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Cao Ni Ma posted:The gangs are going to work extra hard to try and contain it It's pretty amazing that there's basically 3 people on earth who need to die to make covid 19 go away, and one of them is the leader of their mob, one is a mob stooge, and one is the sworn enemy of the mob. Gonna be interesting to see which turns up missing first.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Still can't get over the fact that Americans are so dumb they brought assault rifles to a virus fight this is my antivirus *wiggles index finger*
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*u die ur family owes happy america health inc. $880,000*
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sis dont have antibodies just a case of overwhelming apocalypse anxiety which like very identifiable but how tf did she manage a antibody test in mi b4 me in tech heaven i ask u i probs should make calls about that huh
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May 16, 2020 05:49
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i am going to send bill gates my piss or w/e when the feds say its ok instead of just taking the initiative & mailing him more fluids
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May 16, 2020 05:50
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Still can't get over the fact that Americans are so dumb they brought assault rifles to a virus fight the assault rifles weren't to fight the virus, they were to fight government tyranny https://twitter.com/ssharmaTX/status/1261399576256208897?s=20
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May 16, 2020 05:56
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Atrocious Joe posted:the assault rifles weren't to fight the virus, they were to fight government tyranny why are none of these people being arrested i s2g
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May 16, 2020 06:00
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Atrocious Joe posted:the assault rifles weren't to fight the virus, they were to fight government tyranny lol
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Lpzie posted:i can't get the image of a fat boomer flying in to a planet on his lil rascal in search of an open restaurant, getting stuck in the grav well and going boom in the applebees parking lot out of my head Wow!!! please leave fat people alone.
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May 16, 2020 06:01
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Azathoth posted:Hah, I looked and I was wrong, apparently Sears is technically still operating a few stores (though the one in the mall I went to has closed), but no Macys, none of that fancy poo poo. We had a Target, a JC Penneys, a Sears, and a Herbergers. what the gently caress is a herdbergers is that like a fuddruckers?
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May 16, 2020 06:02
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Declan MacManus posted:why are none of these people being arrested i s2g they are white people representing the interests of a wing of capital
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May 16, 2020 06:02
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Lpzie posted:oh that reminds me there was a zoom meeting today to discuss how we're gonna open up our astro department in the fall and maintain 6 ft of PURE SAFETY but i didn't login so who knows what we're doing lol. owned bitch *cough cough* silly astrologists 
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throwback to libertarian in March who's still promoting it now as if it proves him right??? https://twitter.com/PerBylund/status/1261296777912659968?s=20 quote:The Benefits of a Free Society during Pandemics now we are two months later and I'm sure they think businesses opening and welcoming in infected people is another sign of how the market works i also love the China bashing even though they have handled the pandemic far better than the US
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May 16, 2020 06:09
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wondering how many more relationships I'm gonna ruin by insisting on being safe and isolating ourselves (my wife and I are fine and happy to be at home)
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Pump Jockey posted:For context, she already had the roni a few months back and posted recently that she still has hosed up lungs. oh yeah i know, I was half-complaining in the rlm thread about she hasn't posted updates in such a long time, then checked her twitter feed and saw that it's because she's STILL suffering from it physically and psychologically AND is having trouble with her bullshit insurance so bummed out. gently caress this virus and gently caress this healthcare system and god--if you're listening--please drat america
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May 16, 2020 06:10
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May 16, 2020 06:12
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i think the funniest thing is how the universities are gonna charge everyone full tuition even though the students will basically be doing loving online classes
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:CHUD Facebook legitimately tired of the all or none thinking bullshit
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Next week Thursday we are going to hear what the process is for reopening the schools. I'm fortunate enough that I can do both my jobs via distance but it sucks so I hope we get some good news. I'm still volunteering to process unemployment claims and I've noticed that no one is wearing masks anymore, they just kind of take them off. I sanitize my desk and stuff but I don't know if anyone else does or if it even matters. I hope our luck holds through hurricane season
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May 16, 2020 06:22
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Sane countries used the social distancing period to develop mass testing and contact tracing regimes to arrest the spread of the disease before reopening. actually the us government was very busy during the big lockdown period in figuring out how to steal hospital supplies from states and let jared resell them
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May 16, 2020 06:23
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snoo posted:wondering how many more relationships I'm gonna ruin by insisting on being safe and isolating ourselves None of the good ones. If a condition for continued friendship was a lack of respect for each other's wellbeing then the relationship was a castle built on sand just waiting for the right wave to shatter its foundation I know the "It's times like this that show who your REAL friends are" is a cliche, but I think it's really true. It's a blessing that for most of life you won't have extreme worldwide pandemics bringing out the shadow-side of people--if things go right you could have a happy healthy relationship with folks from crib to grave without either party knowing there was this lurking, grim incompatibility-beast biding it's time to implode the connection. What's giving me hope are the inverted parts of that: normal, surface-level janes and joes who in secret--even to themselves--had angel wings. Step out of the shadows and step up, surprising all parties involved. In conclusion, we love you Snoo and Snoo's wife, stay safe
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:None of the good ones. If a condition for continued friendship was a lack of respect for each other's wellbeing then the relationship was a castle built on sand just waiting for the right wave to shatter its foundation my best friend swung by a couple days ago, texted me a creepshot through my bedroom window, then honked the horn in the alley until i came out to wave at him from my apartment window. feels good to be loved :')
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Atrocious Joe posted:they are white people representing the interests of a wing of capital but like can’t a cop pretend to give them a citation or something can’t they take time out of their busy days of shooting brown people to hassle someone who’s impinging on their authority to protect the interests of capital
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May 16, 2020 06:36
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Steve Yun posted:maybe if your vocation is grocery bagging or delivery I hope everyone who ever serves you anything spits in your food and smashes your poo poo up on purpose
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May 16, 2020 06:37
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snoo posted:legitimately tired of the all or none thinking bullshit Americans fundamentally not understanding probabilities and risk is why the lottery and 4th of July on call surgeons are worth mad bank.
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May 16, 2020 06:37
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Atrocious Joe posted:is this just a gift shop lol yes essentially a glorified one it's THE KITE LOFT which is a FIXTURE OF OCEAN CITY. they do put out some neat kites on the beach in front of the store, but yes you're pretty much correct i do kinda miss going to trashy ocean city
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:None of the good ones. If a condition for continued friendship was a lack of respect for each other's wellbeing then the relationship was a castle built on sand just waiting for the right wave to shatter its foundation we have a wonderful group of online friends/goons and that's really the only thing keeping me sane at this point my parents are doing alright with the precautions but they're getting antsy and worried they won't be able to go to ocean city this fall, and I just nod (on the phone) and say "yeah that sucks hope u can make it" but we gotta keep ourselves safe, I can't trust other people to do it for me, and we can't trust the state and federal governments to take action anymore we love u and the cspam corona club
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snoo posted:wondering how many more relationships I'm gonna ruin by insisting on being safe and isolating ourselves  i already had a friend invite me over for pizza at his new house ("no one has been it in week and we can socially distance eat") and i think i pissed him off by declining. sorry, i didn't tell you to break up your long-time relationship for the third wheel in your throuple and have to sell your co-owned mcmansion during a pandemic also a family member returning to work as a pet groomer and i might have to not see them for a while even though they have been very safe personally
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Optimus_Rhyme posted:Cant wait to see every hot take in two weeks from now: "in just two weeks after loosening stay at home orders city <x> mayor shocked by rapid increase in cases." idk if people like, didn't actually expect this???? like are politicians going to be surprised when they end up hosed or will it just be a farce???
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Atrocious Joe posted:the assault rifles weren't to fight the virus, they were to fight government tyranny That sure is a developed nation you've got there.
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Phigs posted:That sure is a developed nation you've got there. highest standard of living in the world thank you sir
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