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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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muscles like this! posted:

While it isn't killing off a character the unabridged version of Les Miserables has a long rear end section about the battle of Waterloo which is ended by mentioning a side character was there.

I remember that book going insane for bit characters, like that bishop JV-J stole the candlesticks got this endless and tiresome section which I suppose was meant to expound upon his piety but coming off a musical where his scene is like two minutes during a cool song it seemed interminable.

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wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

thepopmonster posted:



"Ach! always with the nerves! All this time thinking and planning, and it all comes down to this -", thought the man known only as "Target B" as he moved through the aisles - " all I have to do is to get the dog to move past, and then heel."

I just wanted you to know I saw that.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Brawnfire posted:

I remember that book going insane for bit characters, like that bishop JV-J stole the candlesticks got this endless and tiresome section which I suppose was meant to expound upon his piety but coming off a musical where his scene is like two minutes during a cool song it seemed interminable.

Yeah I love that book but my God he goes on. I see people complain about Dickens or Stephen King being meandering and I'm like, I know a worse guy.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Serephina posted:

As a kiwi, I'm laughing at the idea of a farmer being given a lengthy description as if he was some sort of exotic creature. Like Matt, from over in Hamilton? What's next, a lurid description of the salacious lifestyle of a retail clerk?

I mean tbh that's basically the foundation of half of classic NZ literature—farmers being sad. The other half is drowning near a bach.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

When I was a kid, I read a book called Comrades of War, about a wehrmacht penal regiment of condemned criminals sent to the russian front (I should probably not have had that book as a kid).

There was one bit where an SS captain shouts at the main characters for one line, then we get two paragraphs about what happened to him, then like 1 line about the british soldier who oversaw his execution.

Didn't tie into anything but added realism. But I was like 9, so

Sven Hassel! Long story short the guy was entirely a fraud, he claimed to have been a war veteran but was actually a small time Danish failson/criminal/occupational police informant named Borge Pedersen who managed to get himself kicked out of the Danish Nazi Party during the occupation because he stole the party head's car, crashed it, and tried to impersonate a police officer to escape. Convicted of treason he only served a few years of his sentence before being released and wrote a bunch of what would best be described as "nihilist war porn", and was apparently the most successful Danish author of the 50s-70s period, from what I found a lot of his books (especially later ones) may have been ghost written by his wife and he apparently used the books as "proof" he'd fought for the Germans so that he could scam medical treatment from the German government.

Until his death Hassel maintained that he couldn't possibly have been this Pedersen guy, because how could he have been a police informant in Denmark if he'd been fighting on the Eastern Front?

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Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

muscles like this! posted:

While it isn't killing off a character the unabridged version of Les Miserables has a long rear end section about the battle of Waterloo which is ended by mentioning a side character was there.

That bit and the bit about the sewers were my favourite parts of the book.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Some of the historical stuff is actually helpful for modern readers who wouldn't know the relevant history of the place. The Count of Monte Cristo was a bit confusing for me til I checked the footnotes for info on Napoleon's interrupted reign, since the specifics of how that played out are so important to the plot.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Doctor Spaceman posted:

That bit and the bit about the sewers were my favourite parts of the book.

The sewers stuff was awesome, I would read a whole book of just sewer historicity.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
The version I have banished the sections on convents and argot to appendices and after reading them yeah, I can see why.

But I would also read a whole book about sewers.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

HopperUK posted:

Yeah I love that book but my God he goes on. I see people complain about Dickens or Stephen King being meandering and I'm like, I know a worse guy.

I don't know anyone who's read any unabridged Hugo that didn't think he sucked.

E: just checked the two-volume translation of Les miserables in my mum's bookcase and it's abridged. It's still more than 10 cm thick altogether.

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PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
the most enjoyable version of count of monte cristo is the psychedelic anime series Gankutsuo, and it's actually better than the source material. it's the greatest film adaptation by far.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

Doctor Spaceman posted:

The version I have banished the sections on convents and argot to appendices and after reading them yeah, I can see why.

Blasphemy.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I don't know anyone who's read any unabridged Hugo that didn't think he sucked.

E: just checked the two-volume translation of Les miserables in my mum's bookcase and it's abridged. It's still more than 10 cm thick altogether.

Sorry about your pathetic attention span.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The Count of Monte Cristo is a fun read, I thought. It's definitely got an episodic structure, complete with the side plots and stories that aren't necessarily important but are pretty fun on their own merits. It's kinda funny to imagine how it must have been at the time as it was published in newspapers, it must have been like the Game of Thrones of the day. Though probably better reception for the ending.

Actually would be interesting to see what people thought of famous stories at the time they were coming out. Probably a lot of startlingly familiar trends.

SerialKilldeer
Apr 25, 2014

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Actually would be interesting to see what people thought of famous stories at the time they were coming out. Probably a lot of startlingly familiar trends.

There's a book called Rotten Reviews and Rejections which quotes negative contemporary responses to books now considered classics.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
I was reading through an English translation of Count of Monte Cristo, and the forward mentioned how the writing style was very different and influential and appeals to modern audiences. I enjoyed the read thoroughly, thinking how accessible it is compared to other great classics (translated or not). It took a long while after to notice that tiny asterisk on the cover saying that it's an abridged version, and I've since felt like a dirty philistine.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Serephina posted:

I was reading through an English translation of Count of Monte Cristo, and the forward mentioned how the writing style was very different and influential and appeals to modern audiences. I enjoyed the read thoroughly, thinking how accessible it is compared to other great classics (translated or not). It took a long while after to notice that tiny asterisk on the cover saying that it's an abridged version, and I've since felt like a dirty philistine.

Shame on you, egg oval office.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I’m reading Les Miserables myself and while some sections read better than others I get what Hugo’s doing. He’s not writing about a group of characters, he’s writing about France in this period of history, between revolutions. It’s a big ambitious treatise on humanity and society.

There is something pleasurable about taking your time with something like that. A lot of individual chapters are kinda short so you can take it a little at a time.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

SerialKilldeer posted:

There's a book called Rotten Reviews and Rejections which quotes negative contemporary responses to books now considered classics.

Thanks for mentioning this, I find contemporary reactions fascinating.

I think I’ve mentioned it before but I wish there were more surviving fanworks prior to ‘zines being a thing as a way to understand peoples’ reaction to a work. I know Pamela was popular enough to get merch like playing cards featuring the characters, and in Little Women there’s a chapter dedicated to the sisters’ having their own fan club based on The Pickwick Papers, which in turn was based on Alcott’s own writing with friends.

Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

Thanks for mentioning this, I find contemporary reactions fascinating.

I think I’ve mentioned it before but I wish there were more surviving fanworks prior to ‘zines being a thing as a way to understand peoples’ reaction to a work. I know Pamela was popular enough to get merch like playing cards featuring the characters, and in Little Women there’s a chapter dedicated to the sisters’ having their own fan club based on The Pickwick Papers, which in turn was based on Alcott’s own writing with friends.

Check out the young Brontës' stories, RPF about Lord Byron, Wellington, Napoleon, etc. Some of them were published recently. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bront%C3%AB_family

I've definitely also seen 19th century Austen ripoff porn, but can't remember where.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Maxwell Lord posted:

I’m reading Les Miserables myself and while some sections read better than others I get what Hugo’s doing. He’s not writing about a group of characters, he’s writing about France in this period of history, between revolutions. It’s a big ambitious treatise on humanity and society.

There is something pleasurable about taking your time with something like that. A lot of individual chapters are kinda short so you can take it a little at a time.

I don't have time for that; I'm on a two books per week quota!

Anyway I'm currently reading something that, extremely surprisingly for a 1800s book by a Frenchman, doesn't need to be abridged at all but fits into the thread because every three pages the author stops to point out that black people are the ugliest creatures on earth, even uglier than the completely useless native Americans!



Also that lady in the red mini-dress on the cover is Robert Grant :shrug:

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I must know more about the Christian spies.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
Isn't Victor Hugo's whole thing that his stories are more abstract that most due to being about a time or place rather than a story? Like Hunchback of Notre Dame is basically about the fact that everyone will die but Notre Dame will live on despite that due to Hugo trying to draw attention to the building to get it looked after because he was one of the first people to give a poo poo about keeping historical architecture intact.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

I must know more about the Christian spies.

Summary of first 3 books


quote:

Forced to choose between military school and a Christian spy organization, skeptic Spencer Garmond signs on with the Bible geeks. But before he even boards the plane for Moscow, Spencer realizes this is no Bible club.

These guys mean business.

Stumbling onto a case involving a gang of homeless boys, a chilling tattoo, and the always beautiful Anya Vseveloda, Spencer struggles to find the faith needed to save the Mission League from enemy infiltration.



quote:

After an exhausting school year, Spencer is thrilled to discover that the summer training mission will take him and his fellow agents-in-training to Okinawa, a tropical paradise. But there's little time for R & R as Spencer must attend school, volunteer at a local martial arts training facility, and track and report a mysterious girl named Keiko.

Spencer thinks he knows exactly what to do, but the more he discovers about Keiko, the more questions he has. All he really wants to do is protect Keiko from her ex-boyfriend and stay out of trouble, but where Spencer Garmond is concerned, trouble is never far away.


quote:

It's here! The third, full-length novel in The Mission League series.

In the midst of training for the outdoor survival trip to Alaska, Spencer is distracted by a mysterious young woman—Nick's new girlfriend. He's not just wondering how someone that gorgeous would waste her time on a jerk like Nick, he recognizes this girl from her bit part in one of the cultish Jolt movies he's been investigating.

She's up to something, and Spencer is determined to find out what. As he gets closer to the truth, it becomes harder to know who to trust. Things are getting dangerous. Can Spencer figure out what's going on, or will this mystery leave him M.I.A?

A Worrying Warlock
Sep 21, 2009
What is a Jolt movie and where can I watch it?

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
Are the endless identical 90s Christian Horse Girl books still a thing, or was ripping off Sweet Valley Twins But With Jesus purely a generational fad

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



...but she can't stop worrying about the bears.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Tiggum posted:

...but she can't stop worrying about the bears.

PYF Terrible Book: but she can't stop worrying about the bears.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Agents are GO! posted:

PYF Terrible Book: but she can't stop worrying about the bears.

*Governor General of Canada's ears perk up*

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

TheKennedys posted:

Are the endless identical 90s Christian Horse Girl books still a thing, or was ripping off Sweet Valley Twins But With Jesus purely a generational fad

Ripping off x thing but with Jesus is an eternal trend in Christian culture, so it's probably just moved onto some other teen girl property. The real question is if Horse Girl books are still a thing.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
I was a kid in the 90s who was obsessed with ufos and the x-files and accidentally bought some "teens investigate ufo crash in the desert but christian". I don't remember much aside from the disappointment.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

BioEnchanted posted:

Isn't Victor Hugo's whole thing that his stories are more abstract that most due to being about a time or place rather than a story? Like Hunchback of Notre Dame is basically about the fact that everyone will die but Notre Dame will live on despite that due to Hugo trying to draw attention to the building to get it looked after because he was one of the first people to give a poo poo about keeping historical architecture intact.

Yes, the actual title of the book in French is Notre-Dame de Paris.

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost

Wait, do these four cousins look for love separately or.... together?

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

Danger - Octopus! posted:

Wait, do these four cousins look for love separately or.... together?

I really hope Cammy Tang isn't a pseudonym because white people writing Asian characters is always incredibly cringe, but it veers right off the road into 'loving insane racism' when it's romance novels or Christian fiction.

Treguna Mekoides
Jun 17, 2008

A witch is always a lady except when circumstances dictate otherwise.

GreenMetalSun posted:

I really hope Cammy Tang isn't a pseudonym because white people writing Asian characters is always incredibly cringe, but it veers right off the road into 'loving insane racism' when it's romance novels or Christian fiction.


You're goddamn right on that front. I'm glad to be bearer of good news! Camy Tang's website says this:
"I am a fourth generation Japanese American married to a third generation Chinese American (hence my Chinese last name)."

So she is Asian, but that doesn't necessarily mean her books aren't going to be gross in another way. They're likely not going to be racist against Chinese- or Japanese-American people, anyway. She might be racist toward other peoples; who can tell!

Speaking of South East Asian characters, I've been struggling to get through Last Call at the Nightshade Lounge by Paul Krueger. This book isn't even bad, per se. Krueger has pinoy heritage, so it's not that many of his characters are SEA that is a problem, either. The book is not offensive or cruel or sex-weird as previous stuff mentioned ITT.

It's the dialogue. I sometimes wonder if this guy has only ever heard Joss Whedon characters talk. Maybe his social circle is chock-full of just wits and snark 24/7? Here's a random page I've flipped to:



I can't bring myself to dislike the characters, because they're all so drat earnest, but I find myself zoning out when they have conversation. Maybe quarantine is making me unnecessarily judgmental or sour. I rarely pick up a book and don't finish it, because I'm pretty choosy, but I've been really bouncing off this book since I bought it some time ago. I'm going to try to sit down and really give it a fair shot this weekend.

(As an aside, I would suggest the Vorkosigan Saga by Lois McMaster Bujold as perfect quarantine reading. The Vorkosigan Saga has everything previously requested for a good sci-fi series, and it's critically underappreciated. There's also a whopping nineteen of the books and a few short stories, so you have something to wile away the hours. The TOR Blog reread threads are always a delight, if you want to look them up. I agree with almost all previous good book recs. I'll be adding any I haven't read yet to my own TBR list.)

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

So in 1985, Jim Hatfield (who would later write Fortunate Son, a fake expose on George W. Bush that led to his suicide when his extensive and insane criminal record came out and caused the book to collapse) wrote an unauthorized James Bond book that kills Bond off at the end, The Killing Zone. This is where he meets the Bond Girl:

quote:

"I know your name," she said haltingly, staring at his beach towel, "because..." she lowered her voice. Glanced around. They stood on the sun-washed terrace between the lobby doors and the parking lot. "Because my father has bugged some of the rooms. He's a little perverted, my father, I'm afraid. He likes to listen when people are making love. There's one in your room, and I listened when you went in there to talk to the other man called Felix. I wanted to find out what you're doing around here. I heard him call you Bond. And he's going to bring some guns today, and some spying equipment, and you're doing something secret. And it's not safe."

Bond relaxed a little and took his hand away from the gun. He believed her. He'd have to clean the microphones from his room immediately. What to do about the woman? Most men in his position would have killed her. But Bond wasn't like most "professionals." Still, last night in Bond's room, Leiter had mentioned the location of the temporary anchorage of the Buenaventura. So she'd know the objective, in a general way. If he ditched her, she'd probably follow him there, if he was any judge of character.

There was no choice - he had to enlist her.

Or was it, he wondered, just an excuse to get to know her more intimately?

"What's your name?"

"My name's Lotta."

"Lotta what?"

She smiled beguilingly. "Lotta Head."

Bond gave her an astonished look. "You are joking, of course?"

"No, I'm serious. My father named me after the wild night of lovemaking between he and my mother in which I was conceived."

"Your mother must have made your father a very happy man," Bond replied, trying to suppress a smile.

She moved closer to him and stood so near he could smell the Chanel No. 5; he thought he might fall into her deep blue eyes. "Bond... let me help you."

"You don't even know what I'm doing. You might not like it."

"Then tell me and let me be the judge."

He shook his head. "Not now. Maybe later, Lotta. If you promise not to get in my way today, I'll tell you tomorrow."

"Get in your way! You're a sexist, Mr. Bond! I would be a big help to you!"

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

Serephina posted:

I was reading through an English translation of Count of Monte Cristo, and the forward mentioned how the writing style was very different and influential and appeals to modern audiences. I enjoyed the read thoroughly, thinking how accessible it is compared to other great classics (translated or not). It took a long while after to notice that tiny asterisk on the cover saying that it's an abridged version, and I've since felt like a dirty philistine.

For what it's worth abridged versions of Count usually cut most of the first 2/5s of the book (Dante's "death" and the creation of the Count.)

While I love the book and have read the unabridged version, it really doesn't lose a lot by cutting straight to the Count plot. There's a reason most adaptations start there

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
Yeah, but Dantes' death is pretty funny. Also it's kind of key to the contrast - Edmond is a very nice person so seeing his behaviour as the count is an incredibly jarring experience, it shows just how badly the betrayal hit him. He completely abandons his humanity.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I can see the whole Dantes part being easily skippable depending on how you tell it, but kind of the point is that it's the tense build up to how his life is completely destroyed out of incredibly petty jealousy, cowardice and greed when he'd only just achieved modest success and happiness and showed nothing but good will towards the people who betrayed him. That said, it's a very different kind of story before the time skip, but I find it quite intense since there's so much emphasis on getting inside his head.

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AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

chitoryu12 posted:

Jim Hatfield (who would later write Fortunate Son, a fake expose on George W. Bush that led to his suicide when his extensive and insane criminal record came out and caused the book to collapse)

Anyone else initially read this sentence in a completely different way?

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