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Inceltown posted:How much vodka do you drink? That would be ~17l of vodka here which is a concerning amount to get unless you're buying for a bar. it’s 12 handles and it’s for a long rear end time
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Asproigerosis posted:I'm still loving furious that the federal response to no ppe was to fly some unconstitutional planes around instead of literally anything helpful. did u forget the pilots have oxygen masks they have the best ppe so much for the tolerant left
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:it’s 12 handles and it’s for a long rear end time yeah who wants to buy vodka for themselves more than once a month
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Crazypoops posted:No, get your rear end to Applebee's i tried to get the pope room at bepos tonite and they laughed at me
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Can't wait to hear what departments are having their n95 access revoked because america won and we're about to open up elective surgeries soon and they just cost too much to keep buying. I really don't want to go down this road again of being confrontational at work, especially during the biggliest depression. Covid patients are listed as airborne isolation. Airborne requires n95s. I don't want to hear your aerosal generating procedures only bullshit.
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Oryx and Crake? I brewed a beer with Margaret Atwood based on that book. I'm the most canadian man there is.
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Re: vaccine talk https://mobile.twitter.com/travis_view/status/1261019439799037953 Vaccine paranoia predates trump, birtherism, and jfk jr. it might be the one place where trump goes to which we all cannot
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a.lo posted:Everyone keeps bringing up Applebees and I cannot stand it! Lol are you triggered lib, does my deep fried cheese sticks smothered in ranch make you cower in fear???
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Paradoxish posted:Yeah, it can't overstated how bad it would be to have even a relatively small long-term contraction in consumer behavior. It would be really, really bad. I mean my immediate family that can lock down is doing that, and we're trying to help out each other so it's feasible. Until a vaccine is available I don't see that changing. It's going to be hosed up to see how much social pressure and shaming is used to convince people to go out in reopened states.
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Squizzle posted:if volume of ads on the you tube are any indication, the realtors of pennsylvania think that i personally have all the leverage they need to get selling houses declared a life saving activity  Real estate agents are pumping poo poo everywhere.
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Rhesus Pieces posted:every time someone brings that up just show them this CHUD voice: you still get in a car even though it has a higher chance of killing you
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a.lo posted:Everyone keeps bringing up Applebees and I cannot stand it! [How to make a molotov cocktail dot com.] Your Millennial blood calls for you to do the deed. What's one more dead business?
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Atrocious Joe posted:CHUD voice: you still get in a car even though it has a higher chance of killing you seatbelts, driving under 90 mph and sobriety are for people who let fear run their lives
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:it’s 12 handles and it’s for a long rear end time You would literally need to go to the store for 15 days straight to buy that at the current legal purchase limit of 2 bottles / day. Well it would be 15 days in a row. You wouldn't have to be straight but if you were too drunk they can't legally sell stuff to you though so you'd need to be careful.
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Man Musk posted:China, Korea, et. al. are still dealing with outbreaks, and as export-dominated economies, will at minimum be poorer than they were before that it’s going to break the current global trade system and global supply chains is also our, the US’s fault.
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hehe the restaurant where I work(ed) is reopening after memorial day at 1/3 capacity. the manager contacted me asking me to be one of the first workers to be brought back since I'm super reliable and they love me. I never got my unemployment bernie bux (I've been scraping past the bills with the trumpbux, my tax rebate, and my savings) because the whole system is completely loving jammed right now so I don't think I can turn them down even though it almost certainly means I'm gonna get covid I doubt they'll make enough money even at 1/3 capacity to keep the restaurant profitable but they might be able to stay at just barely break even depending on how busy we are at the bar
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Leroy Diplowski posted:Oh my God I could not finish that book. Just too depressing. its more depressing than you think. i get flashbacks to that book all the time. dumb startup names, feral hogs, techbros who wear NERV sweatshirts, gated communities, global pandemic. its too loving real. like i feel bad for margaret atwood. that she keeps being right all the time.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:the homebrew is for the alcoholism Good thing I hear toilet paper is coming back in stock because you can make shine with it https://youtu.be/v-mWK_kcZMs
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I made my first ever meme  couldn’t get the bottom panel the same size but oh well
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BYOPPE for elective surgery* *to remove the benign tumor causing you extreme pain
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America cares so little about the lives of its citizens, why should anyone ever be expected to maintain some career that mainly works to make some small business tyrant / jeff bezos type wealthier? It's time to bring back hobo life, I don't care if people call me a parasite, work is stupid as poo poo edit: i wanna just be a hobo and work at cat shelters across the US whenever i need funds Bullfrog has issued a correction as of 23:20 on May 17, 2020 |
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real estate sales not being considered “essential” in pa is turbo-boning anyone who cant sell their airbnb property before the market drops to nothing
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:I made my first ever meme Turmp
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in a non-insane country we would be completely done with lockdown now, covid would be completely burned out and any remnants aggressively traced, and I could get my job back at a full-capacity restaurant with zero concern that I'm gonna get the deathplague that explodes your lungs, toes, kidneys, and testicles
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Rhesus Pieces posted:every time someone brings that up just show them this It's unintuitive, but elite athletes are actually not the healthiest people because they put a lot of stress on their organ systems maintaining their bodies compared to an average person who just exercises regularly. Athletes eat more food than average, which makes the organs work more processing that food. They also break down more muscle tissue, requiring the kidneys to break down more toxins. Elite athletes piss a lot. Then of course at the top-level you have athletes using PDEs, where they directly sacrifice their health for a tiny improvement in performance.
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Squizzle posted:real estate sales not being considered “essential” in pa is turbo-boning anyone who cant sell their airbnb property before the market drops to nothing haha
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human garbage bag posted:It's unintuitive, but elite athletes are actually not the healthiest people because they put a lot of stress on their organ systems maintaining their bodies compared to an average person who just exercises regularly. Athletes eat more food than average, which makes the organs work more processing that food. They also break down more muscle tissue, requiring the kidneys to break down more toxins. Elite athletes piss a lot. Then of course at the top-level you have athletes using PDEs, where they directly sacrifice their health for a tiny improvement in performance. don't ironman athletes also put heavy strain on their kidneys above and beyond pissing a lot because of all the blood filtration they have to do alongside the hyper-elevated heart rates? Rhabdo or something like that
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SKULL.GIF posted:in a non-insane country we would be completely done with lockdown now, covid would be completely burned out and any remnants aggressively traced, and I could get my job back at a full-capacity restaurant with zero concern that I'm gonna get the deathplague that explodes your lungs, toes, kidneys, and testicles Worst game of head shoulders knees and toes, ever
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Inceltown posted:
I have a friend who is a real estate agent and my husband’s firm handles divorce litigation and for both business is booming.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I have a friend who is a real estate agent and my husband’s firm handles divorce litigation and for both business is booming. I lolled reading how locking up couples would lead to a divorce bonanza .
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facetoucher cat posted:Worst game of head shoulders knees and toes, ever We need a “ring around the rosie” for the Covid pandemic
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Bullfrog posted:America cares so little about the lives of its citizens, why should anyone ever be expected to maintain some career that mainly works to make some small business tyrant / jeff bezos type wealthier? It's time to bring back hobo life, I don't care if people call me a parasite, work is stupid as poo poo hobo superspreader rampage era is about to start, with cat gang backup victims across america coughing pitifully in the back alleys as their faceless skulls drip roni-infested blood onto kushner brand 5G-free beef stick wrappers the antifa gutter commando laughs and adds another notch 2 their mask
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my corporate job is work from home until at least Labor Day now, regardless of what states do, with at least one month's notice before they start bringing back small numbers on an invitation only basis, and the New York office isnt even willing to say they'll be back in 2020. all company travel remains banned, even for execs. meanwhile im in the process of cancelling a non-profit educational conference in Chicago in November (takes a good chunk of two downtown hotels) and trying to force majeure out of our contracts because Chicago says conferences are illegal until we have contact tracing (lol) or a vaccine (lmao) all this is going on and I go to the grocery store today and about a third of the customers aren't wearing masks and it just completely breaks my loving brain
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Re: vaccine talk Wondering what happens first, Trump buckling out of fear of losing antivaxxers and tries to downplay the necessity of a vaccine or Trump goes full steam ahead on vaccinations and causes a QAnon schism. Don’t bum me out with ‘They shut up and take it.’
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