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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Serperoth posted:

The sale price is 89 dollars.
$20 too much
e:

Piss Meridian posted:

On sale, 22% off!
Oh wow, the cents:aaa:

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



The Lone Badger posted:

In Europe this is perfectly normal.

Are you sure about that, they always mock me when I go outside in my cum-soaked clothes. Although I guess it could be for various other reasons

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Splicer posted:

$20 too much
e:

Oh wow, the cents:aaa:

Try 89 pounds too much. No joke, I used to be a processor for a thrift store (the person in the back that sorts thru all the donated crap). I would've thrown that in the bale pile as unsellable, Polo or not.

$100 for something a thrift store would rather send to be shredded and recycled than put on the 99 cent rack.

fake edit: ooooh, now I just got both your jokes. nice

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Piss Meridian posted:

On sale, 22% off!

89 * 0.78 = 69.42(0)

:eyepop:

That is a deep, deep cut, what I come to this site for. Also because I can't go outside in my cum clothes.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Phlegmish posted:

89 * 0.78 = 69.42(0)

:eyepop:

That is a deep, deep cut, what I come to this site for. Also because I can't go outside in my cum clothes.

I wasn't even joking I was pointing out the comment about it being cheap but :captainpop: about that math

And yeah I missed the pound sign, way too used to seeing dollars on internet prices

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Try 89 pounds too much. No joke, I used to be a processor for a thrift store (the person in the back that sorts thru all the donated crap). I would've thrown that in the bale pile as unsellable, Polo or not.

$100 for something a thrift store would rather send to be shredded and recycled than put on the 99 cent rack.

fake edit: ooooh, now I just got both your jokes. nice
I always wondered how thrift stores decided what was worth putting out there. I see shirts with logos for places/events nobody other than the original owner would give a poo poo about(not even cool logos, just generic bar/marathon/etc names) and wonder just how bad something has to be to not make the cut. Is it just a matter of condition and everything that passes gets shoveled out there? Obviously depends on the thrift store, but still.

Piss Meridian posted:

On sale, 22% off!
:vince:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Haifisch posted:

I always wondered how thrift stores decided what was worth putting out there. I see shirts with logos for places/events nobody other than the original owner would give a poo poo about(not even cool logos, just generic bar/marathon/etc names) and wonder just how bad something has to be to not make the cut. Is it just a matter of condition and everything that passes gets shoveled out there? Obviously depends on the thrift store, but still.

:vince:

I definitely got a shirt for a 1992 half-marathon one time. Ugly as sin. I wonder if anyone ever noticed and thought "...that dude got started young with marathons."

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


I’ve got a T-shirt that’s basically all about baking muffins for some American pro-life cause because, as it says on the back (I’m paraphrasing because I can’t be bothered to dig it out), “not every child gets to eat a muffin” (because they got aborted). The cartoony picture of the muffin has blood on. I bought it at a charity stall in Romania - I guess that’s where they send the ones that America don’t want any more.

I should add I’m not pro-life, but it was too hosed-up to leave on the shelf (took me about five minutes to get my head around the fact that someone had paid to print these), and too hosed-up to actually wear.

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe

quidditch it and quit it posted:

I’ve got a T-shirt that’s basically all about baking muffins for some American pro-life cause because, as it says on the back (I’m paraphrasing because I can’t be bothered to dig it out), “not every child gets to eat a muffin” (because they got aborted). The cartoony picture of the muffin has blood on. I bought it at a charity stall in Romania - I guess that’s where they send the ones that America don’t want any more.

I should add I’m not pro-life, but it was too hosed-up to leave on the shelf (took me about five minutes to get my head around the fact that someone had paid to print these), and too hosed-up to actually wear.

Please dig this shirt out and show us, I'm begging here

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
I would make some alterations and wear it as often as possible

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


Telemaze posted:

Please dig this shirt out and show us, I'm begging here

I’ve never used imgur before so hopefully this works:


https://i.imgur.com/3aS568j.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/k2E3a4c.jpg

So it was cupcakes, not muffins. Also the website is still active and it’s as reprehensible as you’d imagine it was.

Captainsalami
Apr 16, 2010

I told you you'd pay!
Holy poo poo. Thats....that's something alright.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

Not so much a dumb marketing move, more of an extremely poor timing marketing move.

https://twitter.com/davejorgenson/status/1262739561484095488

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Phlegmish posted:

Are you sure about that, they always mock me when I go outside in my cum-soaked clothes. Although I guess it could be for various other reasons

Was it after labor day?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

only on Fire Island

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Solice Kirsk posted:

Was it after labor day?

About nine months prior, usually.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Nostradingus posted:

About nine months prior, usually.

:dadjoke:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

A 1960s example, advertising outfit changes for airline stewardesses on a flight:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TZXryuhSMg

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe

quidditch it and quit it posted:

I’ve never used imgur before so hopefully this works:


https://i.imgur.com/3aS568j.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/k2E3a4c.jpg

So it was cupcakes, not muffins. Also the website is still active and it’s as reprehensible as you’d imagine it was.

Holy poo poo who thought up that shirt. I love how it's both really cheerful and totally grim at the same time. "~Enjoy a cupcake~ for all the DEAD BABIES"

Thanks for going to the trouble of posting it, it's somehow worse than I imagined!

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Haifisch posted:

I always wondered how thrift stores decided what was worth putting out there. I see shirts with logos for places/events nobody other than the original owner would give a poo poo about(not even cool logos, just generic bar/marathon/etc names) and wonder just how bad something has to be to not make the cut. Is it just a matter of condition and everything that passes gets shoveled out there? Obviously depends on the thrift store, but still.

Content on printed stuff was mostly "whatever" except no profanity, images that were innappropriate for all ages, nothing with marijuana leaves on it, etc. Otherwise, anything goes.

Condition, we looked for the following (and I still instinctively do while folding my own laundry sometimes, lol):
-armpit stains
-frayed necklines
-men's button downs, look for ring-around-the-collar
-crotch on pants (that's the first thing to wear out)
-buttons/zippers on pants

We wouldn't sell anything stained, with holes, and since our place didn't wash the clothes (some do, some don't), anything that smelled of smoke, had pet hair, etc got baled. So we'd do that as a frontline check, then do another look when we put them on hangers, and then a 3rd person would eyeball it while putting the price tags on.

Didn't matter if it was Ralph Lauren or Uncle Ralph's 1992 Family Reunion BBQ, if the condition sucked, into the bale.

(Me, I would've baled that cupcake shirt just because.)

edit: on re-read, I repeated myself

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Part of the draw is to get weird rear end shirts from thrift stores. My favorite shirt came from one. It has a picture of a raccoon with the word raccoon printed under it. I couldn't ask for more.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Push El Burrito posted:

Part of the draw is to get weird rear end shirts from thrift stores. My favorite shirt came from one. It has a picture of a raccoon with the word raccoon printed under it. I couldn't ask for more.

Absolutely. The Goodwill where I live now just flings all their t-shirts into a 99 cent bin and my husband and I love digging through it in a competition to find the most absurd shirt.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I always wonder about the urban myth of pallets and pallets of shirts for, like, the losing team at the Superbowl, ending up in Fiji or Namibia or something. Was there ever any substance to that?

PirateDentist
Mar 28, 2006

Sailing The Seven Seas Searching For Scurvy

Memento posted:

I always wonder about the urban myth of pallets and pallets of shirts for, like, the losing team at the Superbowl, ending up in Fiji or Namibia or something. Was there ever any substance to that?

It's true! Some amount of merch is pre-printed for immediate sale.

https://good360.org/blog-posts/good360-and-nfl-team-up-to-turn-super-bowl-loss-into-a-win-win/

E: Some other details https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/29884/what-happens-losing-teams-championship-shirts

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Memento posted:

I always wonder about the urban myth of pallets and pallets of shirts for, like, the losing team at the Superbowl, ending up in Fiji or Namibia or something. Was there ever any substance to that?

There was a documentary we had to watch in my anthropology class all about the tshirt trade in Africa. I cannot remember what it was called though

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
It's to the point where at least one African country banned clothing imports so their domestic industry had a chance.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Memento posted:

I always wonder about the urban myth of pallets and pallets of shirts for, like, the losing team at the Superbowl, ending up in Fiji or Namibia or something. Was there ever any substance to that?

When I was in the Navy, resale shops would send us shredded up clothes in bales to use as rags around the ship.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Iron Prince posted:

When I was in the Navy, resale shops would send us shredded up clothes in bales to use as rags around the ship.

You don't have to be in the Navy, you can buy a box of shredded up t-shirts at your favorite local national big-box hardware chain, it's very exciting.when you get a big chunk if premium (Glidan/Haines etc) cotton to wipe all the excess lube off your pipe!

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Getting bales of lint-free shop rags is great, I think they're old hospital sheets, cut up and the edges are hemmed. Really good quality ones were expensive but worth it when you're rebuilding things that could be sensitive to errant fibers.

knife_of_justice
Aug 12, 2007

103 and still BITCHIN'

Brawnfire posted:

I definitely got a shirt for a 1992 half-marathon one time. Ugly as sin. I wonder if anyone ever noticed and thought "...that dude got started young with marathons."

I went on a school exchange to Rzeszòw, Poland as a kid and I can safely say that there is where a lot of those T-shirts eventually end up. My host family spent many a lazy day clad in functional loose-fitting niche corporate or marathon T-shirts with things like ‘SANDMAN BUILDING SUPPLIES, 1990-2000, LET’S BUILD THE NEXT TEN YEARS TOGETHER’ or ‘I RAN FOR MAUREEN - ENGLEWOOD NJ - 14 JULY 1991’ without any clue of the original cause or who Maureen was.

It could be that thrift stores just distribute the non-saleable stuff to foreign markets.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/elimanning/status/1264665636392894464?s=21

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'm just trying to figure out which ones he's not putting it in

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Yes I definitely want people to see this in my house

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
You know it's aimed at those goony single men that loves them bacon and pork and is shameless about their consumption of pornography

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/EnricoMarino18/status/1264768456500613122?s=19

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Tired Moritz posted:

You know it's aimed at those goony single men that loves them bacon and pork and is shameless about their consumption of pornography

The porn hub logo is actually by far the least :yikes: part of that product

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RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


This could be the most delicious seasoning in the world and I still wouldn't want to buy it.

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