve been done with this poo poo in mid-April if everyone had just stayed the gently caress home, right?
|
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:48 |
|
Outrail posted:Americans are going to see the rest of the world start to open up and have a tantrum.
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:48 |
|
Outrail posted:Americans are going to see the rest of the world start to open up and have a tantrum. But that's already what's happening This whole push to reopen is partially Trump's incessant whining and it's partially that the media narrative is changing for other countries and nobody wants to be like "but the US is a failed state and we have to keep doing this for a long time"
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:49 |
|
Outrail posted:Americans are going to ... have a tantrum. Fixed that for all possible events
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:49 |
|
Woofer posted:imagine everyone got their heads out of their asses and everyone stayed inside except for essential trips. with a little extra precautions and testing/contact tracing/quarantining, yeah lmao
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:49 |
|
The earlier we did stuff, the less we would have had to do. Unfortunately we still haven't reduced the number of cases and we're opening up again.
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:50 |
|
Woofer posted:imagine everyone got their heads out of their asses and everyone stayed inside except for essential trips. We did that , then defined 80% of shopping as essential Also quite frankly without blanket foreign travel bans you cant control it anyways, you'd just get flare-ups everywhere over time
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:51 |
703 posted:https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/1260188828305850368?s=19 What even is the post-Putin power struggle going to look like
|
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:51 |
|
https://www.paloaltoonline.com/blog...ite-restaurants Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan are giving $100,000 to each of their eight favorite restaurants
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:52 |
|
mastershakeman posted:We did that , then defined 80% of shopping as essential You've been able in PA to go to just about any big box store and hang out for as long as you'd like since all this broke. The "reopen" poo poo, at least here, is about getting to sit at Buffalo Wild Wings for an hour and leer at the waitress's boobs.
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:52 |
|
One of the problems is that just telling to stay inside except for groceries probably isn't enough (especially in dense areas) anyway. You still have to have tests available, test everyone, and fully quarantine the people who test positive which means you have to provide them with food, etc. and we aren't politically able to do that.
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:53 |
|
Good Soldier Svejk posted:What even is the post-Putin power struggle going to look like a shot by shot remake of The Death of Stalin
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:53 |
|
Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:You've been able in PA to go to just about any big box store and hang out for as long as you'd like since all this broke. Yeah reopening is solely about having a few hours of pretending you have a servant, whether it be a waiter, barber, chef, maid, etc. The food is incidental- people were mad they couldn't have someone else do the dishes and bring them things
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:54 |
|
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1260005985332219904 America is a third-world country
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:54 |
|
Spoondick posted:i go on cobra next month and for just me it's $750 a month and for the whole family it's just shy of $2000 a month Goddamn. How does anybody who is not rich survive in the US.
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:55 |
alphabettitouretti posted:Goddamn. How does anybody who is not rich survive in the US. we work for the rich
|
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:56 |
|
Testvan posted:https://www.paloaltoonline.com/blog...ite-restaurants the rich are not human, they are a subhuman species
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:57 |
|
mystes posted:One of the problems is that just telling to stay inside except for groceries probably isn't enough (especially in dense areas) anyway. Meanwhile countries like Taiwan arranged a system of dropping off food and other household goods for people in a mandatory quarantine situation.
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:58 |
|
alphabettitouretti posted:Goddamn. How does anybody who is not rich survive in the US. They don't, working class life expectancy is getting worse every year
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:58 |
|
Outrail posted:Americans are going to see the rest of the world start to open up and have a tantrum. they're going to build a wall to keep americans IN
|
# ? May 12, 2020 14:58 |
|
Woofer posted:imagine everyone got their heads out of their asses and everyone stayed inside except for essential trips. Not only would the Rona be gone, but we'd never have the flu or common cold again. Activate FEMA. Lock everyone in. Have the military deliver MREs in biohazard suits.
|
# ? May 12, 2020 15:00 |
|
703 posted:https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/1260188828305850368?s=19 it's built in my friend
|
# ? May 12, 2020 15:01 |
|
etalian posted:Meanwhile countries like Taiwan arranged a system of dropping off food and other household goods for people in a mandatory quarantine situation. It's really like God has delivered the perfect virus that the US is unable to deal with in coronavirus.
|
# ? May 12, 2020 15:03 |
|
Good Soldier Svejk posted:What even is the post-Putin power struggle going to look like A lot of covid patients jumping out of windows
|
# ? May 12, 2020 15:04 |
|
Pryor on Fire posted:Florida and Georgia have been open for weeks. The world didn't end. You can go to the dentist. Only 80,000 Dead Americans with the number still going up but gently caress em I didn't know any of them and my superior immune system will destroy the virus. Everyone is staying indoors and wearing these weak masks when I WANNA GO OUT TO FUDDRUCKERS AND DRINK WITH THE BOYS WAAAAAA KILL THE MAYOR HE IS A FOOL I AM THE ONE TRUE MAX BRAIN! ITS ALL A HOAX! A CONSPIRACY OF FOOLS WITH FAKE DEGREES TRYING TO KILL AMERICA! That's you. That's what I see when I read that dumbshit. EIGHTY THOUSAND DEAD when we had the most productive (Yet Flawed) early quarantine months of the pandemic. Think about what that number would be if we did nothing. Now we are in a stage of the quarantine being cracked open because some thousand psychos think the chains slavery are on them and scream at the top of their lungs and assemble in gatherings outside for the news to film. In a country of 300+ Million a minority of idiots are given a national microphone because nothing is going on and the news just foolishly amps their dumb message. For every 1,000 people sitting quietly in their homes there is one turbo smoothbrain that projects the image of many. Just post funny poo poo. Stay away from your favorite old people and keep isolated as much as possible. Wear a mask and go easy on the Amazon purchases. Follow these simple guidelines and by next year your dick will still work. I promise you nothing about the state of the world or if the town will be on fire but I DO PROMISE YOU YOUR DICK WILL STILL WORK. Break the rules is breaking you dick. Be a cool dude. Don't break your dick.
|
# ? May 12, 2020 15:05 |
|
Drinkfist posted:Only 80,000 Dead Americans with the number still going up but gently caress em I didn't know any of them and my superior immune system will destroy the virus. Everyone is staying indoors and wearing these weak masks when I WANNA GO OUT TO FUDDRUCKERS AND DRINK WITH THE BOYS WAAAAAA KILL THE MAYOR HE IS A FOOL I AM THE ONE TRUE MAX BRAIN! ITS ALL A HOAX! A CONSPIRACY OF FOOLS WITH FAKE DEGREES TRYING TO KILL AMERICA! [Covid-19 May] Be a cool dude. Don't break your dick.
|
# ? May 12, 2020 15:08 |
|
Drinkfist posted:Only 80,000 Dead Americans with the number still going up but gently caress em I didn't know any of them and my superior immune system will destroy the virus. Everyone is staying indoors and wearing these weak masks when I WANNA GO OUT TO FUDDRUCKERS AND DRINK WITH THE BOYS WAAAAAA KILL THE MAYOR HE IS A FOOL I AM THE ONE TRUE MAX BRAIN! ITS ALL A HOAX! A CONSPIRACY OF FOOLS WITH FAKE DEGREES TRYING TO KILL AMERICA! okay gotcha but I don't have a dick
|
# ? May 12, 2020 15:08 |
|
mystes posted:I ping cracked myself a little when I saw the food that South Korea delivered to people who were quarantining. Yeah it's almost like god wanted to completely roast and discredit the concept of american exceptionalism. Other countries especially in Asia like South Korea have done a much better job at rolling at a consistent national level strategy and deploying a wide range of creative ideas to solve their problem.
|
# ? May 12, 2020 15:10 |
|
America is exceptionally bad.
|
# ? May 12, 2020 15:11 |
|
snoo posted:okay gotcha but I don't have a dick Eunuchs are too powerful for this world. I am sorry to have offended honorable master. You may do what you wish under heaven.
|
# ? May 12, 2020 15:11 |
|
lovely testing is the US' original sin, and we still don't have it down. Until that changes, we will always be flying blind.
|
# ? May 12, 2020 15:11 |
|
mystes posted:I ping cracked myself a little when I saw the food that South Korea delivered to people who were quarantining. The perfect virus: Can be halted with forward thinking, a basic social safety net and a small amount of personal responsibility.
|
# ? May 12, 2020 15:12 |
Trumps Baby Hands posted:So uh, what’s up in Russia? lol I thought this would take another week at least Second place already lol
|
|
# ? May 12, 2020 15:13 |
|
gradenko_2000 posted:https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1260005985332219904 shadowrun future is the future we deserve
|
# ? May 12, 2020 15:16 |
|
But Rocks Hurt Head posted:shadowrun future is the future we deserve
|
# ? May 12, 2020 15:19 |
|
|
# ? Jun 3, 2024 18:45 |
|
mystes posted:I ping cracked myself a little when I saw the food that South Korea delivered to people who were quarantining. I posted this before I think, but basically like you gotta just cement it in your head that America the country does not care about you and will not care about you and this pandemic just loving seals it. You either play the game or don’t but thinking we will ever have a government that supports its people like you see in other countries just isn’t in the greater DNA. Unless we are so spirited and resilient to spend our life trying to change it, Better to try and find a mate you emigrate to a country that aligns with what you want in a country. There isn’t an in between....
|
# ? May 12, 2020 15:19 |