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Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Just Offscreen posted:

Which Trek series is the best, and which is the worst?

Wrong answers only.

The final season of Enterprise, bar the last episode, is the best Trek.

ST: Picard is the worst, but that's kind of cheating since it's not really Trek.

snype:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HguKPVgIZL8

Clyde Radcliffe has a new favorite as of 23:02 on May 15, 2020

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


"wake up!"
My mom on a saturday *handshake* conspiracy theorists



"mom, can we have Billie eilish?"
"we have Billie eilish at home"
Billie eilish at home:


*me opening door of the house*
All mosquitos in the are:
"you smell so good"


When you see yourself of the screen in the supermarket

Please don't come too close

You look best from afar (translations is pretty much you're the best looking guy here)



"are you sexually active?"
"yes, I impregnate mucho"
(this one is dumv as gently caress but i laughed so hey)

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Love those every time thanks and maybe also crosspost to the Deutschsprachige Goons thread in the ask/tell Languages subforum.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The Pete Butt made for TV movie looking good

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Tree Bucket posted:

There's an animorphs thread in the books forum, and those books are way, way darker than ten year old me remembers.

Yeah, I've been rereading them myself, which is why they're fresh in my mind. There was some discussion of them a few pages back; check my post history ITT and you should find it pretty quickly.

And yes, they are much darker than I realized as a kid.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.














snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Jamesman posted:

Was it Don Jr or Eric that stole their kid's Halloween candy in the name of teaching the evils of Socialism?

norquists dad ate his icecream and told him it was taxes, rands brain + her mom tricked her into giving away her favorite toys. Parents out here loving up the world by loving up their children.

norquist After church, his father would buy him and his three younger siblings ice-cream cones and then steal bites, announcing with each chomp, "Oops, income tax. Oops, sales tax."

ann rand Around the age of five, Alissa Rosenbaum’s mother instructed her to put away some of her toys for a year. She offered up her favorite possessions, thinking of the joy that she would feel when she got them back after a long wait. When the year had passed, she asked her mother for the toys, only to be told she had given them away to an orphanage.

this part isnt a spoiler but holy gently caress what kind of kid thinks that way her brain hosed her over so hard what a moron.

snergle has a new favorite as of 02:56 on May 16, 2020

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.




As an Amazon Warehouse worker I'm very in this picture and do not like it.

Also while it's hard to decide which specific Trek episode is the worst (while everyone screams "THRESHOLD!" every series had some real stinkers that leaves the audience dumber than when they went in) I'm joining the Farscape/Farscape vote for best/worst.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Alkydere posted:

As an Amazon Warehouse worker I'm very in this picture and do not like it.

Also while it's hard to decide which specific Trek episode is the worst (while everyone screams "THRESHOLD!" every series had some real stinkers that leaves the audience dumber than when they went in) I'm joining the Farscape/Farscape vote for best/worst.

The worst star trek episode is the last one of Voyager, because it made you think "why the gently caress did I care about this poo poo when the writers clearly didn't"

Hard :agreed: on Farscape/Farscape. I mean, uhh, Wormhole X-treme!

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Alkydere posted:

As an Amazon Warehouse worker I'm very in this picture and do not like it.

Also while it's hard to decide which specific Trek episode is the worst (while everyone screams "THRESHOLD!" every series had some real stinkers that leaves the audience dumber than when they went in) I'm joining the Farscape/Farscape vote for best/worst.


Memento posted:

The worst star trek episode is the last one of Voyager, because it made you think "why the gently caress did I care about this poo poo when the writers clearly didn't"

Hard :agreed: on Farscape/Farscape. I mean, uhh, Wormhole X-treme!

Everyone always agrees with me

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



Memento posted:

The worst star trek episode is the last one of Voyager, because it made you think "why the gently caress did I care about this poo poo when the writers clearly didn't"

Hard :agreed: on Farscape/Farscape. I mean, uhh, Wormhole X-treme!

There's one DS9 episode that sticks in my mind about how Quark has to impersonate his mother and therefore gets a sex change and it's a full length cringe-filled episode of :females: and :biotruths:.

Like I'm pretty sure the episode is the 85% of reason the :females: tag even exists.

Also the whole plot device that created Wormhole X-Treme was one of my favorite details. At the end of the episode the cast realizes if the guy was getting O'Neil's memories to write the in-universe space opera, then O'Neil should be getting him and asked him why he never reported it. "Because it was mostly memories of bowling. It was actually kind of relaxing compared to everything else we deal with."

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

You can skip steps 4 and 5 by developing a really cool case of crippling alcoholism.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

oldpainless posted:

Everyone always agrees with me

More like oldshameless

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

snergle posted:

ann rand Around the age of five, Alissa Rosenbaum’s mother instructed her to put away some of her toys for a year. She offered up her favorite possessions, thinking of the joy that she would feel when she got them back after a long wait. When the year had passed, she asked her mother for the toys, only to be told she had given them away to an orphanage.

this part isnt a spoiler but holy gently caress what kind of kid thinks that way her brain hosed her over so hard what a moron.


10 bucks says that she just gave away toys she didn't actually care about, then didn't get them back, and like every other child who has been denied something they want retroactively made that loss the most important thing EVER to EVER happen to ANYONE and the toys were her FAVOURITES and she just wanted to have them BACK eventually, and as the years went on and that thought clearly became less and less rational she wrote this whole elaborate three-dimensional chess backstory that has gone inexplicably unquestioned

csammis
Aug 26, 2003

Mental Institution

Alkydere posted:

Also the whole plot device that created Wormhole X-Treme was one of my favorite details. At the end of the episode the cast realizes if the guy was getting O'Neil's memories to write the in-universe space opera, then O'Neil should be getting him and asked him why he never reported it. "Because it was mostly memories of bowling. It was actually kind of relaxing compared to everything else we deal with."

As a Stargate nerd I am horribly compelled to point out that Martin Lloyd, the alien who created Wormhole X-Treme, isn’t the same guy as Joe, the barber who was seeing flashes of O’Neill’s life. But both of those plots are

doandroidzdream
Apr 27, 2019

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Chris Pistols
Oct 20, 2008

Piss Crystals

Just put this on and never realised it was recorded in 1989. It was always WAY later in my mind!

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012


Thanks now that song is stuck in my head.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

dialhforhero posted:

Love those every time thanks and maybe also crosspost to the Deutschsprachige Goons thread in the ask/tell Languages subforum.

Aah, I was actually looking for that one a while back when you told me, didn't find it tho. Will do!

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Just Offscreen posted:

Ha! I tricked you- my picks are in fact the opposite of that. We are in perfect agreement!
You said wrong answers so I flipped them. :colbert: Sorry, whichever one is your favorite is in fact objectively the worst.

Montalvo
Sep 3, 2007



Fun Shoe

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

Wha happened? ☹️

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Yestermoment posted:

Wha happened? ☹️

Joke's on you, I found out before I came to the meme thread.

:rip:

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Yestermoment posted:

Wha happened? ☹️



:rip:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

oh drat :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GaJPgI3jh4
dude was pretty funny

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Had to double check this one, thought you were saying Chevy had died and not Willard

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
RIP Fred Ward, star of Tremors and one of the lovely Crow sequels.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Zil posted:

Had to double check this one, thought you were saying Chevy had died and not Willard

If only we were so lucky :(

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Zil posted:

Had to double check this one, thought you were saying Chevy had died and not Willard

it should have been chevy

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.










modedit: content warning: suicide (text only)
https://i.imgur.com/dZ745Q8l.jpg





Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011






Carbon dioxide posted:

Thanks now that song is stuck in my head.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
More bing memes please

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

just bing 'em, bruh

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day



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