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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

There was one point I couldn't figure out why the detergent hatch kept failing to open, the problem was so random that I could not tell what was failing... Turns out I have one pan that would push up against the little hatch and hold it closed, resulting in just a tiny bit of water getting in to gently caress up the detergent but not release it. Drove me nuts for like a dozen or so washes.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The people living above me seriously need to oil the hinges on one of their doors. I can hear it squeeking constantly at night.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Those are bed springs OP but it’s not surprising you don’t know that

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
The dishwasher stuff just reminds me of this Jon Richardson bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofAOwT5MiMQ

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

If so those are the most ponderous thrusts in the history of sexhaving with each squeek somehow lasting a full 30 seconds often with more than a minute between them.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

FreudianSlippers posted:

If so those are the most ponderous thrusts in the history of sexhaving with each squeek somehow lasting a full 30 seconds often with more than a minute between them.

Do you live beneath sloths?

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
i hate working opening shifts because even though we don't open until 9, we have to be there at 6 to unload the truck and stock the shelves, and that means i have to be awake at loving 4:45 in the goddamn morning

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

when your computer beeps out of nowhere. i'm just using the pc as always and for a while itll kind of slow down and i can hear the fans run a bit faster and then itll stop with a windows beep sound, i think its some dumb program updating itself in the background or failing to for some reason, but since it doesnt give me a dialogue box i dont know what it is and im too lazy to find out.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

related: the loss of windows dialogue boxes that dont just say OK and CANCEL but instead just have a single button that says "got it", i don't think there's a more dystopian phrase than "got it".

also the loss of basic HTML based internet so the browser's back button takes you back much further than you actually want because the new page you opened is just another CSS frame or whatever

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Shibawanko posted:

also the loss of basic HTML based internet so the browser's back button takes you back much further than you actually want because the new page you opened is just another CSS frame or whatever
Related to that, clicking a single link and checking your back-button history to somehow find fifteen copies of the current page between you and the last site you were on. I think I see this with Facebook.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Also the mobile-ization of the internet meaning increasing amounts of design decisions that annoy you if you're browsing on desktop.

I don't need the top bar of the site to follow me down as I scroll. I'm not going to be confused and alarmed if I have to scroll back up/hit the home key to get to whatever links are up there. I especially don't need your stupid loving autoplay video to follow me down after I've already rushed to pause it. I don't need your site's articles turning into an infinite scroll instead of the page being allowed to just end, either.

At this point adblock is for squashing dumb page elements as much as it is for blocking ads.

Haifisch has a new favorite as of 22:43 on May 16, 2020

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

i can no longer browse without a script killer, i find ads insulting and repulsive and like to strip down websites to plain text so i can just read them without being bothered

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008

Shibawanko posted:

i can no longer browse without a script killer, i find ads insulting and repulsive and like to strip down websites to plain text so i can just read them without being bothered

[HEY AGREE TO OUR PRIVACY STUFF]
[*Site contents jumble around as more and more elements get loaded.*]
[*Site darkens after a couple seconds, putting up a pop-in element in the middle of the screen.*]
[HEY SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTER.]

What's not to like?
A site I recently encountered demanded a captcha (that new stupid one where you rotate an image.), but the captcha itself was set up so that it wouldn't show if you had adblock running. :jerkbag:

Honestly it just gets worse and worse and worse. And seemingly browsers seem to do the same.
Checking out Brave or something is insanely tempting, considering how utterly bloated and slow Chrome is. (Why, 5 separate instances of adblock running, each using 300-500MB ram? Why Chrome, it's not even my birthday, you shouldn't have.)

I remember back when I first started using Chrome it was because it was so much lighter and faster than Firefox was at the time.
Now every time I open it it seems like there's some new, arbitrary change -somewhere- implemented.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

SubNat posted:

[HEY AGREE TO OUR PRIVACY STUFF]
[*Site contents jumble around as more and more elements get loaded.*]
[*Site darkens after a couple seconds, putting up a pop-in element in the middle of the screen.*]
[HEY SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTER.]

What's not to like?
A site I recently encountered demanded a captcha (that new stupid one where you rotate an image.), but the captcha itself was set up so that it wouldn't show if you had adblock running. :jerkbag:

Honestly it just gets worse and worse and worse. And seemingly browsers seem to do the same.
Checking out Brave or something is insanely tempting, considering how utterly bloated and slow Chrome is. (Why, 5 separate instances of adblock running, each using 300-500MB ram? Why Chrome, it's not even my birthday, you shouldn't have.)

I remember back when I first started using Chrome it was because it was so much lighter and faster than Firefox was at the time.
Now every time I open it it seems like there's some new, arbitrary change -somewhere- implemented.

i dunno why chrome is popular, i used it for a very brief period when it came out for the reason you gave but went to firefox soon after, firefox still works fine for me

i think ive really lost interest in the internet at large because of the way it's developed, i still use it obviously but i stick to a few essential websites like wikipedia and youtube and this one, and then the guardian for news and gmail for email and thats it. i never really "go surfing" anymore and find a new website because theyre nearly all unusable and most dont contain anything interesting except clickbait and dumb lists and stuff

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Agreed, I miss surfing. Finding weird little one-off sites with just an applet or a dumb song or a deep-dive into an esoteric topic.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Brawnfire posted:

Agreed, I miss surfing. Finding weird little one-off sites with just an applet or a dumb song or a deep-dive into an esoteric topic.

:same:

I probably go to less than 10 sites these days.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
And porn is too free. Back in my day you would spend an hour looking for porn, and another downloading a picture of a boob, and we were happy with that.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Iron Crowned posted:

And porn is too free. Back in my day you would spend an hour looking for porn, and another downloading a picture of a boob, and we were happy with that.

I was in serious video denial for a while. "Videos?" I snorted, "why, thumbnail galleries have all you could want, replete with the thrill of the hunt!"

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
i miss when the neighborhood didn’t sound like a kennel. there used to be one dog barking (15 feet from my window but still, just one...) and now there are five in different houses. and they pull that annoying chain bark, too. i know you’re trying to fill the void in your meaningless existences with yet another accessory, but i got poo poo to do

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

i miss when the neighborhood didn’t sound like a kennel. there used to be one dog barking (15 feet from my window but still, just one...) and now there are five in different houses. and they pull that annoying chain bark, too. i know you’re trying to fill the void in your meaningless existences with yet another accessory, but i got poo poo to do

Yeah, dogs suck. I mean, individual dogs I meet I can get on with just fine, but collectively they're just awful. They bark, they smell, they have the potential to ruin any country walk by jumping up on you and covering you with mud. You also have that moment of first coming across one by itself in the woods. It stops. It stares. It barks. Its tail's not wagging. It's an impasse. You have your toddler with you, who in general you're pretty attached to and you prefer it unmaulled. Then its owner appears to scoffingly tell you that he's FINE he's just SHY. Or alternatively, to shout angrily at the dog and grab its collar. Which makes you wonder what could have happened if he hadn't turned up in time, or the dog was in a less reserved mood.

In short, gently caress dogs (plz don't gently caress dogs).

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


One time my dog accidently jumped onto a guy who was taking pictures of birds, while she was chasing said birds.
The photographer kicked my dog, and she ran back to me because she's a wimp.
I yelled at the guy, and he glared at me, and I did nothing because I'm also a wimp.
Long story short, dogs are cool and chill and I've never met one I didn't like.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Years ago my husband was riding his bike around a parkland in the city we lived in. He was riding past a car and a woman opened the rear door of the car and an unleashed dog jumped out, immediately chased after my husband and ‘caught’ him by clamping on his leg. The woman retrieved her dog and bundled it back into the car and drove off before my husband could even say or do anything other than swearing profusely and bleeding on the floor. He still has a scar to this day, so gently caress that woman and her untrained dog.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

The Mighty Moltres posted:

One time my dog accidently jumped onto a guy who was taking pictures of birds, while she was chasing said birds.
The photographer kicked my dog, and she ran back to me because she's a wimp.
I yelled at the guy, and he glared at me, and I did nothing because I'm also a wimp.
Long story short, dogs are cool and chill and I've never met one I didn't like.

You and your dog are the problem in this situation

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


SubNat posted:

Checking out Brave or something is insanely tempting, considering how utterly bloated and slow Chrome is.

Brave is a turd and their crypto ad stuff is a scam.

Use Firefox, install Ublock Origin, Privacy Possum and Decentraleyes, go to about :config and change "privacy.firstparty.isolate" to true and "privacy.firstparty.isolate.restrict_opener_access" to false (the first one restricts all site resources and cookies etc. to only be visible to the originating domain itself and not to other sites, and the second one loosens the leash a little bit to allow cross-domain login flows). All of these are basically set and forget.

If you want to go even further, I can also recommend Cookie Autodelete and ClearURLs, but they are likely to break sites.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
When my brain decides “hey, it’s 3am, time to wake up” instead of letting me sleep til 530, when my alarm is supposed to go off. I hate it.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Ugly In The Morning posted:

When my brain decides “hey, it’s 3am, time to wake up” instead of letting me sleep til 530, when my alarm is supposed to go off. I hate it.

Could be worse, mine tells me "hey, it's 3am, time to have some intense anxiety"

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
I got stuck on a paper round for 15 years due to difficulty finding work after university so my body always wakes me up at about 4am regardless of whether I need to be up or not.

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


Iron Crowned posted:

You and your dog are the problem in this situation

Please explain how.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

The Mighty Moltres posted:

Please explain how.
Your dog jumped on someone.

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


Doctor Spaceman posted:

Your dog jumped on someone.

By accident while playing.

Phosphine
May 30, 2011

WHY, JUDY?! WHY?!
🤰🐰🆚🥪🦊

The Mighty Moltres posted:

By accident while playing.

Unless this took place in an explicit "off-leash dog play pen" or something, your dog being able to accidentally reach another person is your fault?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Iron Crowned posted:

Could be worse, mine tells me "hey, it's 3am, time to have some intense anxiety"

Ohhh there was plenty of that this morning, I must have been having a nightmare because I woke up hyperventilating. That’s always fun.

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


Phosphine posted:

Unless this took place in an explicit "off-leash dog play pen" or something, your dog being able to accidentally reach another person is your fault?

It was an “off-leash” trail.


Edit: Removed something I said that was quite unnecessary.

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Kickin a man's dog when the dog wasn't being aggressive is a dick move anyway. I doubt this wildlife photography expert would kick a person if they scared away his birds.

edit: He may kick them if they jumped on him though but humans generally don't do that to my knowledge

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
If you're in an off leash area and DON'T expect a dog to lose control and wham into you, you're an idiot. That's like, what dogs DO

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
I guess it partially depends on how familiar with dog behaviour the person is - if you don't know much about dogs in general, it can be scary to have one coming bounding after you apropos of nothing, you might not know whether it's being playful or whether you've in some way pissed it off. If you panic you might get more aggressive than you need to.

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


She was just chasing after birds as a happy dog is wont to do, and she happened to run into a guy taking pictures.
Then he kicked her.

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"
I love that feature on Prime when you can pause what you're watching and it shows you the names of the cast who are on screen, and sometimes the name of the music that's playing. It's absolute witchcraft, but it's great.

However, I keep on trying to use it on Netflix or iPlayer or whatever out of habit, then feel minor annoyance that other services don't have it.

This is why enhanced functionality, convenience or luxury is ultimately terrible for humankind.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

The Mighty Moltres posted:

She was just chasing after birds as a happy dog is wont to do, and she happened to run into a guy taking pictures.
Then he kicked her.

See, now you've changed the narrative. In the original story your dog jumped on the guy, and he reacted in self-defense. In my eyes, you still suck. He had no way of knowing what the dog's intentions were.

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Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

PizzaProwler posted:

See, now you've changed the narrative. In the original story your dog jumped on the guy, and he reacted in self-defense. In my eyes, you still suck. He had no way of knowing what the dog's intentions were.

They said the exact same thing, you just read it like a dumbass the first time

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