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Duplicant posted:The guy who wrote DOW 36000 and is now a White House Senior Advisor decided to do some 'modeling' on COVID19 fatalities by taking the early data and having Excel best fit a cubic trendline. This 'model' was widely shared and accepted internally. No I meant the sword
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# ? May 17, 2020 06:44 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:No I meant the sword Goons didn’t do original investigative journalism, if that’s what you thought I meant. Someone posted an article about the sword and it got ignored for a page or two before someone was like “Hold the gently caress up. Did ˇJeb! actually believe that ‘Chang’ was a mythical conservative hero and not the very real dictator of Taiwan?” He couldn’t possibly believe that, could he? He did. The posts in question would be from the end of October or beginning of November 2015, when ˇJeb! published Reply All.
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# ? May 17, 2020 07:01 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:No I meant the sword the story of the sword of Chang, as I understand it: After the Chinese civil war, Chiang Kai-Shek and the Nationalist faction fled to Taiwan. The world gradually recognized the People's Republic as the legitimate government of China. However, hardcore conservatives had this dream that the US should intervene and militarily support Chiang's dream to retake China. If the US would just "unleash Chiang", China would be free. George H.W. Bush would play tennis, he would joke that he was about to unleash Chiang and kick everyone's rear end. It was him making fun of the John Birch types. Somehow, Jeb got in his head that Chang really was this mythical hero of conservative principles, and he got a sword and made it into his own excalibur, the sword of Chang. He gave it away to Marco Rubio, and misfortune befell them both. Smirking_Serpent has issued a correction as of 08:28 on May 17, 2020 |
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The reason Chiang needed to be “unleashed” was that the Seventh Fleet hung out in the strait. In the protoconservative reality distortion bubble, the U.S. Navy wasn’t protecting Chiang from the commies—it was protecting them from him! Platystemon has issued a correction as of 10:30 on May 17, 2020 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:the story of the sword of Chang, as I understand it: Yeah lol good one but what's the real story?
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# ? May 17, 2020 08:48 |
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“Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society. I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side, and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down.” Then Bush presented Rubio a golden sword, and solemnly explained its significance. “I’m going to bestow to you the sword of a great conservative warrior.” Only … a closer look at the sword and its display stand Rubio kept in his Florida Speaker’s suite showed that the inscription read “C-H-I-A-N-G,” not, “C-H-A-N-G.” Specifically: “Unleash Chiang.” edit: "unleash chaing" is a right winger phrase from the korean war era lmao Antonymous has issued a correction as of 09:57 on May 17, 2020 |
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ˇJeb!’s sister wrote a book that mentions the “unleash Chiang” tennis taunt. She knew what it meant. ˇJeb! is just an idiot.
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# ? May 17, 2020 10:04 |
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irrespective of all the mythology, that sword itself looks dumb as hell
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# ? May 17, 2020 10:09 |
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Just remembered that Colin Powell and the entire bush White House were walrusing on ambien all the time hot drat
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# ? May 17, 2020 10:26 |
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I thought that unleashing chang was like throwing ropes? this is very disconcerting
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# ? May 17, 2020 10:36 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:irrespective of all the mythology, that sword itself looks dumb as hell Yeah like even doctors have a cooler sword. Well, marginally. To balance it out they have to wear a really ugly hat so vOv
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# ? May 17, 2020 11:24 |
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Speaking of swords...
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# ? May 17, 2020 11:32 |
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it’s amazing how loving poo poo the Air Force is lmao
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# ? May 17, 2020 11:56 |
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One of those photos is a goon’s uncle receiving his sword.
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# ? May 17, 2020 12:14 |
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that sword was made to be wielded by a dandy fop at a costume party
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# ? May 17, 2020 18:12 |
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Kitfox88 posted:it’s amazing how loving poo poo the Air Force is lmao it's been taken over by deadeyed evangelicals
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# ? May 17, 2020 18:49 |
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Members of Trump's personal security team tried to overthrow Venezuela like three days ago.
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# ? May 17, 2020 21:22 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:it's been taken over by deadeyed evangelicals And mormons?
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Does this count, because I suddenly remember it every day and lol in horror https://mobile.twitter.com/nitroid/status/1248328515533115394?lang=en
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# ? May 18, 2020 00:03 |
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muscles like this! posted:I just remembered that Jared Kushner couldn't get security clearance because he kept "forgetting" things that needed to be disclosed and that he was a security risk because of his massive debts to other countries and then Trump made them give him security clearance anyway. taqueso posted:so basically a crowd-funded bounty system It really is pure anarcho capitalism. he even included a proto-bitcoin system in there taqueso posted:i like to think coke is not at fault here
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# ? May 18, 2020 04:39 |
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neogaf was one of the biggest hillary clinton supporting sites on the internet and now its spinoff site resetera is run by idpol libs and is probably one of the most authoritarian message boards I've ever encountered. Most of the hardcore succdems on resetera were actually banned a few weeks ago for calling Tara Reade a Russian plant
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# ? May 18, 2020 04:52 |
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GWBBQ posted:A brain aneurysm caused by drugs followed by a recovery process involving lovely people surrounding her with lovely beliefs and drugs puts coke in the list of likely causes. the other week she posted a vid claiming that her husband Jesus Christ had blessed her rear end with a holy energy that cures all disease
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# ? May 18, 2020 05:05 |
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Chuka Umana posted:neogaf was one of the biggest hillary clinton supporting sites on the internet and now its spinoff site resetera is run by idpol libs and is probably one of the most authoritarian message boards I've ever encountered. lol thanks for reminding me to add you to an ignore list of less than a dozen people after 16 on this site years for this awful, incomprehensible jargon laded post that as far as I can tell means nothing Stunning Honky has issued a correction as of 05:11 on May 18, 2020 |
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i mean, i remember telling you that you sucked at least once after my eyes glazing over this sack of word poo poo but not until wondering "who is the biggest idiot on the forums i've seen in a while" and peering up to see your dumb rear end writing again. please stop posting
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# ? May 18, 2020 05:10 |
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cheney shot a dude in the face and the dude apologized publicly to cheney
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# ? May 18, 2020 05:17 |
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mooyashi posted:i mean, i remember telling you that you sucked at least once after my eyes glazing over this sack of word poo poo but not until wondering "who is the biggest idiot on the forums i've seen in a while" and peering up to see your dumb rear end writing again. you get the posts you deserve
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# ? May 18, 2020 05:20 |
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Missouri 2016, Jason Kander: https://youtu.be/-wqOApBLPio Unfortunately Kander had to retire from politics in the middle of running for mayor of Kansas City because of PTSD. He's the only MO politician I've ever given money to.
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# ? May 18, 2020 05:22 |
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Kitfox88 posted:it’s amazing how loving poo poo the Air Force is lmao I just remembered that they had to have the biggest Medal of Honor of the services and has like a smirking lady liberty on it
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# ? May 18, 2020 06:29 |
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Apathy420 posted:the other week she posted a vid claiming that her husband Jesus Christ had blessed her rear end with a holy energy that cures all disease I can’t believe cumshitter is tila tequila
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# ? May 18, 2020 15:48 |
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After 9/11 there was a secret meeting on strategies in the middle east that produced a report for the bush admin in coordination with the heritage foundation, other right wing think tanks, the admin's top policymakers, and also several journalists (including i believe from the atlantic) who ended up coincidentally fully supporting the iraq war and publishing all of the bush admin's false info on iraq as true
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# ? May 18, 2020 17:11 |
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There we go quote:Fareed Zakaria, a Newsweek columnist and editor of Newsweek International, attended a secret meeting on November 29, 2001, with a dozen policy makers, Middle East experts and members of influential policy research organizations that produced a report for President George W. Bush and his cabinet outlining a strategy for dealing with Afghanistan and the Middle East in the aftermath of September 11, 2001. The meeting was held at the request of Paul D. Wolfowitz, then the Deputy Secretary of Defense. The unusual presence of journalists, who also included Robert D. Kaplan of The Atlantic Monthly, at such a strategy meeting was revealed in Bob Woodward's 2006 book State of Denial: Bush at War, Part III. Woodward reported in his book that, according to Kaplan, everyone at the meeting signed confidentiality agreements not to discuss what happened. Zakaria told The New York Times that he attended the meeting for several hours but did not recall being told that a report for the president would be produced.
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# ? May 18, 2020 17:15 |
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Another big lol quote:On January 14, 2013, The Atlantic's website published "sponsor content" promoting David Miscavige, the leader of the Church of Scientology. While the magazine had previously published advertising looking like articles, this one was widely criticized. The page comments were moderated by the marketing team, not by editorial staff, and comments critical of the church were being removed. Later that day, The Atlantic removed the piece from its website and issued an apology.
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Algund Eenboom posted:There we go I remember Jon Stewart fawning over how smart Fareed was on TDS
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# ? May 18, 2020 21:20 |
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articles about biden planning a New New Deal Presidency reminded me of this
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# ? May 18, 2020 21:38 |
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hosed up that they want obama to have a body that is immobile below the waist
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# ? May 18, 2020 21:48 |
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:articles about biden planning a New New Deal Presidency reminded me of this "Somalia: the Worst Place on Earth" in 2008, fantastic reporting, just great, brilliant. Top notch!
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# ? May 18, 2020 22:23 |
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Listen, fat
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# ? May 19, 2020 02:16 |
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I'd put my money on yang if the presidential eating contest goes down
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