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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


yeah for cafetiere i put it on scales and weigh coffee and water as i dump them in

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Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

the grinder measures its output to a tenth of a gram and it was totally worth paying extra to not do it myself every morning

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


sounds bougie

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
it's coffee time

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001




i weighed my beans yesterday to see, but it was almost exactly where i've been turning the timed shutoff thing on my grinder to anyway, so i think today i'll go back to winging it like i have for years

boiling water now :prepop:

edit: i chickened out and weighed the beans again, but didn't weigh the water. drinking the coffee now!

Pardot fucked around with this message at 18:26 on May 17, 2020

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


I am paralyzed by worry constantly that I am not brewing my coffee optimally

mystes
May 31, 2006

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

I am paralyzed by worry constantly that I am not brewing my coffee optimally
Why should coffee be different than any other aspect of life?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
NOOOO! YOU CAN'T NOT WEIGH TEH BEANS! YOUR BREW WON'T BE RIGHT!

Ha ha ha, K-Cup Machine goes brrrrrr.

mystes
May 31, 2006

If only there was a piece of coffee equipment that actually goes brrrr that would make this meme work better. A sort of brrrr xxxx where xxxx is a standard piece of coffee equipment.

mystes fucked around with this message at 18:57 on May 17, 2020

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

mystes posted:

If only there was a piece of coffee equipment that actually guess brrrr that would make this meme work better. A sort of brrrr xxxx where xxxx is a standard piece of coffee equipment.

:coffee::effort:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

mystes posted:

If only there was a piece of coffee equipment that actually goes brrrr that would make this meme work better. A sort of brrrr xxxx where xxxx is a standard piece of coffee equipment.

brr grinder

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

spoon in folgers bucket goes brrrr

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
ccs: definitely not getting a good cup

grind setting is as close as it gets on a hario hand grinder

hario v60

water boiling a f

beans excellent

i even know whatthe end result should be and what i get is flat and thin tasting with not much sweetness or flavor

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender
mor bean

RustyKnight
Jul 11, 2016

every day is a new horror



I am always weighting my beans and water, because I am a stupid perfectionist and I lie to myself that making good coffee makes me not a complete failure

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

i've been eyeballing my beans and water into my mr coffee

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


RustyKnight posted:

I am always weighting my beans and water, because I am a stupid perfectionist and I lie to myself that making good coffee makes me not a complete failure

I do this too

but what if I’m pouring it the wrong way

Steve, tell me

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

Wild EEPROM posted:

ccs: definitely not getting a good cup

grind setting is as close as it gets on a hario hand grinder

hario v60

water boiling a f

beans excellent

i even know whatthe end result should be and what i get is flat and thin tasting with not much sweetness or flavor

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

insipid, tea-like

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Limp, Plump, Bitter.

E: Quick Finish.

Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 01:07 on May 18, 2020

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team
Insubordinate, churlish

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

thanks i'll have to try it out

currently using 15g coffee for a 250ml cup. bloom is 30ml water for 45s, pour up to 150ml, a swirl to knock down the grounds stuck to the filter paper, and then up to 250.

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004


im the coffee anus

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender
the ol' mocha starfish

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
tried to make a vietnamese egg coffee, i imagine it's probably better when made by a vietnamese café worker rather than someone who read about it online once

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Espresso was very underextracted today. :ohno:

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

aeropressin’

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

drinking backup beans until the new beans arrive

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

had one mug, gonna have another soon

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

Help! Someone! Cut my head off, it's trying to murder the rest of me!


Grimey Drawer
just finished some aeropressed beans and i've got some cold brew steeping

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Captain Foo posted:

had one mug, gonna have another soon

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



bean muggin

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

dammmit i ran out of beans, hope this last brew isnt horribly weak

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



good luck bean friend

ccs: still making colombian bean coffee, got too cold to make the cold brew espresso ones

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Captain Foo posted:

dammmit i ran out of beans, hope this last brew isnt horribly weak

weak but drinkable in a pinch

Rooney McNibnug
Sep 2, 2008

"Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."
a fuckin redeye

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
steeping a new pot of cold brew

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
embed and autoplay pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FweAZfgZMvw

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Bhodi posted:

steeping a new pot of cold brew

i am also brewing some cold brew

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


lol @ your av

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