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my dentist called me today and said that my cleaning appointment which had previously been canceled due to everything shutting down i could now come in for next week and i was like how about next month. maybe.
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How about 2023
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Lol there's so many more places doing takeout and even some coffee places are allowing sitting outside This is loving stupid california
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Marzzle posted:idk if people like, didn't actually expect this???? like are politicians going to be surprised when they end up hosed or will it just be a farce??? our governor said something like "if people arent responsible we will lock down again" and i just thought hahahahaha how can you even let those words pass out of your mouth unironically
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a helpful bear posted:our governor said something like "if people arent responsible we will lock down again" and i just thought hahahahaha how can you even let those words pass out of your mouth unironically
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they will never lock down again lmao 
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i learned a lot about declaring victory without actually achieving it, and i wont ever stop doing it now. please challenge me itt
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idk what the time frame is for hogan to go to phase 2 but if it's less than 3-4 weeks it's absolutely useless
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*cases still steadily going up by 1k+ a day* this will be fine, open it up
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*sick beat drops* pile them bodies up e: woh woh woh woh woh
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please stop calling my county executive a nazi because he said no! to reopening so quickly
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listen people there's like a sliver of economic production up 4 grabs in this lull and we're gonna fuckin' scramble for it before the corpses choke the streets in 2 months. then 2 months after that we're doin' the whole thing all over again baby. ride that roni
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snoo posted:*cases still steadily going up by 1k+ a day* this will be fine, open it up HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF THE MISSED SALES?????
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the only thing I'm producing is bad posts and gas that's right, I'm a drain on the economy AND society means test THIS, liberals
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Marzzle posted:HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF THE MISSED SALES????? everybody in this closed county be like "I'M TAKING MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE" like yeah bitch I bet you really do miss cursing out minimum wage retail workers so much that you threaten the local government instead
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May 16, 2020 07:17
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CHUCK WAS TAKEN posted:*sick beat drops* pile them bodies up Get turned up to death. https://youtu.be/XCawU6BE8P8?t=98
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magiccarpet posted:every finance person i know from nyc escaped to either in the hamptons or newport ri on week 1 yeah it owns here now. stay out, quitters!
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im going to pour one out for my homie Number
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snoo posted:hogan to go to phase 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWpeOSlOTtc
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We're still slightly terrified of having opened up and we have 47 active cases, all in isolation
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CHUCK WAS TAKEN posted:i learned a lot about declaring victory without actually achieving it, and i wont ever stop doing it now. please challenge me itt pretty sure this worked in vietnam, korea, iraq (twice!), and afghanistan so it should work here too
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The CovidSafe contact tracing phone app was released in Australia on April 26 and so far has had 6 million downloads, which is 30% of our population. I'm not downloading this poo poo until the federal government recognises me as human.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:We're still slightly terrified of having opened up and we have 47 active cases, all in isolation Ah, but you see, the USA uses the imperial measurement system, which protects you from the covid so they can open it up. unlike all the filthy metric using countries
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Charun posted:Ah, but you see, the USA uses the imperial measurement system, which protects you from the covid so they can open it up. unlike all the filthy metric using countries I'm pretty sure for every .999 people that died in italy 1.09361 death certificates from car crash victims in the US were Miss Attributed to coronavirus to DeFraude Medicare, so cool, youre right, glad we can finally agree on something for once e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC1vtG3oyqg every time it says "come on eileen" Trump gets reelected CHUCK WAS TAKEN has issued a correction as of 08:08 on May 16, 2020 |
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Charun posted:Ah, but you see, the USA uses the imperial measurement system, which protects you from the covid so they can open it up. unlike all the filthy metric using countries It's true, virus particles can fit through metric N95s but not imperial N95s
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"the US uses the imperial system" has never been more true The royalty are forcing the serfs to go out and work in the plague while they complain their steaks are no longer as tender
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snoo posted:everybody in this closed county be like "I'M TAKING MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE" like yeah bitch I bet you really do miss cursing out minimum wage retail workers so much that you threaten the local government instead Pittman did at least the minimum (even if he is a centrist lib) and im glad of it. I think he limited AA county to curbside pickup for retail, at least. whatever goon was joking about the mini civil wars inside states was right and im learning so much about local government!
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 https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/unreleased-white-house-report-shows-coronavirus-rates-spiking-heartland-communities-n1204751 quelle surprise!
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:We're still slightly terrified of having opened up and we have 47 active cases, all in isolation THIS IS UNAMERICAN
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:oh yeah i know, I was half-complaining in the rlm thread about she hasn't posted updates in such a long time, then checked her twitter feed and saw that it's because she's STILL suffering from it physically and psychologically AND is having trouble with her bullshit insurance If you wanted God to show he truly hates America as a concept alone... what ELSE would you have Him do? The plague, constant tornadoes and murder hornets are not a hint enough?
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yeah now alcoholics sure
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this attitude seems to persist into white collar corporate culture, too. east coast people in a cross-country conference call fiifteen minutes early: haha wow talk about west coast time. they are probably just relaxing and not destroying themselves working haha wow what layabouts! i can;t believe how lazy these people are not worrying moment to moment about pleasing their supervisor! jeeze! they probably wont even work weekends to get a cost of living pay raise, heh  meanwhile the west coast people are just as crushed under corporate culture
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CoronaVirus was created in an American laboratory on the East Coast so checks out.
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Now there's a  daycare with five infected adults, kept open despite the outbreak. Cool, cool, cool. Glad we opened 'er up!
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Who could have predicted this!? https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1261589748797321216
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:CHUD Facebook If toilet paper works then why do I keep pooping? If it doesn't work then is my wife so mad that I refuse to use it? Makes u think.
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