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Hopper posted:Oh poo poo. No Döner? The US is doomed. At least we have bagels.
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So some Russian Reichsbürger beat up the police in NRW, the video is just  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnb_ZXSeLvQ
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GABA ghoul posted:So some Russian Reichsbürger beat up the police in NRW, the video is just I guess it’s good that here the Police doesn’t immediately escalate and shoot or tazer everything in a 10m radius. Nevertheless i wonder how your friendly Dorfpolizist will deal with the increase in violent internet crazys and right wingers. I mean people have radicalized to the point of doing terror attacks just because they looked at too many memes
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GABA ghoul posted:So some Russian Reichsbürger beat up the police in NRW, the video is just For Reichsbürger I'm willing to make an exception and applaud every cop who gives them auf die Fresse.
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Greatest Living Man posted:At least we have bagels. Hate to break it to you, but the vast majority of bagels are garbage. The only place I ever had good ones was in NYC and even then in only select locations. As far as bread products go the US is a wasteland completely unfit for human habitation.
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suck my woke dick posted:For Reichsbürger I'm willing to make an exception and applaud every cop who gives them auf die Fresse. Where do all the curious bystanders come from? Usually, if there‘s a brawl between the police and some seedy people going on I try not to position myself at the very center of it. This video was shared in my timeline on FB by a moron. It was edited so you didn‘t get what was going on, but the page made it seem that this was Merkel‘s goons harassing upstanding citizens.
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Haramstufe Rot posted:I guess it’s good that here the Police doesn’t immediately escalate and shoot or tazer everything in a 10m radius. Yeah Polizei is going to get (even) uglier in lockstep with everything else in society. If they feel that every shooing a weirdo out of the Supermarkt job can end up going like this, or maybe a similar guy in two weeks even pulls a knife, they're absolutely going to start tasing / shooting more people. poo poo times ahead.
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Dass Polizei in NRW allgemein keine Masken tragen muss entspricht weder der Außendarstellung, noch der aktuellen Corona-Verordnung. Hoffentlich stecken die beiden Polizisten im Krankenhaus niemanden an. 
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Combat Theory posted:More than 100 euro would be insane for a Zulassungsdienst. If you buy the car from a Händler they usually have a Zulassungsdienst on call that offers low rates due to bulk orders. The Nissan dealership where my dad works takes 70 euro for the Zulassungsdienst. Quoting this for later, thank you.
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Dommolus Magnus posted:Hate to break it to you, but the vast majority of bagels are garbage. The only place I ever had good ones was in NYC and even then in only select locations. As far as bread products go the US is a wasteland completely unfit for human habitation. Yeah I know. There's usually at least one legit bagel place in a metropolitan area though. When I was in St. Louis I had to buy them from a Jewish deli a 30 minute drive away. Portland has Spielman (https://www.spielmanbagels.com), etc. I'll definitely take Germany's access to good cheap bread any day.
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https://twitter.com/BVG_Kampagne/status/1260130078572326912 I friggin love this brand lol
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My daughter‘s Kitaplatz will apparently cost about 900 Ocken per month because I don’t qualify for Subventionen due to my salary being too high back in 2018??!!! loving hell. Kinderbetreuung should be a public service like Grundschule.
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Better get used to it, in 18 years she’s gonna move to Berlin and that’s just gonna be rent for her 2 sq m WG Zimmer  oliwan posted:https://twitter.com/BVG_Kampagne/status/1260130078572326912 the kotti joke is pretty dark but lol at the windows one 
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I mean, I’m already mentally prepared for the WG-Zimmer thing, but I didn’t expect there to be a salary/Vermögen cap for Kitasubventionen. gently caress. Ah well, I’ll be poor as gently caress when my Pensum is cut back next year, so I’ll be getting to those Fleischtöpfe yet.
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If y'all wanna gently caress yourselves up tonight https://www.spiegel.de/panorama/spiegel-tv-ueber-corona-verschwoerung-wut-unterm-aluhut-a-2a561b5d-0aa9-416a-b795-119a9e4203a7
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Haramstufe Rot posted:If y'all wanna gently caress yourselves up tonight Herzlich Willkommen Weiter mit Werbung lesen Nutzen Sie unsere Seite wie gewohnt mit Werbung und Tracking (Zustimmung ist jederzeit widerrufbar)
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Haramstufe Rot posted:If y'all wanna gently caress yourselves up tonight
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Haramstufe Rot posted:If y'all wanna gently caress yourselves up tonight Do you have a Querdenkerbommel?
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Dommolus Magnus posted:Hate to break it to you, but the vast majority of bagels are garbage. The only place I ever had good ones was in NYC and even then in only select locations. As far as bread products go the US is a wasteland completely unfit for human habitation.  but maybe someone here enjoys!
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Goa Tse-tung posted:Herzlich Willkommen The BayLDA sees this is datenschutzrechtlich as a viable option that is not in violation of the Kopplungsverbot lol.
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Haramstufe Rot posted:If y'all wanna gently caress yourselves up tonight That was a hard watch, but the payoff of Attila Hildmann getting arrested was absolutely worth it. You're at a demonstration ranting about how "your opinion is being silenced" because of Abstandsregeln, another guy with a microphone says you're full of poo poo, you walk over to him to grab the mic because you don't like his opinion and want to silence him, and a split-second later, the cops go "lol, Abstandsregeln, kommen sie bitte mit uns" 
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Wengy posted:My daughter‘s Kitaplatz will apparently cost about 900 Ocken per month because I don’t qualify for Subventionen due to my salary being too high back in 2018??!!! loving hell. Kinderbetreuung should be a public service like Grundschule. That sounds absolutely insane to me. I'm paying about 300€ in Germany including lunch. 900 would be almost the double of what I'm paying for rent, lol.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:That was a hard watch, but the payoff of Attila Hildmann getting arrested was absolutely worth it. There's no way I'm going to watch this but 
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Haramstufe Rot posted:If y'all wanna gently caress yourselves up tonight The worst for me were: - the woman claiming her daughter has had nosebleeds for 2 weeks now - the woman clamoring against impfungen while being a nurse
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Mithaldu posted:- the woman claiming her daughter has had nosebleeds for 2 weeks now With a mom like that, a constant brain hemmorage from the nose is just the subconscious saying "gently caress this, let's end my suffering". But then again people aren't the smartest at attributing the right cause and effect...
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KonvexKonkav posted:That sounds absolutely insane to me. I'm paying about 300€ in Germany including lunch. 900 would be almost the double of what I'm paying for rent, lol. For real, in Köln it maxes out at like 650€ (kid under 2 years, income above 100.000 €)
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KonvexKonkav posted:That sounds absolutely insane to me. I'm paying about 300€ in Germany including lunch. 900 would be almost the double of what I'm paying for rent, lol. More importantly: where do you live that you pay around 500€ for an apartment? Especially since I assume it‘s big enough that you can live there with a child and possibly a partner.
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Don't listen to Wengy. He is the second highest earner itt and lives in a mega apartment with three balconies. Paying for a Kita is like buying a pack of milk for normal people like us
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Does somebody still have my tax rate comparison CH-DE, because that might have something to do with breeders getting fleeced in Switzerland.
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Babies Getting Rabies posted:More importantly: where do you live that you pay around 500€ for an apartment? Especially since I assume it‘s big enough that you can live there with a child and possibly a partner. Ridiculously low rent prices are one of the few advantages of living in Chemnitz.
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I live in Berlin-Kreuzberg with my partner and the total warm rent of our Altbau Wohnung is about €550 lol and because of the mietenfreeze it will stay that way for the next 5 years at least lol
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Simply Simon posted:While we're at the topic, I wrote a short story on these forums about the superiority of German bread. It's Language is a bit too flowery I think, but that American bread is just cake in disguise is definitely a sentiment I can agree with. Most egregious example is pumpkin  bread which would absolutely be called a Kuchen here.This is also not limited to germans, I heard more or less the same from czechs and poles.
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oliwan posted:I live in Berlin-Kreuzberg with my partner and the total warm rent of our Altbau Wohnung is about €550 lol ah i'm glad to hear the renting situation in berlin is so reasonable
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https://twitter.com/GriemVH/status/1260546388993155074 e: not gonna lie I kinda love our dorky Kanzlerin https://twitter.com/DerMestermann/status/1260532887356674048 aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 13:31 on May 13, 2020 |
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Wengy posted:My daughter‘s Kitaplatz will apparently cost about 900 Ocken per month because I don’t qualify for Subventionen due to my salary being too high back in 2018??!!! loving hell. Kinderbetreuung should be a public service like Grundschule. lol owned don't have kids my man KonvexKonkav posted:That sounds absolutely insane to me. I'm paying about 300€ in Germany including lunch. 900 would be almost the double of what I'm paying for rent, lol. 450€ possibly wouldn't even get you a WG Zimmer in Munich lol
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