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Durf posted:One of my fave SA stories was where a girl's blind date was going well and she ended up back at the dude's place. He's got a pizza in the oven and they're making out, but when the timer goes off he pulls away and gets this look of terror on his face, and says "This is my least favorite part " lol
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Wait wait wait https://twitter.com/EricTopol/status/1259881393443598336 So BCG helps protect against herpes too?
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Is Nueva York the normal way of saying that? That's like saying Port Vallarta. it is. Geographical names don’t really follow rules across languages, they evolve in the same inconsistent way the rest of language does. it’s probably because the letter W is not native to Spanish. On the other hand a lot of American cities have Spanish names so you’re used to it. English isn’t exactly consistent about this stuff either, you say Puerto Vallarta, but not Ciudad Mexico.
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Starks posted:it is. Geographical names don’t really follow rules across languages, they evolve in the same inconsistent way the rest of language does. it’s probably because the letter W is not native to Spanish. On the other hand a lot of American cities have Spanish names so you’re used to it. I mean people will say "nu yor" sometimes. The W in 'new' isnt really pronounced in english either. Also I was tickled pink when I drive thru Ohio and heard how they pronounce "Lima, Ohio" I hope they all get sick and suffer. I can only imagine how Valparaiso, Indiana is pronounced
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I don’t know why it bothers me to think of making rice in a microwave but it does. Maybe because I didn’t get a microwave until I was in my late 20s and I’d already learned how to do everything without one. Hard to imagine using a microwave for anything other than making hot food and drinks a little hotter. This marvel of technology is completely wasted on me.
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SKULL.GIF posted:the absolutely side-splitting hilarity is that even as half-assed as it was, even as half-hearted as it was, even with the absolute loving worst people actively working against it, the lockdown was effective we have a bomber weapon against spreading infection and it also breaks chud brains two birds one stone
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I don’t know why it bothers me to think of making rice in a microwave but it does. Maybe because I didn’t get a microwave until I was in my late 20s and I’d already learned how to do everything without one. Hard to imagine using a microwave for anything other than making hot food and drinks a little hotter. This marvel of technology is completely wasted on me. It bothers me because the microwave doesn't sing an awesome song to me when the rice is ready like my rice cooker does.
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Both my microwave and rice cooker sing a song but the rice cooker song is better.
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[timg]"&rt;<script&rt;alert("hack the planet")</script&rt;[/timg] seattle plague rat has issued a correction as of 07:36 on May 13, 2020 |
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While I was at the grocery store today the old dude in front of me had like 20 cans of garbanzo beans and one thing of ground beef and nothing else and while he was paying he started complaining about the store limit on garbanzo beans
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man can live on hummus alone, he should put the beef back
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Chill Penguin posted:y’all team hornets or team virus? Yes.
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Chill Penguin posted:y’all team hornets or team virus? team horny
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hey anyone got that meme pic of phantom menace Gungan weed blocking coronavirus droids from attacking
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Google Butt posted:team horny Mods??
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seattle plague rat posted:[timg]"&rt;<script&rt;alert("hack the planet")</script&rt;[/timg]
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Google Butt posted:team horny RISE UP
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Microwave eggs (in an egg cooker) is extremely easy. I don't make egg on the stove anymore. OTHO, I have moved most of my regular microwave duties to my air fryer.
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stephenthinkpad posted:Microwave eggs ("hack the planet") is extremely easy. I don't make egg on the stove anymore.
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Hidden behind all the recent "opening up with apprehension and caution" headlines is that there is a huge unavoidable catastrophic problem with not picking a single strategy: nothing will work unless we do it united. This is one specific instance where individualism cannot be tolerated if the end goal is to make things better. Clearly there is a political dispute about what to do right now, but "have people deny that there is a virus or threat and continue as normal" is completely incompatible with "people stay home because there is a threat and going out will endanger them while worsening the problem." If you try to split the middle then you get either a ruined economy AND maybe a deadly spreading virus too and that's it. There is no way that the middle appeasement route ends up with a good situation for anyone, you have to pick one and get everyone to do it and, if your theory of the crisis was correct, you get a good outcome. Our current strategy has no possible way of being positive at all and will be both a massive economic catastrophe as well as a horrorshow of death.
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Speaking as someone whose casino job is set to open on the 16th, I would prefer not to be a cautionary tale and part of the horror show of death, or face unemployment
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Chunky Salsa posted:Speaking as someone whose casino job is set to open on the 16th, I would prefer not to be a cautionary tale and part of the horror show of death, or face unemployment cautionary tale? you mean another crisis actor part of some inflated statistics
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Chunky Salsa posted:Speaking as someone whose casino job is set to open on the 16th, I would prefer not to be a cautionary tale and part of the horror show of death, or face unemployment the ultimate gambling
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Bulgakov posted:the ultimate gambling If I lose I'm gonna haunt some people so hard
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my wife's first day back to work was yesterday. their store isn't open to the public yet, they're just basically catching up on 2 months of price markdowns, reorganizing the store, installing the plexiglass at the registers, and marking the aisles to be one-way. apparently at least 5 people tried to pull the sliding doors apart to get in the store despite there being huge NOT OPEN signs posted, and when management went to tell them "hey, we aren't open so you can't come in" the people started screaming and swearing. this country sucks so much
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Stereotype posted:Hidden behind all the recent "opening up with apprehension and caution" headlines is that there is a huge unavoidable catastrophic problem with not picking a single strategy: nothing will work unless we do it united. This is one specific instance where individualism cannot be tolerated if the end goal is to make things better. Clearly there is a political dispute about what to do right now, but "have people deny that there is a virus or threat and continue as normal" is completely incompatible with "people stay home because there is a threat and going out will endanger them while worsening the problem." If you try to split the middle then you get either a ruined economy AND maybe a deadly spreading virus too and that's it. There is no way that the middle appeasement route ends up with a good situation for anyone, you have to pick one and get everyone to do it and, if your theory of the crisis was correct, you get a good outcome. Our current strategy has no possible way of being positive at all and will be both a massive economic catastrophe as well as a horrorshow of death. lmao that owns
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Skypie posted:my wife's first day back to work was yesterday. their store isn't open to the public yet, they're just basically catching up on 2 months of price markdowns, reorganizing the store, installing the plexiglass at the registers, and marking the aisles to be one-way. apparently at least 5 people tried to pull the sliding doors apart to get in the store despite there being huge NOT OPEN signs posted, and when management went to tell them "hey, we aren't open so you can't come in" the people started screaming and swearing. what the hell, americans are psychotic
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