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Line Feed posted:gently caress yeah, I'll fight for the Republic of Wawa. Never seen a Wegmans tho lmao Many people fight for a god they haven’t personally seen. wawa fights for all Wegmans prays for all. you shop for all.
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I've been thinking about this long and hard and decided that Colorado will group up with New Mexico, Utah, Wyoming, Idaho and Montana. Nobody else is allowed in sorry. We will be pretty chill but the one litmus test is that if you are from Arizona you will be immediately executed.
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PawParole posted:Many people fight for a god they haven’t personally seen. sheetz free state delenda est
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May 12, 2020 13:42
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I will be abandoning my beloved minnesota to parachute supplies into the sheetz free state
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May 12, 2020 13:48
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sheetz free state will force you to recognize us
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PawParole posted:Many people fight for a god they haven’t personally seen. Their Italian hoagies will make believers of you all. Join us, it's bliss.
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Line Feed posted:gently caress yeah, I'll fight for the Republic of Wawa. Never seen a Wegmans tho lmao We be great as part of the Publix coalition invasion of Texas, all the Heb! stores will get burned down and replaced by Publix.
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May 12, 2020 14:57
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This is the only balk map where I would consider fighting for the south. I miss publix fried chicken
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May 12, 2020 15:15
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Blockade posted:This is the only balk map where I would consider fighting for the south. I miss publix fried chicken North Carolina would not agree to a Publix based government. We are a Harris Teeter based economy.
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i dont foresee virginia going with the publix either, they’ve got food lions and farm freshes to stan for
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May 12, 2020 15:22
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The unlawful occupation of the rightful Giant Eagle lands of cleveland and pittsburgh by the imperialists in cincinnatti and rochester will be righted by the unstoppable power of the shoppers army
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Thump! posted:i dont foresee virginia going with the publix either, they’ve got food lions and farm freshes to stan for I can't imagine stanning for Food Lion. Pretty mediocre chain. It'd be like supporting Food Maxx or Harvey's.
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DrSunshine posted:What happens to Hawaii? I think that if balk happens the WSP will need to draw Hawaii into its union or sphere of influence. Losing a toehold on Hawaii means losing a vital "natural aircraft carrier" for exerting control over the Pacific. At the very least, the WSP will have to try extremely hard not to let Hawaii go loyalist lest there be a Federal (or whatever other union) friendly bastion from which to project power. Hawaii would go with WSA since the largest population of those with Hawaiian ancestry outside of Hawaii lives in CA, plus all the rich fucks on the west coast keep homes there they'd want to keep also between Hawaii and CA you have basically all the naval bases on the west coast locked up
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chairface posted:I can't imagine stanning for Food Lion. Pretty mediocre chain. It'd be like supporting Food Maxx or Harvey's. Virginians outside of NoVa are people of the soil 
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:The unlawful occupation of the rightful Giant Eagle lands of cleveland and pittsburgh by the imperialists in cincinnatti and rochester will be righted by the unstoppable power of the shoppers army the weis republic will grow from the ashes
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May 12, 2020 16:03
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THE PIGGLY WIGGLY WILL RISE AGAIN 
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Peanut President posted:THE PIGGLY WIGGLY WILL RISE AGAIN this works so much better when you imagine jimmy carter saying it
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I've never seen a Kroger but MO does have plenty of Hy Vees, fake map.
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Pryor on Fire posted:I've been thinking about this long and hard and decided that Colorado will group up with New Mexico, Utah, Wyoming, Idaho and Montana. Nobody else is allowed in sorry.
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May 12, 2020 17:19
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I would take up arms to free Fred Meyer from the grip of Kroger. Also to keep Trader Joe's.
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Failson posted:I would take up arms to free Fred Meyer from the grip of Kroger. There can be only one Frederick Meijer, however the midwest stands with you. For now. (Anyone get a screenshot of the tweet? Because it is gone now)
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trader joes should just sell their desserts and frozen poo poo in other stores and stop pretending they are a supermarket
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Top City Homo posted:explain people born in arizona aren't necessarily bad. the idiot right wing mid-westerners who move in are a different story
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northeast ohio will immediately devolve into fiefdoms pledging fealty to one of heinen's, dave's, marc's, or giant eagle what i'm saying is the sheetz free state needs to annex us immediately before we are crushed under the boot of kroger
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May 12, 2020 19:29
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pancake rabbit posted:northeast ohio will immediately devolve into fiefdoms pledging fealty to one of heinen's, dave's, marc's, or giant eagle I will pledge my loyalty to the Aldi Anarchists
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Iron Crowned posted:I will pledge my loyalty to the Aldi Anarchists We will bring our own weapons - and have the most beans and rice! Finally - a war I can get behind.
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tiberion02 posted:We will bring our own weapons - and have the most beans and rice! Finally - a war I can get behind. Gerrity's, Price Chopper and the ShopRite alliance are going to be the luxembourgs of the new balk.
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solidarityforever posted:Soon, the grocer unions will rise The gently caress is Wawa-Wegmans? Eastern New England won't join this. This is Market Basket territory. Edit: Maine split from that split and just be Hannaford's. OhFunny has issued a correction as of 03:08 on May 13, 2020 |
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Mantis42 posted:I've never seen a Kroger but MO does have plenty of Hy Vees, fake map. only in the 573 and 816 area codes (and maybe the 660, but i've hardly spent much time up there). 636/314 are members of the Greater Schnucks/Dierbergs Co-Prosperity Sphere with the Metro East, and the less said about the 417 the better.
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solidarityforever posted:Soon, the grocer unions will rise every time i see these balk maps that leave the states in tact............ just not gonna happen, like east/west washington and oregon will split from each other
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May 12, 2020 23:52
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The sun never sets on the Kroger empire:
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hell yeah https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1260384466184388609
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:every time i see these balk maps that leave the states in tact............ just not gonna happen, like east/west washington and oregon will split from each other Eastern washington will try and western washington will go "actually we rather like eating food and there's like, none of you to stop us, no you aren't."
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Spergin Morlock posted:people born in arizona aren't necessarily bad. the idiot right wing mid-westerners who move in are a different story alot of people from cali move to phoenix for the cheap housing idiot chuds are universally bad
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Where does SafeWay fit into all this? Are they just an insurgent organization across the West Coast?
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I will serve in the Publix Grand Army as long as my rations are publix subs
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Thump! posted:Where does SafeWay fit into all this? Are they just an insurgent organization across the West Coast? Safeway is owned by Cerberus Capital / The Mercers, so probably it's own archipelago of slave plantations
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