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Wark Say posted:I... don't see the stupid here? I mean, aside from the Floyd Rose. Imagine bloody snot sliding down a wall and at one point it vaguely resembles the shape of a Stratocaster.
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Wark Say posted:I... don't see the stupid here? I mean, aside from the Floyd Rose. It's like a Dinky and a Strat were in a teleporter accident.
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It's been drinking Brain and Nerve Tonic.
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Wark Say posted:I... don't see the stupid here? I mean, aside from the Floyd Rose. it triggers an uncanny valley reflex in me because it looks like if pablo picasso lazily doodled a strat on a napkin
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Thermos H Christ posted:Dave Matthews IS GOD! Wife and I were having a great laugh about this. She's a lot more empathetic than me and she kept feeling bad for the seller, but, I mean, I just can't feel bad for a person who lacks self-awareness to that extent.
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Spanish Manlove posted:Crosspost from the guitar thread, behold the Kramer Pacer much more ergonomic if you have a very firm beer gut or some sort of cyst
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Wark Say posted:I... don't see the stupid here? I mean, aside from the Floyd Rose. It looks like a Strat with scoliosis.
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well why not posted:much more ergonomic if you have a very firm beer gut or some sort of cyst Someone needed to make the beer gut guitar.
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Rolabi Wizenard posted:Someone needed to make the beer gut guitar. My Oakland Axe Factory has a comically oversized belly cut on the back. I’m a skinny dude so I kinda laughed at first, but it’s actually more comfortable than most flat-backed guitars I’ve owned.
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rickiep00h posted:It's been drinking Brain and Nerve Tonic. Mind the gigantism
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Spanish Manlove posted:Crosspost from the guitar thread, behold the Kramer Pacer It's like someone started designing an Explorer but ended up drawing a Strat over it. Explorers have the same weird off kilter thing, but you kinda don't notice it cause of the giant butt on top. Slothful Bong posted:My Oakland Axe Factory has a comically oversized belly cut on the back. I’m a skinny dude so I kinda laughed at first, but it’s actually more comfortable than most flat-backed guitars I’ve owned. Spector basses are like this, apparently - Ned Steinberger designed the NS-1to be super comfy and they stuck with it. From memory, Steinberger originally trained furniture making.
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Elissimpark posted:It's like someone started designing an Explorer but ended up drawing a Strat over it. Explorers have the same weird off kilter thing, but you kinda don't notice it cause of the giant butt on top. Explorers are also designed pretty well overall. It's not just that one side on the Kramer is larger than the other, but larger in a way that doesn't make spacial sense. Your brain is expecting it to be symmetrical in the waist and it isn't at all. All sorts of offests work just fine, but most of them have some line where you can figure out "halfsies" and this... doesn't.
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I'm not a doctor but I'm afraid that Kramer guitar might be pregnant
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rickiep00h posted:Explorers are also designed pretty well overall. Totally agree - I wasn't defending it, it's pretty special. Like the guitar version of Homer's car.
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I remember seeing the singer from Hatesphere selling one or more guitars explicitly because his beer belly wasn't compatible with them. I want to say he said something about playing flying V's exclusively because of it...
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BonHair posted:I remember seeing the singer from Hatesphere selling one or more guitars explicitly because his beer belly wasn't compatible with them. I want to say he said something about playing flying V's exclusively because of it... *searches Reverb for a Flying V. edit: This video is great. When your boob hangs over your Strat, it's impossible to look cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoR-OcXIKWg duodenum fucked around with this message at 16:56 on May 19, 2020 |
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Rolabi Wizenard posted:*searches Reverb for a Flying V. I hate these people. "Look at these guitars made for tiny little waify guys who weigh 120 lbs." *shows completely normal guitars that work fine for anybody who isn't spherical* *Is 370 lbs and can't access the volume control because his tit flap is hiding it* The guy on the right is 30 years old, btw.
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I use my manboobs to hit the toggle switch on my Les Paul.
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Guitar won't sit on your knee? Wear a strap. Sincerely, a fat guy who has figured out how to hold a drat guitar
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former glory posted:Wife and I were having a great laugh about this. She's a lot more empathetic than me and she kept feeling bad for the seller, but, I mean, I just can't feel bad for a person who lacks self-awareness to that extent. A couple more: quote:Real Deal Dave Matthews Drum Skin quote:Super Bowl XXVIII Ring Worn By Dave Matthews !!! - $35 quote:Drummer boy quarter Thermos H Christ fucked around with this message at 19:12 on May 20, 2020 |
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GreatGreen posted:I hate these people. So, you looked past all the self deprecating humor and outlandish silliness like "bacon flavored" and "fans for my sweaty manboobs" and THIS is your conclusion? I pity your family, they're stuck with your humorless, bitter rear end.
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Anime Reference posted:Guitar won't sit on your knee? Wear a strap. Just like your belt can always float below the belly the strap can always rise above.
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I got a full V and I never gave a thought to how the ergonomics would affect my right calf before I sat down with it.
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Rolabi Wizenard posted:*searches Reverb for a Flying V. kirk windstein never seemed to have this problem maybe the solution is making cool music and then you can be as short and fat and gnome-like as you want
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:I got a full V and I never gave a thought to how the ergonomics would affect my right calf before I sat down with it. Weirdly I just got a King V and it's the most comfortable guitar I've ever owned. I actually want to try a Rhoads now because I think it would work for me even better.
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Thermos H Christ posted:Two words: guitar suspenders
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I loved my King V. Even the cheap ones feel great. And then I sold it because I needed money. It might still be hanging at CME in fact. Edit: inre "suspenders," Marissa Paternoster from Screaming Females started using a belt instead of a strap a couple years ago and it certainly looks rad af. rickiep00h fucked around with this message at 23:29 on May 19, 2020 |
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steve albini wraps a strap around his waist like a belt
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Rolabi Wizenard posted:So, you looked past all the self deprecating humor and outlandish silliness like "bacon flavored" and "fans for my sweaty manboobs" and THIS is your conclusion? I pity your family, they're stuck with your humorless, bitter rear end. *is fat* "Hello, I am fat." "Whew, that was a close one. Good thing being openly aware of my problem negates it. Oh and that also means nobody is allowed to criticize anything offensive I do or say relative to the subject." For the record, their fatness is less off-putting than their Joe Wal-Mart "humor" about it. eyyyyyy BACON, amiright? That's what fat people like, and WE'RE fat! Get it? thread content:   
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The Muppets On PCP posted:steve albini wraps a strap around his waist like a belt 
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i get that it's self-deprecating but i got a double chuckle from: a) guessing (correctly) they'd be super slow-talking americans b) trying to figure out if the sugary drinks were part of the bit.
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I think I asked before, but how do ZZ Top spin their guitars? I assume its some sort of weird-rear end harness thing under their clothes.
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Pelvic implant of sorts.
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I can't believe a daily newspaper comic strip is putting me on blast like this
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Shugojin posted:I can't believe a daily newspaper comic strip is putting me on blast like this Feels like it's missing a zero though.
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Lead out in cuffs posted:Feels like it's missing a zero though. ...turn your monitor off. :/
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