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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Rah don't take the bimbofication shot!

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facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Mayor Dave posted:

my car registration never came in the mail so i have to go to the dmv to get the tags and i have to say i hadn't even considered how much of a nightmare a socially-distanced dmv is going to be

oh, I'm so sorry

It made me realize how much I'm going to totally put off because I'm just afraid of doing it or will put it off until the last minute and panic do it

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Durf posted:

lol my mom is trad cath and a former nurse and is currently towing the line somewhere around "The virus is dangerous and a vaccine is required even if it's made of BABIES"
The cell line is literally older than me. lol it's babies!

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Hydroxychloroquine At Every Size

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/youvebeenskold/status/1262536381160554496

this came across my TL and I swear to god it looks like a turd, am I not a weed fanatic or something because that looks awful

Luckyellow
Sep 25, 2007

Pillbug

facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/youvebeenskold/status/1262536381160554496

this came across my TL and I swear to god it looks like a turd, am I not a weed fanatic or something because that looks awful

It is a turd. A owl turd to be exact.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/youvebeenskold/status/1262536381160554496

this came across my TL and I swear to god it looks like a turd, am I not a weed fanatic or something because that looks awful

I...

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


That's an owl pellet.
Not a turd. Comes out the wrong end.

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Inceltown posted:

Hydroxychloroquine At Every Size

On Brand Plaquenil Has Curves

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Scarodactyl posted:

That's an owl pellet.

okay, thank god I for real thought he was serious lmao

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/youvebeenskold/status/1262536381160554496

this came across my TL and I swear to god it looks like a turd, am I not a weed fanatic or something because that looks awful

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




is she forgetting that the white house doctor stated that trump was exactly one pound below the weight that qualifies as obese? let's see your medical degree nancy

Coatlicue
Sep 14, 2012

it doesn't matter
how fast or how far,
you're still runnin' like a fool

Crazypoops posted:

I know we're all going to die but I didn't think it would be this hilariously

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Mayor Dave posted:

Rah don't take the bimbofication shot!

now ahh may be just a bimbofied country lawyer

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/youvebeenskold/status/1262536381160554496

this came across my TL and I swear to god it looks like a turd, am I not a weed fanatic or something because that looks awful

It's a joke, that's an owl pellet and not in fact marijuana

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

SKULL.GIF posted:

*gestures at 50 states opening up*

There are enough people out there changing their behaviour to stop it exponentially growing again and there isn't going to be another New York. It's just going to keep on doing what it has been doing for the last few weeks, maybe a bit faster, maybe a bit slower, leaving a societally acceptable number of corpses, sick and grieving that nobody cares about.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

I found the cure for covid while doing laundry

nubs lol

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
If one were to break open that nug, they would find the mostly intact skeleton of a rodent. I've never tried smoking rodent bones, so I don't know how high they get you.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

give me an avatar u dirtbag

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Solarin posted:

give me an avatar u dirtbag

Owned

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Mayor Dave posted:

It's a joke, that's an owl pellet and not in fact marijuana

Yeah got that now lmao

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


appreciate the congrats

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



many sides to obesity



lol

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Mayor Dave posted:

Did it work?

u tell me

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/dril/status/1262533462721847296

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/yokoboji/status/1262551563526115334

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

this president is old, fat, and up all night and his doctors are saying he is fine to take hydroxychloroquine?

mystes
May 31, 2006

It's too optimistic to think that Trump is actually taking hydroxychloroquine. Nothing that might cause a mattering is allowed to happen in this timeline.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



https://twitter.com/GasLightPolitic/status/1262553444562489344

whoa there grandpa joe dont u have a campaign to run and staffers to help i hear u have 2 be very hands on with these things

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Shear Modulus posted:

is she forgetting that the white house doctor stated that trump was exactly one pound below the weight that qualifies as obese? let's see your medical degree nancy

That was the first physical. The second one he gained like 4 pounds so tht should put him on the obese category IIRC. morbid obesity would be an even higher number.

Biggest, best numbers, thank you. Working hard (office).

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Back to normal. Look at all the activities I can do. Fake deaths.

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo


trumo rt the loving hoarse whisperer

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
rememebr when a gooin thought an owl pellet was a weed hahaha good times makes me happy inside

thanks mystery goon from the far-flung past

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

actionjackson posted:

I found the cure for covid while doing laundry

nubs lol



Dank nubs

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

facetoucher cat posted:



trumo rt the loving hoarse whisperer

[Oval office]

Me: [chanting] take it,take it-

Other real patriots: take it, TAKE IT

trumpo: [pounding his desk] TAKE IT, TAKE IT, TAKE IT!

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

rump buttman posted:

many sides to obesity



lol

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Rah! posted:

https://twitter.com/GasLightPolitic/status/1262553444562489344

whoa there grandpa joe dont u have a campaign to run and staffers to help i hear u have 2 be very hands on with these things



The jalapeno poppers picture is throwing me off a bit I will admit

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

yo literally inject those babies into me

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

trump supporters are going to sell hydroxychloroquine next to the book of trump tweets at the rallies

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