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a.lo posted:https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1262203270510018564?s=20 you fools. this is just the first step into turning YOU into a giant coronavirus
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Salt Fish posted:Thank god you're 100% safe if you do this and there's nothing that can go wrong! This virus is ruthless and largely unpredictable, but it honorably respects the sacred six foot rule. You gotta hand it to it...
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Squizzle posted:drink w/e caffeine slop you want. theres no need to fancy up a dose of stimulants no, there is plenty of need to. Im sorry I have to impress old Greek captains. I also picked up a serious Chinese style green tea habit for the same reason.
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a.lo posted:https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1262203270510018564?s=20 this is like 3 feet max covid travels 15 in the air
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a.lo posted:https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1262203270510018564?s=20 All i can see is this 
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COVID-420 posted:Colorado has officially started hiding its death numbers. "Died with Covid-19" is now state policy. Death toll dropped by 30%. I just noticed that the Guardian has reported the latest death here as "died with" even though the state and federal governments have counted it in the official numbers for covid-19 deaths. Weird. UnfortunateSexFart posted:We seem to have community spread within just McDonald's in Melbourne right now. 14 different locations have been shut down after outbreaks. It only counts as community transmission if they can't trace the source of the outbreak. In the McDonald's cases, it seems to have been a delivery driver who made deliveries to all of the now closed stores. There's a case in the McDonalds cluster where a staff member had close contact with a relative (who works at a different Maccas) who tested positive for covid. I don't think it's been established yet whether either of them got it from the delivery driver. Obviously the possibility of transmission during deliveries is something which now needs to be taken into account and a realistic infection control plan developed given that hundreds of thousands of deliveries to business take place throughout the country every day. Lolie has issued a correction as of 04:52 on May 18, 2020 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Practice social distancing by eyeballing what seems like 6 feet to you. Wash your hands for 20 seconds unless you get bored. Carry a mask somewhere on your person as a talisman to ward off the virus. That's why people wear them around their necks, it's a loving talisman
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SKULL.GIF posted:this is like 3 feet max dont worry it will last like two nights before some bros sprint into each other and sever their cervical spines
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:We seem to have community spread within just McDonald's in Melbourne right now. 14 different locations have been shut down after outbreaks. probably an idiot regional manager who loves dropping in to cough on his serfs
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Make sure to watch the whole thing. Guy dancing around cleaning his cart makes the whole thing. It looks like he was debating saying something really harsh when his manager walks back out.
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Some former acquaintance from university texted me today that he thinks the pandemic is a conspiracy by Soros and Bill Gates to initiate the next industrial revolution and the financialization of nature and that Putin's Russia, Iran, Assad and Hezbollah are the only things that can stop them.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:loving :lol" Tested positive the day after the mother's day service. You just know that she had symptoms and went anyway because she couldn't stand missing the extra special (illegal) service. Or had she been tested already and attended service while the result was pending (Rand Paul style)? Unlikely that results came back same day. Also lmao at the absolute lack of teeth in any of these lockdown rules. A sternly worded, "We told you guys no church services! You're gonna ruin it for the rest of us!" And then zero actual repercussions...
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NofrikinfuN posted:probably an idiot regional manager who loves dropping in to cough on his serfs It was spaceblancmange has issued a correction as of 05:02 on May 18, 2020 |
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Chuka Umana posted:Some former acquaintance from university texted me today that he thinks the pandemic is a conspiracy by Soros and Bill Gates to initiate the next industrial revolution and the financialization of nature and that Putin's Russia, Iran, Assad and Hezbollah are the only things that can stop them. Buy him an account
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Chuka Umana posted:Some former acquaintance from university texted me today that he thinks the pandemic is a conspiracy by Soros and Bill Gates to initiate the next industrial revolution and the financialization of nature and that Putin's Russia, Iran, Assad and Hezbollah are the only things that can stop them. Tell him to go on and then share the results here. I'll give him credit for thinking outside the box on the plot and final showdown.
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overmind2000 posted:Buy him an account I should, he'd be the first socially conservative but economically socialist person you'll ever meet.
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Chuka Umana posted:Some former acquaintance from university texted me today that he thinks the pandemic is a conspiracy by Soros and Bill Gates to initiate the next industrial revolution and the financialization of nature and that Putin's Russia, Iran, Assad and Hezbollah are the only things that can stop them. Who did you pretend to be when you said he had the wrong number? I usually change between emergency cell phone of a child and I'm the parent who just got the number and new employee of a ATT store who is confused because this isn't their fault Add them on LinkedIn and post the conversation
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quote:The church was in violation of the stay-at-home order California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) issued on March 19, which prohibits large public gatherings. Butte County Public Health officials said ignoring the state order could lead to "more restrictive measures" as the virus continues to spread in California. Oh no! Not hypothetical more restrictive measures that you will also be free to ignore! This is some "I'm gonna turn this car around, so help me!" level enforcement.
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Chuka Umana posted:I should, he'd be the first socially conservative but economically socialist person you'll ever meet. 
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He told me he opposes gay rights because it's a symbol of capitalist decadence and Soros led human rights imperialism
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a.lo posted:https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1262203270510018564?s=20 bumper SARS
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:I made my first ever meme I dont fuckin understand any of this but it making me wanna keep drinking
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Chuka Umana posted:I should, he'd be the first socially conservative but economically socialist person you'll ever meet. aka the alignment so dumb being it was a joke on 30 Rock
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a.lo posted:https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1262203270510018564?s=20 In a shocking turn of events, a coronavirus-infested inner tube infected every person who wore it over the three days following ....
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anime was right posted:bumper SARS Ayyy
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Chuka Umana posted:Some former acquaintance from university texted me today that he thinks the pandemic is a conspiracy by Soros and Bill Gates to initiate the next industrial revolution and the financialization of nature and that Putin's Russia, Iran, Assad and Hezbollah are the only things that can stop them. youve inspired me to reach out to a crazy person I worked with last year you better take responsibility
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I just wanna see the movie in like 10 years. On my phone/VR headset, as all theaters will be dead
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facetoucher cat posted:
My flatmate made me one of those - they're tasty and drat dangerous.
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I say ten instead of less than that because it takes a while for them to make actually good movies about historical events
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Chuka Umana posted:I should, he'd be the first socially conservative but economically socialist person you'll ever meet. so like strasserism or something even weirder?
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Inceltown posted:Actually, it was death WITH america.  Chuka Umana posted:Some former acquaintance from university texted me today that he thinks the pandemic is a conspiracy by Soros and Bill Gates to initiate the next industrial revolution and the financialization of nature and that Putin's Russia, Iran, Assad and Hezbollah are the only things that can stop them.
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redleader posted:the excess mortality numbers in the us are going to be interesting - from a purely academic viewpoint, of course, as nothing matters Unless a Democrat wins in November. Then Fox will ask what they intend to do about all the dead people.
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kater posted:youve inspired me to reach out to a crazy person I worked with last year you better take responsibility I enjoy keeping crazy people around it helps refresh my world views.
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Hillary 2020 posted:My flatmate made me one of those - they're tasty and drat dangerous. It's past midnight here and I am normally well asleep by now so lmao yeah
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COVID-420 posted:It's easy to hide the COVID-19 deaths but thankfully its actually pretty hard to hide deaths in America. We have decent systems for accurately reporting excess mortality. Yeah, but they don't give a poo poo if researchers get a good grip on the actual death numbers in a year or whatever. The point is to cook the real-time reporting so that there's less of a push for further lockdowns and people are more comfortable going outside. Stuff like this is literally a direct attempt to get people sick.
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