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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:The promise. The thread ends the way it began, with people posting the same few catchphrases over and over.
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Sleeveless posted:The thread ends the way it began, with people posting the same few catchphrases over and over. I go one for ya... If you can't slam with the best, then go jam with the rest!
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May 16, 2020 20:25
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Malcolm Excellent posted:I go one for ya... 
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May 16, 2020 20:51
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More like dork drakers.
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Scarodactyl posted:More like dork drakers. @NYTimes: please stop calling me dork drakers
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Toronto Game Jam 2020 entry with Frankie and music by Chef Boyardee and some other great people too like Lurdiak who you'll recognize from this thread. https://frankiesmileshow.itch.io/stellar-nexus
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Scarodactyl posted:Toronto Game Jam 2020 entry with Frankie and music by Chef Boyardee and some other great people too like Lurdiak who you'll recognize from this thread. This is like the 5th indie game I've seen lately with space whales did someone popular do something with space whales so now everyone wants to have them?
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May 17, 2020 10:08
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Final Fantasy IV
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Uncle Wemus posted:This is like the 5th indie game I've seen lately with space whales did someone popular do something with space whales so now everyone wants to have them? they heard about star citizen but there was a misunderstanding
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Uncle Wemus posted:This is like the 5th indie game I've seen lately with space whales did someone popular do something with space whales so now everyone wants to have them? 90s kids who grew up reading Nintendo Power are doing their pre-mid-life crisis swerve into making indie games but are unable to actually create anything new and are just reiterating on the same few nostalgic touchstones.  
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Hitchhikers guide had one in the late 70s (?) and I'm sure there are plenty of examples before that.
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also, the only good star trek movie (though the part where the whales fly into space was only implied).
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Yo, no, star trek 6 loving owned too
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there is an entire interstellar habitat of space whales and space megawhales in an iain m banks culture novel and they ruled
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Is it good though?
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Sleeveless posted:90s kids who grew up reading Nintendo Power are doing their pre-mid-life crisis swerve into making indie games but are unable to actually create anything new and are just reiterating on the same few nostalgic touchstones. That's been indie games since the oughties tho, just with other nostalgic touchstones.
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Space Whales are not only extremely common but also cross-cultural. You can find them in sci-fi from France, Korea, Japan, and probably others I'm entirely unaware of. It is because space whales rule.
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Gortarius posted:Guys, it's going to be the implosion anniversary in like a few weeks. How are you going to celebrate? Jesus, it's been that long already? Feels like poo poo went down just a few months ago.
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What was going to happen with cyberdwarf anyways, did he die with balthios and barklery? I totally forget.
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I'm looking forward to the reveal that Cyberpunk 2077 was delayed so that CD Projekt could incorporate the Barkley 2 project into it.Cuntellectual posted:What was going to happen with cyberdwarf anyways, did he die with balthios and barklery? I totally forget. No, he was on the escape craft with Hoopz.
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This mf said Barklery
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Iirc, that's about as far as you can go in the main quest, after that it starts to fall apart at a rapid rate. There was a lovely rip off of the crestfallen gamer zidance scene from FF9 after that but it's probably not active. Also after that point Cdwarf would keep contacting you through Chat Roulette and he would always be extremely paniced and disgusted about all the dicks he had to see before the roulette tuned into X1.
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Hi guys I tried to play Barkley 1 recently on Windows 10 but it seems to have some weird issue where there is full screen purple flashing every second or so while walking around? Anyone here manage to get this great game working properly on a modern system?
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Uncle Wemus posted:This is like the 5th indie game I've seen lately with space whales did someone popular do something with space whales so now everyone wants to have them? We just needed something organic to put all the abadox poo poo in.   Frankie fucken loves Abadox.
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I'm going to launch a Kickstarter for my own Barkley 2. The title I'm thinking about is: The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 – Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Unofficial Game of the Movie – Chapter Dos of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa,
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Malcolm Excellent posted:I'm going to launch a Kickstarter for my own Barkley 2. The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 – Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Unofficial Game of the Movie – Capítulo Dos of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa
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Malcolm Excellent posted:I'm going to launch a Kickstarter for my own Barkley 2. Dra Sykelym Naymsc uv Dín hy hÓk: Aclyba vnus Necron 7 – Najahka uv Cuchulainn: Dra Ihuvveleym Kysa uv dra Sujea – Lrybdan Tuc uv dra Hoopz Barkley SaGa,
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Gortarius posted:Iirc, that's about as far as you can go in the main quest, after that it starts to fall apart at a rapid rate. I tried doing a "full playthrough" by connecting the missing dots and using the dev tools. It's really sad how bare the endgame content is. Cuchu is hilarious and the wedding quest is pure unadulterated 100% bball beef barkeley. I wonder what the cuica zauber actually sounds like... quote:There was a lovely rip off of the crestfallen gamer zidance scene from FF9 after that but it's probably not active. I thought it was too sad (given the state of tog at the time I wouldn't have expected less), but Chandragupta's wise words still make me laugh. The OG dialogue between X1 and bball dad is pretty good, too:      What vidcon is this?
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Future Days posted:What vidcon is this? NGU, an idle game. You can only find the Cyberdwarf body pillow deep into the game, from a boss appropriately named the Greasy Nerd.
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Future Days posted:I tried doing a "full playthrough" by connecting the missing dots and using the dev tools. It's really sad how bare the endgame content is. Cuchu is hilarious and the wedding quest is pure unadulterated 100% bball beef barkeley. I wonder what the cuica zauber actually sounds like... It's been like 1.5 years since I last touched this mess so I might be misremembering, but I think the progression was boring tutorial -> TNN -> Free roaming -> BCT -> Rebel missions -> Cdwarf -> Find the doodles -> Endgame Endgame doesn't exist, finding the pieces of poo poo I think actually is there but I don't think that goes anywhere after you have them all, and everything after TNN starts to get increasingly more barren and unfinished. The Mines might be the most finished portion in the game post TNN. EDIT: Well, actually, if you go to the snowy fields and light up all the orbs you can go to Triskelion which technically is as good as it was ever going to get because it was me and gz spitting on the horrible rpgmaker games that you can find on Steam. But they at least were full games so who's laughing now, huh? Future Days posted:I thought it was too sad (given the state of tog at the time I wouldn't have expected less), but Chandragupta's wise words still make me laugh. Hmm, looks like it's actually sort of complete scene. If you ignore the page flipping sound and put on some music it's almost like a real game. I think because I always skipped all the dialog if I wasn't testing it out I never realized how grating the dialog tick sounds are. That was the real issue with Barkley 2. The dialog noises. Gortarius fucked around with this message at 18:38 on May 18, 2020 |
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Gortarius posted:EDIT: Well, actually, if you go to the snowy fields and light up all the orbs you can go to Triskelion which technically is as good as it was ever going to get because it was me and gz spitting on the horrible rpgmaker games that you can find on Steam. But they at least were full games so who's laughing now, huh? I honestly thought that Triskelion was finally cut and that whatever was left was just a placeholder. Everything makes sense now esp the part where you literally go to Barkley's apartment in B1 and find a dying Zalatar  . Dojo Dad's whole saga and his mission to be as hilariously racist as possible and appropriate the dojo's culture is probably one of the funniest things I've ever read in a videogame. Props to the ghastly togster that wrote that one
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None of this sounds like what anybody wanted out of a sequel of Shut Up and Jam Gaiden
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Gologle posted:None of this sounds like what anybody wanted out of a sequel of Shut Up and Jam Gaiden It is a mess of several pastiches of vidcon tropes wrapped around a BAD VIDEOGAME. Most of the writing is genuinely funny, but gets very depressing/off by the point cboy and bort left Anyways, I still b11e/l11i/e2v3e
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Gortarius posted:Guys, it's going to be the implosion anniversary in like a few weeks. How are you going to celebrate? I'm looking forwards to another year of looking forwards to Barkley 2.
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Gologle posted:None of this sounds like what anybody wanted out of a sequel of Shut Up and Jam Gaiden If B2 was just another goofy jrpg romp like the first one except less clunky and better looking, people would've loved it.
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