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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

The Seahawks will be the only team allowed to play defense this year since our secondary always maintains a proper social distance of at least 6 feet.

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Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

Can’t find or figure out how to make a good Marshawn Lynch jersey for Animal Crossing, but I found a Russell Wilson jersey someone made. I guess he’s personally a little closer to the Animal Crossing mood than Marshawn Lynch.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Chichevache posted:

The Seahawks will be the only team allowed to play defense this year since our secondary always maintains a proper social distance of at least 6 feet.

wish you’d social distance from your danged keyboard pal

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Vanilla Ice is right

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I'm too stupid with gifs but I feel like this belongs in this gif

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

joe burrow is pointing to this actually

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
In an actual football news signing:

https://twitter.com/Saints/status/1261394495943385088

Championship.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


He ain't got nothing on the Andy 007 gif

Still a long way to go for this kid

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Yeah hes gonna have to come a long way in the endearingly goofy metric to be comparable to &e but I believe in him.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/1262236013340037122

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Belichick is going to hire this guy as a consultant.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
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When will we get a coach that never punts in the NFL?

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
There could actually be a renaissance of rushing in the NFL if/when some coaches start to consider that signing a bunch of undersized fast college QBs with mediocre arms and running 50 times a game with crazy misdirection where any of 4 guys might carry the ball, plus the occasional play action/deep shot to keep the defense from putting 11 in the box, might be more effective than having a bad immobile QB who can’t decipher a defense throw from the pocket 35 times.

You watch the Mason Rudolphs of the world who can’t do anything at an NFL level and you have to think the team would be better off with an RB/WR who can throw at a non-embarrassing level taking snaps, because at least he could do one thing (run) at an NFL level

Eric the Mauve fucked around with this message at 16:28 on May 18, 2020

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Bob Socko posted:

Can’t find or figure out how to make a good Marshawn Lynch jersey for Animal Crossing, but I found a Russell Wilson jersey someone made. I guess he’s personally a little closer to the Animal Crossing mood than Marshawn Lynch.

Can I get a Marshawn Lynch Westworld jersey

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Eric the Mauve posted:

There could actually be a renaissance of rushing in the NFL if/when some coaches start to consider that signing a bunch of undersized fast college QBs with mediocre arms and running 50 times a game with crazy misdirection where any of 4 guys might carry the ball, plus the occasional play action/deep shot to keep the defense from putting 11 in the box, might be more effective than having a bad immobile QB who can’t decipher a defense throw from the pocket 35 times.

You watch the Mason Rudolphs of the world who can’t do anything at an NFL level and you have to think the team would be better off with an RB/WR who can throw at a non-embarrassing level taking snaps, because at least he could do one thing (run) at an NFL level

At the same time though pretty much every team has an at-least acceptable thrower at QB right now except..... I guess the Bears? Panthers, Patriots?

This year feels unusual (aside from covid, obviously) in that there's a lot more QB talent than usual, a few years ago it seemed like almost fully half the league was desperately looking for their next QB.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Silly Burrito posted:

When will we get a coach that never punts in the NFL?

Counterpoint: Bring in a CFL coach (not Trestman) that punts on 3rd down.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Silly Burrito posted:

When will we get a coach that never punts in the NFL?

Doug Pederson has a really low punt average iirc

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

TITANKISSER69 posted:

Counterpoint: Bring in a CFL coach (not Trestman) that punts on 3rd down.

Belichick way ahead of the curve, as usual

god this game owned lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5jlDZs7e5M

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
If I were a wide receiver right now I would get my hands on a jugs machine and put it on wheels and have someone run it around a field like a fake QB to practice my route running and pass catching

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
And you’d pay for the machine with straight cash, homie

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
I want to turn a jugs machine into a t shirt cannon but for footballs.

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

Dr_Strangelove posted:

Can I get a Marshawn Lynch Westworld jersey
If you can condense it down into a 32x32 piece of pixel art, you can have anything!

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Hot Diggity! posted:

I want to turn a jugs machine into a t shirt cannon but for footballs.

Isn't that a jugs machine. Isn't this full circle. Hakuna matata

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Phobeste posted:

Isn't that a jugs machine. Isn't this full circle. Hakuna matata

I demand more portability. I want to be able to fire a minimum of three footballs a second. Football machine gun.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Hot Diggity! posted:

I demand more portability. I want to be able to fire a minimum of three footballs a second. Football machine gun.

Sounds like you're looking for that gun from American Gladiators, but with footballs instead of tennis balls or whatever it was they were shooting.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

football machine gun is jimcaldwell.gif

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Mystic Stylez posted:

football machine gun is jimcaldwell.gif

Football machine gun

Blowjob Overtime posted:

Sounds like you're looking for that gun from American Gladiators, but with footballs instead of tennis balls or whatever it was they were shooting.

Football machine gun

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


I just want it to go back and forth with the hand flopping like he slept on his arms

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Mystic Stylez posted:

football machine gun is jimcaldwell.gif

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Win totals. Thoughts?

Baltimore Ravens 11.5
Kansas City Chiefs 11.5
New Orleans Saints 10.5
San Francisco 49ers 10.5
Dallas Cowboys 9.5
Philadelphia Eagles 9.5
Seattle Seahawks 9.5
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 9.5
Green Bay Packers 9
Minnesota Vikings 9
Buffalo Bills 9
New England Patriots 9
Pittsburgh Steelers 9
Chicago Bears 8.5
Cleveland Browns 8.5
Indianapolis Colts 8.5
Los Angeles Rams 8.5
Tennessee Titans 8.5
Houston Texans 8
Atlanta Falcons 7.5
Denver Broncos 7.5
Las Vegas Raiders 7.5
Los Angeles Chargers 7.5
Arizona Cardinals 7.0
Detroit Lions 6.5
New York Giants 6.5
New York Jets 6.5
Miami Dolphins 6
Carolina Panthers 5.5
Washington Redskins 5.5
Cincinnati Bengals 5
Jacksonville Jaguars 4.5

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
That Patriots 9 stands out.

But Belichick I guess deserves it no matter who is on the team.

Bill gets 9. Brady/Gronk get 9.5

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Pats have the toughest schedule in the league. No way they win 9.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Bucs had 7 wins with Jameis turning the ball over 50 times so I'd probably take the over on 9.5.


Whats that from?

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Lol at the Texans dropping to 8

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I feel like I should know the reason but why do some of those win totals have a ".5" tacked on

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
My gut tells me the Ravens will just get 10 wins. But do better in the playoffs.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Pats have the toughest schedule in the league. No way they win 9.

Eh, it's not the toughest, and those schedules usually look much different by the time the season ends anyway. I'd still take the under cause they got a whole lot of unknown at offense.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Pats have the toughest schedule in the league. No way they win 9.

They'll win 11

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Better Than You posted:

I feel like I should know the reason but why do some of those win totals have a ".5" tacked on

Gambling.

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