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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I can't tell if you're misspelling Steelers or if this is a rivals pun

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Blame autocorrect

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

the only bad part about harrison getting extra money for splatting a browns player was that should have been a bonus from the league and not from the steelers

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Myles did nothing wrong to noted racist Mason Rudolph.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

D-LINK posted:

Probably bc Myles Garrett lied to save face after acting like a bitch

If someone came out looking like a bitch from that altercation it wasn't Myles!

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

If someone came out looking like a bitch from that altercation it wasn't Myles!

Yeah Myles didn't look like a bitch until a week later when he lied to save face

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Let he who hasn’t swung an nfl helmet at someone’s head cast the first stone

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Myles did nothing wrong to noted racist Mason Rudolph.

In a he-said/he-said, I'm siding against Mason Rudolph 99 times out of 100.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

a neat cape posted:

Yeah Myles didn't look like a bitch until a week later when he lied to save face

Why should I believe it's a lie? Also the whole NFL audience of America saw Rudolph's dumb face get smashed in. No one gave a poo poo about what the NFL leaked from the hearing for the punishment. It's like a retraction two weeks later at the back of the paper.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Why should I believe it's a lie?

Why should I believe it isn't?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

a neat cape posted:

Why should I believe it isn't?

There are a lot racists. And Dorsey said Garrett told the team immediately after the game.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I've said this before but :toxx: If The Bengals ever win the Super Bowl and I complain about them or another team ban me. Both of my grandad's at one point before they died said their biggest regret was not seeing the bengals win a Super Bowl, And they didn't even know each other very well. I can't imagine ever being upset with football if they have a Lombardi.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Eifert Posting posted:

I've said this before but :toxx: If The Bengals ever win the Super Bowl and I complain about them or another team ban me. Both of my grandad's at one point before they died said their biggest regret was not seeing the bengals win a Super Bowl, And they didn't even know each other very well. I can't imagine ever being upset with football if they have a Lombardi.

It took me a whole two months to start complaining again when they let a DL I liked walk

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I grumbled a little on draft night before I realized I didn't really care and the player will be fun to watch for however long he's healthy/effective.

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Eifert Posting posted:

I've said this before but :toxx: If The Bengals ever win the Super Bowl and I complain about them or another team ban me. Both of my grandad's at one point before they died said their biggest regret was not seeing the bengals win a Super Bowl, And they didn't even know each other very well. I can't imagine ever being upset with football if they have a Lombardi.

Take solace in knowing that when you join them in hell you'll all have the same regret

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Some friends were mad the Chiefs drafted CEH over Xavier McKinney and I was curious about it but then I saw the LSU / Alabama game and watched CEH straight up embarrass McKinney repeatedly and I was fine.

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4rXEma5RCw&t=198s

kiimo fucked around with this message at 20:58 on May 14, 2020

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Eifert Posting posted:

I've said this before but :toxx: If The Bengals ever win the Super Bowl and I complain about them or another team ban me. Both of my grandad's at one point before they died said their biggest regret was not seeing the bengals win a Super Bowl, And they didn't even know each other very well. I can't imagine ever being upset with football if they have a Lombardi.

Aw don't worry by the time you join them in the afterlife think how many more editions of "bengals lose in the wild card round highlights" there will be to watch for eternity

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

You're right I wanna talk more about the classy stealers paying bounties

Bengals will rule the north

Cool bannable rivals pun

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Steeler's Wheel

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

antonio clown

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

D-LINK posted:

Cool bannable rivals pun

Some might call getting mad over autocorrect after someone else has to point it out

A bitch move

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
When is the last time anyone was banned for a rivals pun, 2014?

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Seattle winning a Super Bowl really did take the edge off me as a fan. Like, the next one sucked, but wow would it have sucked a lot worse if they hadn't just won one.

So yeah you'll still complain about dumb poo poo your team does (hell, mine seems committed to destroying the cardiac health of everyone who watches) but you probably won't be as nuts about it. It's nice.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

D-LINK posted:

Cool bannable rivals pun

:qqsay:

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Some might call getting mad over autocorrect after someone else has to point it out

A bitch move

Yes, you type "stealers" so much on reddit it's your default spelling, right

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Squealers is by far the better rivals name for Pittsburgh. Do they still call the Ravens Rat-Birds? I always thought that was weak.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

D-LINK posted:

Yes, you type "stealers" so much on reddit it's your default spelling, right

Swype keyboard and it works to troll my family. But please continue being not a bitch

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Imagine not loving the AFC North.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Logan Ryan said absolutely Nothing of merit on that show dammit. Jets or Dolphins... WHO?!

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

my only probation was an instant 3 days for saying bathroom ben and i'm still mad

also the best rivals pun was someone calling tim tebow tim turdbowl

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Squealers is by far the better rivals name for Pittsburgh. Do they still call the Ravens Rat-Birds? I always thought that was weak.

The best rivals pun for the Ravens is calling them the Browns

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
that's not how puns work

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

a neat cape posted:

The best rivals pun for the Ravens is calling them the Browns

That’s pretty fowl, dude! XD

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

D-LINK posted:

Cool bannable rivals pun

Ah yes the Logan Act of SAS.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Have y'all already forgotten Run DNP? Because that was the GOAT rivals pun.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

a neat cape posted:

The best rivals pun for the Ravens is calling them the Browns

Is it? That one never had much sting for me. The whole winning Super Bowls thing kind of proves the lie.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
aaron fraudgers

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Dubious posted:

aaron fraudgers

I've heard Phyllis Rivers so many times

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
Andy Dalton

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Have to admit the one for Baker from here was solid

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