Big Beef City posted:

You know what everyone has? Hair.

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Some people don't have hair you absolute beast of a monster, you insensitive filthy baboon you.

bollig posted:

tested negative

dwarf74 posted:

There's a local (Central IL) doctor who's been doing antibody tests, and he said that only, like, 3% of them have come back positive.

CBS12.com posted:

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (CBS12) — As Florida starts to reopen, the architect and manager of Florida's COVID-19 dashboard, announced she'd been removed from her position, Florida Today reported.

Rebekah Jones said in an email to CBS12 News that her removal was "not voluntary" and that she was removed from her position because she was ordered to censor some data, but refused to "manually change data to drum up support for the plan to reopen."

Jones made the announcement May 5 in a farewell email to researchers and other members of the public who had signed up to receive updates on the data portal, according to Florida Today. She said that for "reasons beyond my division's control," her office is no longer managing the dashboard, involved in its publication, fixing errors or answering any questions.

Florida's COVID-19 dashboard, created by a team of Florida Department of Health data scientists and public health officers led by Jones, was praised by White House officials for its accessibility, the Florida Daily reported. But over the last few weeks, it "crashed and went offline, data disappeared with no explanation and access to the underlying data sheets became difficult."

Jones told CBS12 News that since she's been removed, the dashboard still hasn't been fully repaired.

CBS12 News reached out to the Florida Department of Health for comment and is waiting to hear back.

Bronze Fonz posted:

"There's notable gaps when he literally can't be watching TV for whatever reason"

God, I hate when they make me do this president poo poo with speeches and meetings and stuff, my show's coming on!

GolfHole posted:

if you want fox to do those things you better buy fox

Big Beef City posted:

You know what everyone has? Hair.
You know what everyone needs and can't get? Haircuts.

You know what's moderately annoying that you can easily commiserate with another person about? Not getting a haircut.

Wouldn't it be really loving great if you found something that was easy to bitch about to others to use as a rallying point to find common cause against how much this all sucks? Goddamn I wonder what could be used to market that common angle of frustration? What in the WORLD could that be, what similar thing shared by many people could be held up as an almost universal sign of inconvenient displeasure that is easily recognized and easily overcome by simply bitching, and therefor a good enough goal to shoot for to empower a large rear end group of people?

poo poo I wonder????

Burt Sexual posted:

You seem mad about haircuts

snake and bake posted:

Trump must be proud. DeSantis working hard to bury the real numbers.

https://cbs12.com/news/local/woman-who-designed-floridas-covid-19-dashboard-has-been-removed-from-her-position

GolfHole posted:

if you want fox to do those things you better buy fox

Pennywise the Frown posted:

We should crowdfund buying Fox and just put out the craziest poo poo (crazier than them). Their cult would totally believe that 5G makes you gay.

Burt Sexual posted:

You seem mad about haircuts

Burt Sexual posted:

You seem mad about haircuts

dwarf74 posted:

There's a local (Central IL) doctor who's been doing antibody tests, and he said that only, like, 3% of them have come back positive.

Iron Crowned posted:

Haircuts are apparently the most important thing to americans right now

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

But I wonder if she ever got a haircut.

FlamingLiberal posted:

She’s probably dead

Bronze Fonz posted:

So the whole "can't go to the hair dresser" has been a major mindfuck to wrap my head around this part of regular life that's now missing for most people.

Bronze Fonz posted:

I've been growing my hair since I was about 16 and I only have to grab the end of my pony tail, grab scissors and chop off the part that's too long every now and then.

So the whole "can't go to the hair dresser" has been a major mindfuck to wrap my head around this part of regular life that's now missing for most people.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Even 3% feels high to me outside of major cities. There's a big selection bias there, I'm assuming only people who think they might have had it are even bothering to go.

quote:

Pliura said less than 3% of the nearly 2,000 antibody tests he's given at his offices in LeRoy, Champaign and Marion show exposure to the coronavirus.

“It makes sense that the penetration of this disease hasn’t been as broad spectrum as they’ve had in some places,” he said, adding having a better understanding of your potential risk of exposure offers at least some peace of mind, though medical professionals are still trying to determine what that immunity means.

quote:

Carle Health System uses Abbott's antibody test, and Banks said Carle's own lab work has verified the tests' accuracy.

What has the testing shown so far? Carle has tested about 150 clinical workers; about 10% show antibodies.

Mozi posted:

Bronze Fonz posted:

I've been growing my hair since I was about 16 and I only have to grab the end of my pony tail, grab scissors and chop off the part that's too long every now and then.

So the whole "can't go to the hair dresser" has been a major mindfuck to wrap my head around this part of regular life that's now missing for most people.

Gwyneth Palpate posted:

For me, the whole "want a haircut" thing is more "my bangs are in my eyes, it's growing over my ears, and goddamn it I actually have to COMB this poo poo before I go outside rather than it being a fraction of an inch long like God intended." But, y'know, I just deal with it. Looking like a hobo has never been more socially acceptable. I think.

Bronze Fonz posted:

REMAIN INDOORS

Gwyneth Palpate posted:

Gotta go to the grocery store sometimes, friend.

Rexxed posted:

If you're not grocery shopping in a hazmat suit are you really doing the pandemic chic?

Pennywise the Frown posted: