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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Charun posted:

wait, the us is keeping research secret?

cant patent it and make serious money for the already-rich otherwise duh

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kater
Nov 16, 2010

I feel shellshocked after finding out hot mess mom isn’t ongoing.

kater
Nov 16, 2010

I feel shellshocked after finding out hot mess mom isn’t ongoing.

kater
Nov 16, 2010

I feel shellshocked after finding out hot mess mom isn’t ongoing.

Charun
Feb 8, 2003


tr-tr-triple-shock

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
same same same

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



Jeb!

slow and steady my friend

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


nature is healing

u can hear the clapping

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat

LCQC posted:

Well, yeah I assume if we form the trans-tasman bubble australia will immediately gently caress us.

As an Aussie I can say “oh most certainly”

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/AlArabiya_Eng/status/1257504925703118853?s=20

https://twitter.com/KenMorka75/status/1256958820670111744?s=20

https://twitter.com/AfricaFactsZone/status/1259909719818461186?s=20

https://twitter.com/AfricaFactsZone/status/1260619166228393984?s=20

https://twitter.com/ewnupdates/status/1260474885765312512?s=20

quote:

Reuters | a day ago
ANTANANARIVO - Madagascar is putting its, plant-based so-called cure for COVID-19 on sale and several countries in Africa have already put in orders for purchase, despite warnings from the World Health Organisation that its efficacy is unproven.

On Wednesday, Deputy Chairperson of the African Union (AU) Commission Kwesi Quartey tweeted Madagascar's health ministry "has agreed to collaborate with the African Union and Africa Centre for Disease Control to explore further, the remedy they have discovered for the treatment of COVID-19 to benefit the continent at large".

The AU said on Monday that it was trying to get Madagascar’s technical data on the remedy, and would pass that to the Africa Centres for Disease Control and Prevention for evaluation.

“This review will be based on global technical and ethical norms to garner the necessary scientific evidence,” the AU said.

https://twitter.com/AU_KwesiQuartey/status/1260460296537280513?s=20

Last month, President Andry Rajoelina launched the self-proclaimed remedy at a news conference, drinking from a sleekly-branded bottle filled with an amber liquid which he said had already cured two people.

On Friday, a Tanzanian delegation arrived in Madagascar to collect their consignment.

The tonic, based on the plant Artemisia annua which has anti-malarial properties, has not undergone any internationally recognised scientific testing. While Rajoelina extolled its virtues, the WHO cautioned it needs to be tested for efficacy and side effects.

Madagascar has been giving away thousands of bottles of “COVID-19 Organics”, developed by the state-run Malagasy Institute of Applied Research.

Tanzania, Equatorial Guinea, Central African Republic, the Republic of Congo, and the Democratic Republic of Congo, Liberia, and Guinea Bissau have all already received thousands of doses of COVID-19 Organics free of charge.

A legal adviser in the president’s office told Reuters on Wednesday that Madagascar would now begin selling the remedy, which domestically can be bought for around 40 U.S. cents per bottle.

“This remedy can be put on the market,” Marie Michelle Sahondrarimalala, director of Legal Studies at the Presidency, told Reuters in an interview on Wednesday. “Madagascar has already received orders from state authorities in other countries, but also from private individuals.”

Heads of other African countries said they were placing orders.

Isolated compounds extracted from Artemisia are effective in malaria drugs, the WHO noted, but the plant itself cannot treat malaria.

WHO Africa head Matshidiso Moeti said she was concerned people who drank the product might feel they were immune to COVID-19 and engage in risky behaviour.

“We are concerned that touting this product as a preventive measure might then make people feel safe,” she said.

Guinea Bissau has received over 16,000 doses which it is distributing to the 14 other West African nations. Liberia’s deputy Information Minister Eugene Farghon said this week there was no plan to test the remedy before distribution.

“It will be used by Liberians and will be used on Liberians,” he said, noting WHO had not tested other popular local remedies. “Madagascar is an African country ... Therefore we will proceed as an African nation and will continue to use our African herbs.”

By Thursday, Madagascar had a total 225 confirmed coronavirus cases, 98 recoveries, and no deaths.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

#beanposting

slow cooked chicken and black bean dinner tonight

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Inceltown posted:

My fear is that everyone is going to get it anyway and people will be complacent and then it will flare up. The NZ government is way more competent than ours though so it will gently caress us up hard if that happens.

I'm wondering how I'm gonna commute in the future. Used to get on a train that was so full that I'd be happy if I wasn't dick to dick with another dude.

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Charun posted:

wait, the us is keeping research secret?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5muY64Oyp10

This except we're so stupid as to actually do a thinly veiled conspiracy for no good reason whatsoever.

Zisky has issued a correction as of 11:06 on May 14, 2020

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

I'm wondering how I'm gonna commute in the future. Used to get on a train that was so full that I'd be happy if I wasn't dick to dick with another dude.

Next time we can rub dicks, I won't mind.

More seriously though public transport is going to be hosed for a while. I have a medical condition that means I can't drive and running / cycling / public transport is how I get around. Time to put some more k's on the bike I guess.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1260790191494762496?s=20

quote:

MEXICO CITY — Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador is one of the world’s most powerful leftists — a longtime champion of the poor who delivers scathing indictments of neoliberalism and the global elite.
Yet his approach to government spending — even in the face of the COVID-19 pandemic and its economic fallout — might best be compared to that of conservative icons Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher.

López Obrador has eliminated entire government departments, slashed the salaries of officials and cancelled year-end bonuses. Those cost-cutting measures come on top of steep cuts enacted early on in his administration that targeted everything from the country’s Olympic training program to public hospitals.

At the same time, López Obrador has rejected bailouts, tax breaks and debt relief, making Mexico the only large country in the Western Hemisphere that has not announced an economic stimulus package to counter the economic fallout from the pandemic.

“We have to seek austerity and consume only what we need,” he said at a news conference Wednesday in which he urged Mexicans to save their money. “If we already have shoes, why buy more?”

The economy is expected to shrink by at least 7% this year — hammered by a lethal combination of plunging oil prices, less demand for manufactured goods, fewer remittances and the collapse of the tourism industry.

In March and April alone, Mexico lost more than 700,000 jobs in the formal economy. The Inter-American Development Bank predicts that by year’s end another 2 million people may be out of work.

The National Council for the Evaluation of Social Development Policy predicts the crisis could push as many as 10.7 million people — about 8.5% of the population — into extreme poverty, defined as having a monthly income of less than $67 in cities or $60 in rural areas.

Catholic leaders recently urged the president to redirect money from some of his pet infrastructure projects — including construction of an $8-billion oil refinery — to give cash payments to families, warning that in a country with no unemployment insurance, many were already going hungry.

https://twitter.com/davidluhnow/status/1259836139210334209?s=20

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1260639400758775810?s=20

quote:

The number of people dying from the coronavirus pandemic in Mexico is five times higher than official government figures, according to health department insiders.

A Sky News investigations team working in the country's capital Mexico City has documented cremations and funerals and gained access to morgues and storage rooms full of bodies - all indicate the official data is wrong.

overnment claims that the virus curve has been flattened and that there will be a dramatic drop off in virus related deaths in the coming days.

In a recent briefing, the country's president Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador told the nation: "What the world knows about Mexico is that we are taming the pandemic, and we are basically doing this because Mexican people are making a conscious effort.

But that has been dismissed by many dealing with the crisis as incorrect.

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





our so-called leaders speak

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1260781150303326210?s=20

https://twitter.com/alfonslopeztena/status/1259836971486232576?s=20

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1260629038525227008?s=20

https://twitter.com/KhaledBeydoun/status/1259620587728756738?s=20

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Inceltown posted:

Next time we can rub dicks, I won't mind.

More seriously though public transport is going to be hosed for a while. I have a medical condition that means I can't drive and running / cycling / public transport is how I get around. Time to put some more k's on the bike I guess.

Yeah my new apartment has bike storage and unlike my home town of Vancouver you can actually commute to and from work in Melbourne without your bike disappearing constantly. So I'll probably be doing that too. It's a beautiful ride along this river (my photo from this weekend).

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/GearoidReidy/status/1260859681334890498?s=20

https://twitter.com/PhillipLipscy/status/1260253272704790538?s=20

quote:

The findings included an extremely low support rating of 5 percent for Japan’s political leaders versus 86 percent for China, where the pandemic started, and 32 percent for the United States, now the hardest-hit region in the world. Even Hong Kong, which has the second-worst, received a support rating of 11 percent. The average for all 23 areas was 40 percent.

https://twitter.com/PhillipLipscy/status/1260253483699261440?s=20

This is kind of funny:
https://twitter.com/willripleyCNN/status/1259292863025709056?s=20

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1259794146610593792?s=20

https://twitter.com/viviannereim/status/1260562176672247809?s=20

https://twitter.com/DrUdomoh/status/1258656951832993792?s=20

quote:

Saudi Arabia has installed self-sterilisation gates at the Grand Mosque in Makkah, as authorities step up precautionary measures aimed at stopping the spread of Covid-19.

The General Presidency of the Sacred Mosque and the Prophet’s Mosque said the “advanced self-sterilisation” gates have been installed at the entrances to the Grand Mosque.

The gates sterilise people who pass through them with antiseptic spray, and are equipped with thermal cameras to detect temperatures from a distance of 6 metres, and are capable of assessing several people at the same time.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
open er up, but in many languages:

spanish: abrelo
french: s'ouvrir
japanese: 開く
hindi: खुलना
russian: открой окно
swedish: aldrig stängd
american: i demand to speak to your manager

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

How fake are Japan’s numbers?

RedneckwithGuns
Mar 28, 2007

Up Next:
Fifteen Inches of
SHEER DYNAMITE

Speaking of KSA, did they mention anything about canceling the Hajj this year?

netBuff
Nov 7, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

gay picnic defence posted:

How fake are Japan’s numbers?

Probably quite fake, but the Japanese are pretty avid mask wearers as well.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

https://twitter.com/zeynep/status/1260639316331638785

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005


One step closer to Resident Evil laboratory disinfectant entrances everywhere.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

gay picnic defence posted:

How fake are Japan’s numbers?

Should keep an eye on the excess mortality stats for April when they become available, though one can speculate they may withholding this data for a reason

https://twitter.com/ElonBachman/status/1260810818578456577?s=19

quote:

Tokyo has not seen an increase in overall deaths during the coronavirus outbreak, boosting officials’ assertions that they have largely kept infections under control despite criticism over the limited scope of its testing.

The capital saw 33,106 deaths in the three months through March, 0.4 percent fewer than the average of the previous four years for the same period, according to data from the Tokyo Metropolitan Government. Data for April, when new daily virus cases peaked in the city, is not yet available.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Yeah my new apartment has bike storage and unlike my home town of Vancouver you can actually commute to and from work in Melbourne without your bike disappearing constantly. So I'll probably be doing that too. It's a beautiful ride along this river (my photo from this weekend).



That's a sexy ride to work. I really wish we didn't just put houses for rich people everywhere along the harbour and had this sort of thing everywhere.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author


twoday has issued a correction as of 12:06 on May 14, 2020

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Yeah my new apartment has bike storage and unlike my home town of Vancouver you can actually commute to and from work in Melbourne without your bike disappearing constantly. So I'll probably be doing that too. It's a beautiful ride along this river (my photo from this weekend).



watch out for swans

Col.Schultz
May 14, 2010

Till we come to some beginning within our own power...

Dr. Phildo posted:

As an Aussie I can say “oh most certainly”

Yeah, I am terrified that NSW and Vic decided to open up this week. Couldn’t let us sit at home for another week till we got to zero cases a day again. I’m not sure that I need 10 people in a pub that much.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

RedneckwithGuns posted:

Speaking of KSA, did they mention anything about canceling the Hajj this year?

The cube is indefinitely closed, I believe



https://twitter.com/OpIndia_com/status/1260698838957883392?s=19

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
"Open it up"- every leader

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari


same

Carlton Banks Teller
Nov 18, 2004


Zyklon B Zombie posted:

What the gently caress, I just had a 2 minute long commercial on youtube talking about how the Chinese are to blame for the virus. They are really pushing this, huh?

The Epoch Times? Yeahhh, they like to publish sinophobia sprinkled with Trump! dust. The frequency I get one of their ads makes me sad.

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






please trend

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/tomaspueyo/status/1258284481472950273?s=19
https://twitter.com/tomaspueyo/status/1258284484220170244?s=19
https://twitter.com/tomaspueyo/status/1258284487797960706?s=19

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


i despise the video news format that always has appropriately twee music playing, but


once upon a time i spent a summer volunteering at a ridley kemp sea turtle conservation place and it was nice





despite that i can only assume that the turtles have continued to struggle, deep water horizon not withstanding

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I found a dead one on the beach once and called the local turtle conservation hotline to report its location, they seemed grateful

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