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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


He definitely isn't.

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A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Between Joe telling people not to vote for him, and Donny trying to kill his constituency, it sure is one hell of a race to the bottom this year.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

facialimpediment posted:

They have to be loving patting him on the head and giving him a placebo sugar pill every day.

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1262481697226047488

"I'm just joking, did you get TRIGGERED LIBTARDS?!!!" :chaostrump:

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Never think it can’t get any dumber, you’ll just crack and ping every day like I do when I read Trump news.

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

Fister Roboto posted:

He definitely isn't.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Never think it can’t get any dumber, you’ll just crack and ping every day like I do when I read Trump news.

Wake up each morning and repeat this mantra: "Well, let's have it."

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Fister Roboto posted:

He definitely isn't.

We can still hope.

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

EBB posted:

Wake up each morning and repeat this mantra: "Well, let's have it."

“Damage report”

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



It's like Alex Jones on a tiny crazy person channel claiming that he takes powdered earworm or something just for the sheer grift of it, but it's the President of the United States of America

Speaking of dumb things, https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/may/18/points-based-uk-immigration-bill-passed-by-parliament

The UK still lurching towards their immigration bill. They're going to implement a points-based system that will ensure that low-income foreigners won't come in and steal all their cod oil-fried English Person Jobs and oh gently caress where'd all our caregivers go amidst a pandemic

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

EBB posted:

Wake up each morning and repeat this mantra: "Well, let's have it."

No exaggeration, I wake up each morning and check the news half expecting to read some variation of us nuking China and WW3 officially kicking off while I was asleep. But not in a panicky way, in more of a “how did my teenager destroy the house while I was out of town” way that parents probably feel.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

BigDave posted:

"I'm just joking, did you get TRIGGERED LIBTARDS?!!!" :chaostrump:

Hahahaha holy poo poo it's only Monday.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





In actual good news, look at these loving numbers:

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/416936/jacinda-ardern-labour-soar-in-new-poll

Comrade Jacinda is one step closer to declaring herself dictator for life of the Union of South Pacific Socialist Republics

For context, numbers that high have only been seen once in NZ's history, which is post WWII.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
You guys wait. Just next week trump is going to reveal that he caught the virus and it did nothing to him because of his fish tank pills.

edit : its also going to come out in time that his family owns stock in a company that makes those pills

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

In actual good news, look at these loving numbers:

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/416936/jacinda-ardern-labour-soar-in-new-poll

Comrade Jacinda is one step closer to declaring herself dictator for life of the Union of South Pacific Socialist Republics

For context, numbers that high have only been seen once in NZ's history, which is post WWII.

And Trump's rally around the flag bump lasted a week and didn't even get him above 50% because he's so drat incompetent.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

In actual good news, look at these loving numbers:

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/416936/jacinda-ardern-labour-soar-in-new-poll

Comrade Jacinda is one step closer to declaring herself dictator for life of the Union of South Pacific Socialist Republics

For context, numbers that high have only been seen once in NZ's history, which is post WWII.

:lmao: at Simon on 4.6, gently caress he's so useless and I love it.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Radical 90s Wizard posted:

:lmao: at Simon on 4.6, gently caress he's so useless and I love it.

https://i.stuff.co.nz/national/300015396/im-the-leader-and-im-staying-national-leader-simon-bridges-on-defence-after-poor-poll-result

https://youtu.be/4sJY7BTIuPY

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Just like a kid throwing a tantrum

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Midjack posted:

Some of them may also be items that can’t be sold to customers due to QA issues but will do just fine to sit in a stadium wearing a hat and jacket.

First time I'm hearing someone tout a realdoll's personality as a selling point but hey it's 2020

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

In actual good news, look at these loving numbers:

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/416936/jacinda-ardern-labour-soar-in-new-poll

Comrade Jacinda is one step closer to declaring herself dictator for life of the Union of South Pacific Socialist Republics

For context, numbers that high have only been seen once in NZ's history, which is post WWII.

imagine the UK if Labour hadn't of been actively been trying to sabotage Corbyn for the past 3 years

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

EBB posted:

Wake up each morning and repeat this mantra: "Well, let's have it."

I dread this thread

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

Milo and POTUS posted:

I dread this thread

Pretty much.

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


Comrade Blyatlov posted:

In actual good news, look at these loving numbers:

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/416936/jacinda-ardern-labour-soar-in-new-poll

Comrade Jacinda is one step closer to declaring herself dictator for life of the Union of South Pacific Socialist Republics

For context, numbers that high have only been seen once in NZ's history, which is post WWII.

im moving here when trump wins in november

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/anitakumar01/status/1262534996750929922

gently caress yeah.

Edit: "numerous discussions"

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 01:21 on May 19, 2020

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

I dread this thread
I can't be the only one that wakes up at 3AM and looks at the number of new posts to make sure the world is still ok-ish before rolling over and going back to sleep, right?

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Everything is so god drat stupid.

Ya know what, I hope the obese old guy is taking it. Do it Donnie. Take the medication that is contraindicated by risks of heart disease. You won't do it, no balls.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

That letter does a lot of work to not actually say he takes it

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

stealie72 posted:

I can't be the only one that wakes up at 3AM and looks at the number of new posts to make sure the world is still ok-ish before rolling over and going back to sleep, right?

If I wake up to see like 75 new posts in the CE thread appeared overnight, I assume that one of three things happened: 1. A dumb slap fight over something 2. An interesting derail where I learn something new from the posts or 3. The precursors to an event that could be the beginning of World War Three, such as when Trump killed Soleimani back in January.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



stealie72 posted:

I can't be the only one that wakes up at 3AM and looks at the number of new posts to make sure the world is still ok-ish before rolling over and going back to sleep, right?

You aren’t the only one, if I see a ton of new posts I start wondering what new and different hell was unleashed.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
When the world does end, you can rest assured I'll be in here praising cryptozoological monsters in an effort to bring the end along even faster.

Anybody got any incantations to raise an army of moths to eat turmps' hair?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Best Friends posted:

That letter does a lot of work to not actually say he takes it

I can’t blame the doc for doing as much as he can to distance himself from any decisions happening in that building though to be fair he did accept the job.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

pantslesswithwolves posted:

If I wake up to see like 75 new posts in the CE thread appeared overnight, I assume that one of three things happened: 1. A dumb slap fight over something 2. An interesting derail where I learn something new from the posts or 3. The precursors to an event that could be the beginning of World War Three, such as when Trump killed Soleimani back in January.

Was the dink derail number 2?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Naramyth posted:

“Damage report”

Request this as the thread title until the election.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Best Friends posted:

That letter does a lot of work to not actually say he takes it

I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

stealie72 posted:

I can't be the only one that wakes up at 3AM and looks at the number of new posts to make sure the world is still ok-ish before rolling over and going back to sleep, right?

The number of new posts in this thread overnight is like a more accurate, inverse doomsday clock. The more posts there are while I'm asleep, the more convinced I am that the world is about to end when I wake up.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

If hydroxiqwhateverthefuck is promoted by someone as an unproven cure for covid, and it turns out that the person promoting it is killed by it, I will not be sad. Hell, I might even drink a beer.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Woofer posted:

If hydroxiqwhateverthefuck is promoted by someone as an unproven cure for covid, and it turns out that the person promoting it is killed by it, I will not be sad. Hell, I might even drink a beer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg3_kUaYFJA

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Woofer posted:

If hydroxiqwhateverthefuck is promoted by someone as an unproven cure for covid, and it turns out that the person promoting it is killed by it, I will not be sad. Hell, I might even drink a beer.

The hosed up part is that the VA is still using it on vets.

So, as the saying goes, dead vets....

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

I dread this thread

This thread doesn't fill me with existential dread nearly as much as checking on the BFC stock traders and seeing number go up every day

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Milo and POTUS posted:

Was the dink derail number 2?

Considering how I participated in that one, no, it was not.

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Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009
https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/1262546619704147971

So Pelosi just called Trump morbidly obese on national television. Are we thinking 600 tweets in response or does he call for a nationwide address to be aired by all networks in prime time?

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