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RC and Moon Pie posted:Some of you might have access to the Comet channel, a cheap sci-fi network which seemingly acquired all of its movie prints from a dumpster. Lemora: The Lady Dracula's print is dark enough to be confused with a cave. It's an adaptation of two Jules Verne novels kinda crammed together. Man, it's been a while since we've had a good Verne movie.
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muscles like this! posted:Also they weren't afraid of making their Scooby Doo knock offs further knock offs, like Jabberjaw talking like Curly or Freaky Phantom basically being Snagglepuss.
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Payndz posted:And then they even had Curly (and Moe, and Larry) in The Robonic Stooges. Which I suspect the creators of Inspector Gadget may well have watched. A lot. Inspector Gadget was basically just if they used Maxwell Smart to make RoboCop and gave him everything except a gun.
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# ? May 17, 2020 09:45 |
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Inspector Gadget wasn't even human at that point. He was a straight up android programmed with memories of his former life. A loving helicopter came out of his head where his brain should've been.
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porfiria posted:Is/was it common practice to j off in adult theatres? Like, is it considered gauche among the clientele? Isn't the whole point of dirty movies to get your rocks off? Or was the idea you'd save it up in your memory and take it home? Reminds me of that one scene in the departed.
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# ? May 17, 2020 11:44 |
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https://twitter.com/TanookiKuribo/status/1261452073415012353?s=20 Waking List
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# ? May 17, 2020 11:47 |
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Bold of them to hand it over to Telltale Games
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# ? May 17, 2020 12:21 |
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Gonz posted:Inspector Gadget wasn't even human at that point. He was a straight up android programmed with memories of his former life. A loving helicopter came out of his head where his brain should've been. Colostomy Bag posted:Reminds me of that one scene in the departed. I read the latter as a reply to the former and now I want to see the helicopter come out of DiCaprio’s head when he gets shot in the elevator.
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# ? May 17, 2020 12:27 |
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"I'm the king of the world!" *airlifts sinking Titanic*
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# ? May 17, 2020 12:28 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Inspector Gadget was basically just if they used Maxwell Smart to make RoboCop and gave him everything except a gun. I loving hated Inspector Gadget as a kid because I wanted to see a badass cyborg fight crime, not watch some idiot but blue around trying to arrest his dog while his ordinary human niece did all the work. What was even the point then?
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AceOfFlames posted:I loving hated Inspector Gadget as a kid because I wanted to see a badass cyborg fight crime, not watch some idiot but blue around trying to arrest his dog while his ordinary human niece did all the work. What was even the point then? Shoulda watched the RoboCop cartoon I think when you think about it the reason Inspector Gadget had to be obviously brain damaged is that if he actually had any sense he would have kicked the bad guys' asses utterly effortlessly. IIRC you see a few times where he's aware Penny is in danger and suddenly grows several magnitudes of competence. (Mind you, Gadget is usually a particular kind of stupid where he's not unintelligent or incapable but tends to jump to conclusions, fall for the most obvious ruses and double down on his wrong assumptions)
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# ? May 17, 2020 12:48 |
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I'd like a version of Inspector Gadget where criminals have become afraid of him simply because they know his wiring is poo poo, but also civillians aren't comfortable around him either, so he's never invited to stuff because he could pull out a confetti cannon at a child's birthday only for it to fire something less fun (which hasn't happened because it's not grimdark it's just a worry people have), or a criminal facing a gadget that maybe intended to be an oil slick but it could be anything that comes out of there, like on the one hand it could be toothpaste, on the other it could be gasoline, and you just don't want to risk it. The story is Gadget trying to get his poo poo in order while trying to get his reputation out of the hole he's dug for it. The movie was dumb though because the gently caress ups weren't actually his fault - in the second movie they kind of admit that the chip that powers him is garbage, and in the first one it just raises questions like "Why does he have a gallon of toothpaste up his sleeve?" He asked for an oil slick, that wasn't his fault he's poorly wired and has random irrelevant chemicals in varying sacks in his body. BioEnchanted fucked around with this message at 13:15 on May 17, 2020 |
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Inspector Gadget is fun because he's so obviously incompetent, that his niece and dog solve all the mysteries and foil the plots while he takes all the credit. I'm sure someone's written an good feminist reading of the show somewhere. Also the show exists because TMS wanted to make a Lupin III spinoff show in the future but got denied.
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# ? May 17, 2020 15:33 |
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is Extraction any good Netflix is doing the whole "ONE BILLION VIEWS MOST WATCHED MOVIE EVER" thing that they did for birb box
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# ? May 17, 2020 15:43 |
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I hate Matthew Broderick
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I hate Matthew Broderick same, for reasons that should be easy to discern
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# ? May 17, 2020 15:51 |
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You're related to the family he killed?
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Alan Smithee posted:is Extraction any good The verdict is apparently "very white savior-y story but with rad long-take action scenes". They finally admit this show is basically a comic book. Ironically James Spader look less alive here than as Ultron. The MSJ fucked around with this message at 16:00 on May 17, 2020 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Shoulda watched the RoboCop cartoon Gadget reminds me of Inspector Clouseau a lot, they even wear similar outfits.
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Grendels Dad posted:Gadget reminds me of Inspector Clouseau a lot, they even wear similar outfits. Definitely no coincidence, Gadget has a mustache in the pilot and everything. Part of why they removed it was because they figured it was too brazen. But in the end I guess they took the most from Get Smart with the pulled out of their rear end gadgetry an just sort of careening into mission accomplished (I mean Don Adams voices him and all so that's a given).
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# ? May 17, 2020 16:28 |
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Alan Smithee posted:is Extraction any good Story is meh but the action is tremendous and it's worth watching.
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# ? May 17, 2020 17:21 |
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Alan Smithee posted:is Extraction any good paper thin plot, very good action sequences especially the car chase/apartment fight sequence, intense tension almost throughout the film. Worth a watch but don't expect anything nuanced.
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porfiria posted:Is/was it common practice to j off in adult theatres? Like, is it considered gauche among the clientele? Isn't the whole point of dirty movies to get your rocks off? Or was the idea you'd save it up in your memory and take it home? It happened enough they had special cop task forces that just went into theaters to arrest people for it. That was part of a general harassment of those places, but there was a lot of mob connections with the porn industry (and actual violence when some of the groups clashed over territory). More people used the individual booths (both loops and ones with live dancers) for self pleasure, to the point where people make jokes about whoever gets hired to clean them up. Some of this is covered in the book The Other Hollywood: The Uncensored Oral History of the Porn Film Industry
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Tars Tarkas posted:It happened enough they had special cop task forces that just went into theaters to arrest people for it. That was part of a general harassment of those places, but there was a lot of mob connections with the porn industry (and actual violence when some of the groups clashed over territory). More people used the individual booths (both loops and ones with live dancers) for self pleasure, to the point where people make jokes about whoever gets hired to clean them up. Some of this is covered in the book The Other Hollywood: The Uncensored Oral History of the Porn Film Industry What about it's sequel, the "Uncensored Anal History of the Porn Industry"?
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# ? May 17, 2020 19:16 |
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You gotta complete the trilogy with "Right Up In Them Guts: Hollywood, the Mob, and Psychopathy in the Porn Industry"
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# ? May 17, 2020 19:28 |
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Reminds me of when Paul Reubens got arrested people acted like it was a normal movie theater.
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# ? May 17, 2020 23:25 |
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Look at this guy who thinks watching porn in a small room with a crowd of strangers isn't normal
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# ? May 17, 2020 23:31 |
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Alan Smithee posted:is Extraction any good I just watched it, by the numbers action flick but I thought it was fun. Would recommend.
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Alan Smithee posted:is Extraction any good I was a little put off by just how excessively many people got killed. Like, stop killing regular policemen, guy!
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# ? May 18, 2020 03:46 |
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I really loved Extraction, it was a John Wick knockoff but a really well-executed one. It was directed by the stunt coordinator for some of the better MCU movies and I now firmly believe that every action movie should be directed by a stunt coordinator.
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:I really loved Extraction, it was a John Wick knockoff but a really well-executed one. It was directed by the stunt coordinator for some of the better MCU movies and I now firmly believe that every action movie should be directed by a stunt coordinator. I have to challenge this, because looking him up, he did the stunts for Captain America 3 which I thought not only had terrible fight choreography on its own merits, but especially in contrast to Captain America 2, which has one of the absolute best fight coordination of any superhero movie.
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Chairman Capone posted:I have to challenge this, because looking him up, he did the stunts for Captain America 3 which I thought not only had terrible fight choreography on its own merits, but especially in contrast to Captain America 2, which has one of the absolute best fight coordination of any superhero movie. any superhero movie? Really?
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https://twitter.com/ThePlaylist/status/1261348130374610945?s=20 let's be honest, y'all are already on board with this
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Grendels Dad posted:Gadget reminds me of Inspector Clouseau a lot, they even wear similar outfits. Neo Rasa posted:Definitely no coincidence, Gadget has a mustache in the pilot and everything. Part of why they removed it was because they figured it was too brazen. But in the end I guess they took the most from Get Smart with the pulled out of their rear end gadgetry an just sort of careening into mission accomplished (I mean Don Adams voices him and all so that's a given). Also the original series was a French-American co-production and the character was co-created by two French dudes and an ex-Hanna Barbera story writer, which makes the Clouseau/Get Smart combo make a lot more sense. Also they kept trying to reboot the show during the 90s and the 00s, and the results were exactly as awful as you'd expect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYRUJVPhYTg In this series he actually got a promotion and became Lieutenant Gadget which is super weird https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE7jPSHZDh8 Also Brain the dog is barely in it because years of Gadget's abuse left him with crippling PTSD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99bT2_0Wx5o&t=469s There was also a CGI series in 2015 which looks pretty meh
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/ThePlaylist/status/1261348130374610945?s=20 Surely digital de-ageing can only go so far.
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Deniro in an 80’s milkman suit firing an uzi at a bunch of double crossing ninjas
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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:Surely digital de-ageing can only go so far. The Irishman has demonstrated that that is "not far at all."
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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:Surely digital de-ageing can only go so far. You don't need de-ageing When you just can create a cgi-Deniro
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The MSJ posted:
A strange take, considering Spader isn't in either of those clips.
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Rochallor posted:The Irishman has demonstrated that that is "not far at all."
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