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Solice Kirsk posted:Are trucks a spectrum now too? Have been for a while
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# ? May 20, 2020 01:24 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:18 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Are trucks a spectrum now too? no, its a model of car. made by ford tho E: gently caress, made by chevy
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# ? May 20, 2020 02:08 |
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Trucks are a type of sandwich
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# ? May 20, 2020 02:10 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Trucks are a type of sandwich I'll fuckle a truck, but I won't fuckle a sandwich.
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# ? May 20, 2020 02:14 |
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I like my trucks well done, with ketchup
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# ? May 20, 2020 02:18 |
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SubponticatePoster posted:"Experts said it was the first time a terrorism charge had been laid over violence tied to incels, a term that refers to self-described “involuntary celibates.”"
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# ? May 20, 2020 03:25 |
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Lol
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# ? May 20, 2020 03:48 |
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I swear I've seen this post years ago. The funny thing is that he's not wrong, and that's kind of exactly what the counselor is talking about; the way people form mental images and definitions of things from the moment they're born.
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# ? May 20, 2020 06:42 |
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Isn't that just pattern recognition? Something almost every species develops in some capacity? It feels like a very underwhelming observation.
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# ? May 20, 2020 06:54 |
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Outrail posted:Isn't that just pattern recognition? Something almost every species develops in some capacity? It feels like a very underwhelming observation. Yes, the simplicity of the idea helps explain the concept of psychological stereotypes within the context of the story.
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# ? May 20, 2020 06:57 |
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Outrail posted:Isn't that just pattern recognition? Something almost every species develops in some capacity? It feels like a very underwhelming observation. It sounds more like she was describing a basic Platonic theory of forms but realised she had to dumb it down a lot for the sake of the goon, but still overestimated him.
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# ? May 20, 2020 08:26 |
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Outrail posted:Isn't that just pattern recognition? Something almost every species develops in some capacity? It feels like a very underwhelming observation. I think she’s just dumbing it down for him, but yes, other species do it too. There was a study from MIT that looked at this sort of by accident, because what it was originally focused on was roadkill. Somebody noticed that crows were getting hit by trucks on the Mass Turnpike at higher rates than you’d expect, so they did some field study to figure out why. It had to do with pattern recognition and murder behavior (murder of crows, I mean), and how they set “watchcrows” to warn the group of danger while they fed on other roadkill. Crows can definitely tell the difference between trucks and cars, and it turned out that trucks were more dangerous because none of the Boston watchcrows could say “TRUCK!” but of course they could all say “CAH, CAH, CAH”
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# ? May 20, 2020 09:01 |
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Pirate Radar posted:I think she’s just dumbing it down for him, but yes, other species do it too. There was a study from MIT that looked at this sort of by accident, because what it was originally focused on was roadkill. Somebody noticed that crows were getting hit by trucks on the Mass Turnpike at higher rates than you’d expect, so they did some field study to figure out why. It had to do with pattern recognition and murder behavior (murder of crows, I mean), and how they set “watchcrows” to warn the group of danger while they fed on other roadkill. Crows can definitely tell the difference between trucks and cars, and it turned out that trucks were more dangerous because none of the Boston watchcrows could say “TRUCK!” but of course they could all say “CAH, CAH, CAH” Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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# ? May 20, 2020 09:24 |
Captain Hygiene posted:I like my trucks well done, with ketchup Truck circumcision is mutilation.
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# ? May 20, 2020 09:35 |
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Pirate Radar posted:I think she’s just dumbing it down for him, but yes, other species do it too. There was a study from MIT that looked at this sort of by accident, because what it was originally focused on was roadkill. Somebody noticed that crows were getting hit by trucks on the Mass Turnpike at higher rates than you’d expect, so they did some field study to figure out why. It had to do with pattern recognition and murder behavior (murder of crows, I mean), and how they set “watchcrows” to warn the group of danger while they fed on other roadkill. Crows can definitely tell the difference between trucks and cars, and it turned out that trucks were more dangerous because none of the Boston watchcrows could say “TRUCK!” but of course they could all say “CAH, CAH, CAH” This is an act of violence
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# ? May 20, 2020 09:52 |
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Pirate Radar posted:I think she’s just dumbing it down for him, but yes, other species do it too. There was a study from MIT that looked at this sort of by accident, because what it was originally focused on was roadkill. Somebody noticed that crows were getting hit by trucks on the Mass Turnpike at higher rates than you’d expect, so they did some field study to figure out why. It had to do with pattern recognition and murder behavior (murder of crows, I mean), and how they set “watchcrows” to warn the group of danger while they fed on other roadkill. Crows can definitely tell the difference between trucks and cars, and it turned out that trucks were more dangerous because none of the Boston watchcrows could say “TRUCK!” but of course they could all say “CAH, CAH, CAH” BOOOOOOOOO
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# ? May 20, 2020 10:39 |
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Pirate Radar posted:I think she’s just dumbing it down for him, but yes, other species do it too. There was a study from MIT that looked at this sort of by accident, because what it was originally focused on was roadkill. Somebody noticed that crows were getting hit by trucks on the Mass Turnpike at higher rates than you’d expect, so they did some field study to figure out why. It had to do with pattern recognition and murder behavior (murder of crows, I mean), and how they set “watchcrows” to warn the group of danger while they fed on other roadkill. Crows can definitely tell the difference between trucks and cars, and it turned out that trucks were more dangerous because none of the Boston watchcrows could say “TRUCK!” but of course they could all say “CAH, CAH, CAH” You fucker.... .
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# ? May 20, 2020 10:43 |
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Pirate Radar posted:I think she’s just dumbing it down for him, but yes, other species do it too. There was a study from MIT that looked at this sort of by accident, because what it was originally focused on was roadkill. Somebody noticed that crows were getting hit by trucks on the Mass Turnpike at higher rates than you’d expect, so they did some field study to figure out why. It had to do with pattern recognition and murder behavior (murder of crows, I mean), and how they set “watchcrows” to warn the group of danger while they fed on other roadkill. Crows can definitely tell the difference between trucks and cars, and it turned out that trucks were more dangerous because none of the Boston watchcrows could say “TRUCK!” but of course they could all say “CAH, CAH, CAH” Well sonofabitch
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# ? May 20, 2020 11:25 |
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Pirate Radar posted:I think she’s just dumbing it down for him, but yes, other species do it too. There was a study from MIT that looked at this sort of by accident, because what it was originally focused on was roadkill. Somebody noticed that crows were getting hit by trucks on the Mass Turnpike at higher rates than you’d expect, so they did some field study to figure out why. It had to do with pattern recognition and murder behavior (murder of crows, I mean), and how they set “watchcrows” to warn the group of danger while they fed on other roadkill. Crows can definitely tell the difference between trucks and cars, and it turned out that trucks were more dangerous because none of the Boston watchcrows could say “TRUCK!” but of course they could all say “CAH, CAH, CAH” loving legendary
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# ? May 20, 2020 11:31 |
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Pirate Radar posted:I think she’s just dumbing it down for him, but yes, other species do it too. There was a study from MIT that looked at this sort of by accident, because what it was originally focused on was roadkill. Somebody noticed that crows were getting hit by trucks on the Mass Turnpike at higher rates than you’d expect, so they did some field study to figure out why. It had to do with pattern recognition and murder behavior (murder of crows, I mean), and how they set “watchcrows” to warn the group of danger while they fed on other roadkill. Crows can definitely tell the difference between trucks and cars, and it turned out that trucks were more dangerous because none of the Boston watchcrows could say “TRUCK!” but of course they could all say “CAH, CAH, CAH”
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# ? May 20, 2020 11:56 |
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Pirate Radar posted:I think she’s just dumbing it down for him, but yes, other species do it too. There was a study from MIT that looked at this sort of by accident, because what it was originally focused on was roadkill. Somebody noticed that crows were getting hit by trucks on the Mass Turnpike at higher rates than you’d expect, so they did some field study to figure out why. It had to do with pattern recognition and murder behavior (murder of crows, I mean), and how they set “watchcrows” to warn the group of danger while they fed on other roadkill. Crows can definitely tell the difference between trucks and cars, and it turned out that trucks were more dangerous because none of the Boston watchcrows could say “TRUCK!” but of course they could all say “CAH, CAH, CAH”
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# ? May 20, 2020 13:17 |
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SubponticatePoster posted:"Experts said it was the first time a terrorism charge had been laid over violence tied to incels, a term that refers to self-described “involuntary celibates.”"
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# ? May 20, 2020 13:19 |
Pirate Radar posted:I think she’s just dumbing it down for him, but yes, other species do it too. There was a study from MIT that looked at this sort of by accident, because what it was originally focused on was roadkill. Somebody noticed that crows were getting hit by trucks on the Mass Turnpike at higher rates than you’d expect, so they did some field study to figure out why. It had to do with pattern recognition and murder behavior (murder of crows, I mean), and how they set “watchcrows” to warn the group of danger while they fed on other roadkill. Crows can definitely tell the difference between trucks and cars, and it turned out that trucks were more dangerous because none of the Boston watchcrows could say “TRUCK!” but of course they could all say “CAH, CAH, CAH” Thank you for ruining my day.
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# ? May 20, 2020 14:49 |
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Haters vacate, this is great
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# ? May 20, 2020 16:02 |
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Pirate Radar posted:I think she’s just dumbing it down for him, but yes, other species do it too. There was a study from MIT that looked at this sort of by accident, because what it was originally focused on was roadkill. Somebody noticed that crows were getting hit by trucks on the Mass Turnpike at higher rates than you’d expect, so they did some field study to figure out why. It had to do with pattern recognition and murder behavior (murder of crows, I mean), and how they set “watchcrows” to warn the group of danger while they fed on other roadkill. Crows can definitely tell the difference between trucks and cars, and it turned out that trucks were more dangerous because none of the Boston watchcrows could say “TRUCK!” but of course they could all say “CAH, CAH, CAH”
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# ? May 20, 2020 16:10 |
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That's a top tier joke
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# ? May 20, 2020 16:10 |
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goddamn, hoss, and you even posted it in the quotes thread and saved me the trouble
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# ? May 20, 2020 16:16 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:I, too, navigate primarily using the screams stemming from the horror of my own existence purple death ray posted:echolamentation
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# ? May 20, 2020 21:52 |
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Am I the only person on this site who’d heard that joke before? I don’t mean to be a wet blanket, but at this point I’m genuinely curious. It’s been going around a long time. Maybe it’s such a groaner that no one can bear to repeat it.
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# ? May 20, 2020 21:59 |
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I've heard it before too, but what I appreciated isn't the joke per se (it is a good joke), it's deploying it into a conversation that's already talking about pattern recognition and trucks, and watching everyone hit the ground face first when Pirate Radar pulls the rug out from under 'em
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# ? May 20, 2020 22:09 |
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Trucks: it's all about delivery.
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# ? May 20, 2020 22:19 |
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Phy posted:I've heard it before too, but what I appreciated isn't the joke per se (it is a good joke), it's deploying it into a conversation that's already talking about pattern recognition and trucks, and watching everyone hit the ground face first when Pirate Radar pulls the rug out from under 'em It’s much more effective when you work it into a seemingly regular conversation. Some versions of it write the last line like “all of them could say CAH CAH CAH but none of them could say TRUCK!” which is wrong, the CAH CAH CAH has to be the last thing you say because people won’t really be listening to anything after that
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# ? May 21, 2020 00:46 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:I, too, navigate primarily using the screams stemming from the horror of my own existence purple death ray posted:echolamentation
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# ? May 21, 2020 01:07 |
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Platystemon posted:Am I the only person on this site who’d heard that joke before?
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# ? May 21, 2020 01:23 |
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So you all didn’t recognise the joke till it was too late.
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# ? May 21, 2020 02:57 |
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Platystemon posted:So you all didn’t recognise the joke till it was too late. Why are you like this?
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# ? May 21, 2020 03:26 |
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Platystemon posted:So you all didn’t recognise the joke till it was too late. Yes, much like your mother.
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# ? May 21, 2020 03:54 |
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Platystemon posted:So you all didn’t recognise the joke till it was too late. Maybe most people are slower than you at recognizing jokes because they don’t see one in the mirror every day
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# ? May 21, 2020 04:06 |
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If you all recognised jokes faster, I wouldn’t have to tell you to turn on your monitor.
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# ? May 21, 2020 04:25 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:18 |
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Platystemon posted:If you all recognised jokes faster, I wouldn’t have to tell you to turn on your monitor. I won’t be crass like the other poster and suggest your mother is slow with jokes, after all, she got the fastest joke of all time 9 months before you were born
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# ? May 21, 2020 04:32 |