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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
Don’t mention he’s on the cowboys now thanks I’m still mad about that

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Sour Diesel posted:

antonio clown

:hmmyes:

Sour Diesel posted:

also the best rivals pun was someone calling tim tebow tim turdbowl

I always enjoyed people getting probations for using actual player names like Elisha Manning, or lesser known players like Demarcus “Petey” Faggins.

Also gently caress the Steelers.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

a patagonian cavy posted:

Don’t mention he’s on the cowboys now thanks I’m still mad about that

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

I specifically asked for the opposite of this

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
We need one thread that's allowed to use puns with no limitations.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

a neat cape posted:

When is the last time anyone was banned for a rivals pun, 2014?

who caught a probe for using Eli's full name because Eli has a girl's name? That poo poo was hilarious.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

We need one thread that's allowed to use puns with no limitations.

That's the AFC South thread, nobody ever checks that thing.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Spoeank posted:

who caught a probe for using Eli's full name because Eli has a girl's name? That poo poo was hilarious.

Just noting that Demarcus Faggins existed was good too.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Grittybeard posted:

Just noting that Demarcus Faggins existed was good too.

Luckily the Lions drafted John Penisini this year.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Craphonso Thorpe's dad once came on a Chiefs fan board to defend naming his son Crap Honso

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
People in this thread posting like there is an afterlife smh

Edit: why did someone shop &e's head on TO's body?

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
HaHa Clinton Dix having a league average career has wasted a lot of potential.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Swype keyboard and it works to troll my family. But please continue being not a bitch

lol sure

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Spoeank posted:

who caught a probe for using Eli's full name because Eli has a girl's name? That poo poo was hilarious.

Or the guy who got probated for making a CFL thread because MV thought making a CFL thread was a joke

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

a neat cape posted:

Or the guy who got probated for making a CFL thread because MV thought making a CFL thread was a joke

when liking your team and saying things like "i think they are going to win sundays football game" was seen as trolling

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
MV sucked

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

D-LINK posted:

lol sure

This is a weird hill to die on my dude and just keeps making you look bitch made.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I had a probe for a typo rivals pun. I've dodged a few dozen probes I shoulda eaten so not mad.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I remember like Blitz one time posted Jawalrus Russell and i still have a chuckle about it to this day.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

CyberPingu posted:

This is a weird hill to die on my dude and just keeps making you look bitch made.

Good thing I don't need your approval cyber pingu

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Dig up!

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

D-LINK posted:

lol sure

Don't you believe Ben is innocent?

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Don't you believe Ben is innocent?

Just say the stealers weren't good in the 80s/90s and he'll climb on his stoll & throw a bitch fit

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
The Steelers were good in the 90s. Just not quite as good as the 00s and 10s.

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
Nope. And they weren't good in the 10s - no rings

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
So Joe Buck has a normal one on Twitter today.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Oberst posted:

Nope. And they weren't good in the 10s - no rings

Good and great aren't synonymous. Are you saying the Ravens have only been good twice?

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
People consider the Patriots this dominant team. But they didn't win a SB for a decade after the 2004 season.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

People in the rust belt are the angriest in America confirm / deny

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

kiimo posted:

People in the rust belt are the angriest in America confirm / deny

Easy yes

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So Joe Buck has a normal one on Twitter today.

You can't post that without links.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Android Apocalypse posted:

You can't post that without links.

https://twitter.com/Buck/status/1260946297156186112?s=19

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

kiimo posted:

People in the rust belt are the angriest in America confirm / deny

Dude you don't even know. I think the East Coast might approach it but I don't think anybody beats us. The funny thing is the people here have so many reasons to be justifiably pissed but we choose stupid wrong ones.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Android Apocalypse posted:

You can't post that without links.

A quick glance people took "they're working on virtual crowds" as "they're going to 10000%" have crowds and he's responding to literally all of them.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008





I can't accept an &e where the carpet doesn't match the drapes. He either needs to go grey or dye his hair blue.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Eifert Posting posted:

Dude you don't even know. I think the East Coast might approach it but I don't think anybody beats us. The funny thing is the people here have so many reasons to be justifiably pissed but we choose stupid wrong ones.

Yeah the arguments I see on the Big 10 football chats are intense. It is no surprise that the most heated rivalry is Michigan / Ohio State and reading the basketball threads where MSU and Michigan fans encounter each other made me take pause. Like are you all actually scheduling fist fights in person? Oh you are.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1261074312917856256?s=19

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I think it mostly comes down to the fact that you guys are just now starting to see everyday evidence of the decline of our country whereas we've been stewing in it for 60 years.


Have you ever seen Detroit in person? It's a loving trip, man. 6 or 7 towers right next to each other with broken windows. Looks like the set in a movie.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

kiimo posted:

People in the rust belt are the angriest in America confirm / deny

Anger is a gift - Zach de la Rocha

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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Meltdown may continues

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