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Beamed posted:in elementary school i knew people who thought pepperoni was too spicy which it's too spicy for my toddler
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May 17, 2020 18:51
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the concept of it being spicy still boggles my mind
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:it's too spicy for my toddler
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May 17, 2020 18:52
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Kid broke, so what?
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May 17, 2020 18:57
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we also fed her guac from the store the other day - costco had a big thing of little single-serving cups - and learned that it had little chopped up pieces of jalapeno in it when she got upset but couldn't put together how what was going on with her mouth was related to the food
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May 17, 2020 18:58
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Babby eating lemon videos are p.funny.
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May 17, 2020 18:59
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Sagebrush posted:i have met a handful of people who say the same thing and they're all midwesterners from minnesota or wisconsin. at this point i figure it has to be something genetic like cilantro, endemic to some group of swedish-americans or whatever, because there is no way anyone with typical human taste buds can report a green pepper to be "spicy." bell peppers have literally 0 scovilles but they can potentiate black pepper a bit. I reckon that's what's going on.
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May 17, 2020 20:51
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I'd feel v.hosed-up about giving an literal babby anything pepper-based though: citric acid just washes away but capsaicin is hydrophobic and poo poo?
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May 17, 2020 21:00
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well you gotta start sometime. i don't know how e.g. south indian culture titrates spicy food into the baby's diet but they gotta start early
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May 17, 2020 21:03
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Sagebrush posted:well you gotta start sometime. i don't know how e.g. south indian culture titrates spicy food into the baby's diet but they gotta start early
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May 17, 2020 21:12
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Sagebrush posted:well you gotta start sometime. i don't know how e.g. south indian culture titrates spicy food into the baby's diet but they gotta start early
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May 17, 2020 21:15
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The funniest thing is when they grab teh lemon and take another bite. BVMTHM used to like the green tabasco sauce back when he was an literal babby but now he doesn't? 
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May 17, 2020 21:57
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Jabor posted:There's definitely such a thing as too much pepper. there is no such thing as too much pepper 
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May 17, 2020 22:02
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Schadenboner posted:BVMTHM
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May 17, 2020 23:06
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Beamed posted:in elementary school i knew people who thought pepperoni was too spicy which my youngest is mental sensitive. maybe he watches the pain I’m in and decides it’s not worth it lol
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May 17, 2020 23:25
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Sagebrush posted:well you gotta start sometime. i don't know how e.g. south indian culture titrates spicy food into the baby's diet but they gotta start early in hubei they apparently just serve normal adult food (which is very often at least moderately spicy) to the kids as soon as they can eat solid food and that’s it
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May 18, 2020 01:48
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fart simpson posted:in hubei they apparently just serve normal adult food (which is very often at least moderately spicy) to the kids as soon as they can eat solid food and that’s it interestingly, the foods kids eat has lifelong effects on allergies too. in israel, there are popular snacks that have lots of peanuts, and it leads to low rates of peanut allergies in adults
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May 18, 2020 01:58
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Uptime Sinclair posted:is this the cult that girl from roswell was in? that was nxivm and smallville
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May 18, 2020 03:47
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can Allison mack and ghislaine WFH or is there a lot of travel and client meetings in that sort of role?
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May 18, 2020 14:57
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i got subpoenaed and have to testify in a hearing via zoom this week lol
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May 18, 2020 15:08
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:i got subpoenaed and have to testify in a hearing via zoom this week lol choose your background wisely.
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May 18, 2020 15:11
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set your background to an empty courtroom and say "where is everybody"
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May 18, 2020 15:13
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haveblue posted:set your background to an empty courtroom and say "where is everybody" lmao. yes. i was thinking maybe "distinguished legal library"
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May 18, 2020 15:16
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screenshot from to kill a mockingbird and you're sitting where atticus is.
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May 18, 2020 15:16
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haveblue posted:set your background to an empty courtroom and say "where is everybody" lol
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May 18, 2020 15:17
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President Beep posted:choose your background wisely. 
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May 18, 2020 15:19
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President Beep posted:screenshot from to kill a mockingbird and you're sitting where atticus is. this or maybe a screenshot from my cousin vinny
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May 18, 2020 15:20
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imagine getting charged with contempt over a zoom background lmao
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May 18, 2020 15:20
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hard to hold anyone in contempt for zoom shenanigans when all evidences points to a supreme court justice taking a dump during streamed arguments
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May 18, 2020 15:23
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youre all missing the best option: legally blonde
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May 18, 2020 15:25
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Cold on a Cob posted:imagine getting charged with contempt over a zoom background lmao lol. we live in unprecedented times. bigass banners that say "JURY NULLIFICATION" and "ACAB" in the background
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May 18, 2020 15:26
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May 18, 2020 15:28
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President Beep posted:lol. we live in unprecedented times. i should throw those banners up. it sucks because i didnt even call the police on this one. my neighbors noticed/heard the home invasion because the two idiots did it during the day at like 5pm. i've never seen these people before in my life. it was a woman who worked for the cleaning company i used who told her boyfriend about some money i had hidden on a bookshelf. the guy kicked in my door and went in and out in 5 seconds, and did it like 15 minutes before i got home from work. also they were extremely dumb because the woman did it immediately after her shift ended and never showed up for work again. she already plead guilty and is going to get like a year. she paid restitution to me, but she's still going to jail and losing her kids. the dude is on his 3rd strike and is going to trial for whatever reason, and will probably get the max of 15 years. imagine going to prison for 15 years for stealing $1300 lmao
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May 18, 2020 15:50
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:imagine going to prison for 15 years for stealing $1300 lmao in this economy? what’s the catch
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May 18, 2020 15:52
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I saw a background where you’re the girl from the racist porn with the big black dudes standing around you in tighty whiteys looking distinctly eager. I would not advise the use of this background for professional or personal applications as the use of racist imagery is bad, though?
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May 18, 2020 15:56
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yeah it’s kind of terrible that two people hosed their lives over $1300. also take some of that $1300 and buy a locking file cabinet or cheap safe or something.
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May 18, 2020 15:57
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fart simpson posted:in this economy? what’s the catch they bill you for that time too.
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May 18, 2020 15:57
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Midjack posted:yeah it’s kind of terrible that two people hosed their lives over $1300. the dude has been in and out of jail for a ton of poo poo and is a real loser and i do not feel bad for him. he comes from extremely wealthy parents in a fancy part of the area. the lady is incredibly dumb to do it immediately after her shift and never show up to work again. they kicked in the door and literally took only that envelope of cash. i didn't even know anything was taken for awhile because all my expensive poo poo was still there, and i didn't even think about the money because it was just a little stash. my first thought was maybe the was sinking and shifted or something and caused the door frame to get hosed up, because it def didn't look like anyone had been in my house. the money was given to me to pay me back for something and since i usually dont carry cash i just hid it away and would take a bit out of it here and there when i went to the bar. i feel bad for my neighbor who took pictures of the people because they are getting dragged into having to deal with the court, which would usually mean taking time off of work, but the case got delayed due to the COVID outbreak. i told her to never do anything nice for me again because it will just cause problems for her. anyways doing a funny background will be enjoyable. even if it's like "oh, sorry, didn't know that was still turned on" and i switch it immediately.
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May 18, 2020 16:07
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your honor, the gold fringe around the zoom window indicates this is an admiralty court and furthermore
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May 19, 2020 02:27
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are you muting me?? am i being muted?!?!
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