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Cao Ni Ma posted:poo poo flows down so if they catch you not doing your job someones gonna catch wind of it and gently caress you up because if they dont then a 2 star is going to be making GBS threads down your bosses throat Isn't anyone with stars in that position bc they're politically reliable?
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shovelbum posted:Don't MPs skew heavily chud tho I dunno if they mostly skew chud but they sure do skew bullshit-rule-enforcing-rear end in a top hat. telling me i can't be drunk on base in my 3 star underwear motherfucker i am the commanding officer of an entire ocean!!!!
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snoo posted:gently caress work tho
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shovelbum posted:Isn't anyone with stars in that position bc they're politically reliable? Yes, anyone above LTC is basically a politician in the military but if one thing transcends political ideology in the military is adherence to following rules, regardless of how good or incredibly stupid they are.
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Thrash Metal Drummer Awakens from Coronavirus Coma, Doesn't Think Satan Is That Cool Anymore Depressing Hail Satan
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https://mobile.twitter.com/WFLA/status/1263150115885375489 Desantis going this route
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/WFLA/status/1263150115885375489
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mdemone posted:CLEARLY LINEAR TRENDS ARE THE ONLY WAY TO UNDERSTAND DATA it's not a trend line though, it's just y = x plotted as a divider, to show that points above the line are increased r0, below are decreased r0 i'm sure the graph sucks for other reasons though
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Philthy posted:Why would you even consider sending kids back to school this year. poo poo some places have already canceled/remote 2021. spoiler: we're all going to do it in August
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Rauros posted:omg, stop. lymphocytes are a biomarker and the tip of the iceberg. please tease the lymphocytes out of this seriously oversimplified figure. exercise immunosuppression is like running a 100 mile race and catching a cold afterward...not being a bear daddy. Not to mention that lymphopenia is transient and returns to normal after 24h. And this isn't even necessarily an indicator of immune dysfunction. There's the "open window hypothesis" that claims that there is heightened risk in this window. But then again, there's also the "Acute Stress-Induced Immunoenhancement Hypothesis" that argues that immunosurveillance is actually improved directly after intense aerobic exercise. Then again, all of this evidence is starting to converge on the ultimate C-SPAM covid cure: Smoke heavily, drink heavily, and don't exercise.
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Just a reminder that if you work nights and weekends for two months to do an extremely urgent, life-saving job, your boss while fire your rear end and smear you as a sex offender in public because what you found out doesn't match the political agenda. RIP.
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Plank Walker posted:it's not a trend line though, it's just y = x plotted as a divider, to show that points above the line are increased r0, below are decreased r0 decreasing r0 does not matter unless you are reducing it below 1
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:Smoke heavily, drink heavily, and don't exercise. thank u doctor
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This is going to be the story going forward lmao. gently caress everything
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eric ciaramella posted:decreasing r0 does not matter unless you are reducing it below 1 yeah and the graph has it as never being above 1 at any point which is incredibly suspect
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eric ciaramella posted:decreasing r0 does not matter unless you are reducing it below 1 just loving around with a calculator r0 of 1.5 vs 3 is the difference between a peak of 50 deaths a day vs 150,000~ a day so uselss isn't exactly the right word.
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shovelbum posted:Isn't anyone with stars in that position bc they're politically reliable? Not always, there are a rare few who are actually competent and they're the ones who hold the entire edifice together
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Starks posted:This is going to be the story going forward lmao. gently caress everything its cause theres no testing being done at all p much
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Wondering if Disney is waiting for any legislation to be passed shielding them from lawsuits if (when) outbreaks are traced back to the park opening up.
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tangy yet delightful posted:Wondering if Disney is waiting for any legislation to be passed shielding them from lawsuits if (when) outbreaks are traced back to the park opening up. That's 100% it. Disney is going to be the single largest vector if they re-open and everyone that gets sick there is going to be seeing dollar signs. I'd be shocked if they haven't already backed up dump trucks full of cash to the governor's mansion.
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fosborb posted:lol Iowa has never done anything beyond yellow and is moving everything to green this Friday. movie theaters and casinos open at 50% capacity lmao Casinos are basically the only thing not included, I think. But lol at bars opening up and even more lol at movie theaters. Who the gently caress is gonna go sit in an enclosed room with stagnant air with a bunch of strangers for 2-3 hours? That's Rona Roulette. The bars thing pises me off because it is just a complete and total abdication of responsibility by the state government. Just puts it entirely on individuals so they can wash their hands of it when people ignore the "suggestions" and get drunk in a crowded bar all night yelling and singing in other drunk people's faces.
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I don't give a gently caress about businesses
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snoo posted:I don't give a gently caress about businesses what the gently caress has a business ever done for me
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Thoguh posted:Casinos are basically the only thing not included, I think. i have a real "andy griffith and the fun girls" type of situation in downtown des moines where some girls I dated back in the day like to get sloshed and come by my place at 1 AM. I haven't had to deal with that in months, but I have a feeling that changes after this Friday lol
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:in movie theatres you shut the gently caress up. in churches you sing hymns. people don’t shut up in theaters idk where you see movies maybe Gallaudet
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tangy yet delightful posted:Wondering if Disney is waiting for any legislation to be passed shielding them from lawsuits if (when) outbreaks are traced back to the park opening up. The good news of reopening sent prices higher, but any news about "this doesn't meet the guidelines" or any shooting down of an opening will knock that stock price down. They're going to delay and slow walk their plan in order to build hype and keep number UP! UP! UP! because the moment they put poo poo in writing people are actually going to see 1) how poo poo it is, or 2) how much it's going to cost to do effectively, and either one of those will hurt prices.
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Apraxin posted:https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1263096277568552960 i just stepped inside a store for the first time in a month because i had to pick up my prescription, and of course i wore a mask but, unlike matt walsh, i did not immediately think about doing some shoplifting
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euphronius posted:Are we at 100k yet this weekend prob
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Pennsylvania has released a searchable database of nursing homes https://6abc.com/health/search-database-of-covid-19-numbers-at-pa-nursing-homes/6199440/ Of note quote:The state's worst nursing home outbreak - and one of the worst nationally - is at Brighton Rehabilitation and Wellness Center in Beaver County, near the Ohio border, where 358 residents and 25 workers have contracted the virus, and 76 have died. The Health Department has installed a temporary manager at Brighton, and the National Guard has been sent there and to other nursing homes with severe outbreaks.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Pennsylvania has released a searchable database of nursing homes Jesus loving Christ
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