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Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





COVID-420 posted:

I don't think the USA is going to "get away" with all the death and the lost jobs and gutted state budgets.

I don't think the Chuds or anybody will be able to pretend everything is normal for that much longer.

What feels more up in the air is how Americans are going to react to it all. More blind hatred and ignorance, sure. More drinking and heroin use, sure. But I think there's going to be some new stuff too. But I don't know what it will be.


Nah. Lockdowns work. New York State ain't cooking the books that badly and the NYS drop is driving the trend more than anything.

You're being a jerk by putting me in this position because I'm the first person to post new "we are cooking the gd books" articles in this thread. Trust me I know we are cooking them books :mad:

I'd like to see the US trend line with NY, CT, NJ etc removed.

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Man Musk posted:

covid demonstration in China, asking for rent freeze

https://twitter.com/JenniferHYChan/status/1247087254344007680

wow so communist

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

2DCAT posted:

Yeah but Russia only has like 3 deaths so they're actually good op.

is that the three doctors that fell out of windows?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

why are these chuds governors still doing press conferences?

just stop, its not like the media will ever actually stand up to you.

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


someone post the c-spam model or link that

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

Sir Tonk posted:

why are these chuds governors still doing press conferences?

just stop, its not like the media will ever actually stand up to you.

attention

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
May 19th Cum. Deaths Update



C-SPAM University Model vs Epidemiologists:


C-SPAM vs C-SPAM

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Leon Sumbitches posted:

I'd like to see the US trend line with NY, CT, NJ etc removed.

Last I saw was this one

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Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


https://twitter.com/DenverChannel/status/1262849029035065344?s=19

People are going apeshit now that they have been unleashed. Colorado doesn't have beaches, so everyone is swarming a frigid mountain creek to go tubing? For reference, this is many times more busy than I ever remember seeing it.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





jisforjosh posted:

Last I saw was this one



Yea that's the one. Gonna want to keep an eye on that one.

E: been digging around covidtracking.com and can't see anything like this, anyone have a better source?

Leon Sumbitches has issued a correction as of 04:16 on May 20, 2020

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

Man Musk posted:

covid demonstration in China, asking for rent freeze

https://twitter.com/JenniferHYChan/status/1247087254344007680

ahh yes

phase 2 begins in China

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Going buck wild for freedom

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


jisforjosh posted:

Last I saw was this one



Here was a maybe more updated one

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Man Musk posted:

covid demonstration in China, asking for rent freeze

https://twitter.com/JenniferHYChan/status/1247087254344007680

why does a communist country have rent?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Penisaurus Sex posted:

How do you make any judgment about case trends when we have evidence that at least several states (TX, FL, GA, VA, CO) are reporting untrue numbers?

source on TX?

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

SKULL.GIF posted:

why does a communist country have rent?

i think mao must have liked landlords or something, can't remember the specifics but i'm pretty sure he gave them lots of attention

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

blue squares posted:

source on TX?

Texas is adding antibody tests into their test results to inflate test numbers and improve the positive rate

https://www.texasobserver.org/covid-19-tests-combine-texas/

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

SKULL.GIF posted:

why does a communist country have rent?

China is authoritarian capitalist now

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Man Musk posted:

covid demonstration in China, asking for rent freeze

https://twitter.com/JenniferHYChan/status/1247087254344007680


meme of Pompeo sweating over buttons labelled 'Support Anti-CCP Rent Strikers' and 'Crush American Rent Strikers'

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




BONGHITZ posted:

people who walk around without masks are insane monsters

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
mao gave landlords special privileges

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Texas is adding antibody tests into their test results to inflate test numbers and improve the positive rate

https://www.texasobserver.org/covid-19-tests-combine-texas/

thank you

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

BONGHITZ posted:

people who walk around without masks are insane monsters

this is just referring to indoors yes? not like on the sidewalk where no one else is

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


blue squares posted:

this is just referring to indoors yes? not like on the sidewalk where no one else is

guilty conscience spotted

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




SKULL.GIF posted:

guilty conscience spotted

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




buddy I wear a mask to get the mail or take the trash out

granted I'm in an apartment with a poorly ventilated stairwell but still

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Texas is adding antibody tests into their test results to inflate test numbers and improve the positive rate

https://www.texasobserver.org/covid-19-tests-combine-texas/

I think colorado and virginia are doing this too?

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




snoo posted:

buddy I wear a mask to get the mail or take the trash out


Also Clorox wiping my mail

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/jowrotethis/status/1262941711371649024

https://twitter.com/jowrotethis/status/1262941742115897344

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Tony Hawk seems like a legitimately very cool guy

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006
Georgia’s been open more than two weeks by now right? No hospitals overwhelmed? Looks like the worst is over. Looks like the alarmism was overblown. Back to normal!

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
https://twitter.com/tonyhawk/status/844308362070151168?s=20

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
I find it annoying that the metric used here is tests administered rather than number of people tested. A lot of people are being tested multiple times, especially when there is a cluster, so the number of tests done can be misleading.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Lolie posted:

I find it annoying that the metric used here is tests administered rather than number of people tested. A lot of people are being tested multiple times, especially when there is a cluster, so the number of tests done can be misleading.

Misleading is the point.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




^u fucker

Lolie posted:

I find it annoying that the metric used here is tests administered rather than number of people tested. A lot of people are being tested multiple times, especially when there is a cluster, so the number of tests done can be misleading.

"can be"

lol

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

May 19th Cum. Deaths Update



C-SPAM University Model vs Epidemiologists:


C-SPAM vs C-SPAM


hell yeah I win get the gently caress in

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Stereotype posted:

Tony Hawk seems like a legitimately very cool guy

he is an angel

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Yeah, it's been more than long enough that you'd expect him to have milkshake ducked by now if he was anything other than what he seems to be.

UnknownTarget
Sep 5, 2019

Inceltown posted:

Yeah, it's been more than long enough that you'd expect him to have milkshake ducked by now if he was anything other than what he seems to be.



Milkshake what?

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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 days!

386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

whats the cspam covid thread consensus on the falling daily US cases anyway

are the infections actually down or is it some accounting bullshit

it's definitely going to shoot back up into exponential territory in a few weeks right? or are enough people staying inside that it's just going to creep up or stay flat until 2030

Unless testing is mandated and forced we will not have accurate counts. The virus is asymptomatic or has very minor symptoms in a huge number of confirmed infections so nobody is going out and getting tested.

There was a report of a prison here in TN with over a thousand inmates and staff infected and 98% were totally asymptomatic.

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