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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1263318537621381120?s=20

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Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





i wonder if theres afterlife

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

lmao trying to imagine a single class I ever took in 12 years of upper-middle class, mostly white public schooling spaced out to 6 feet per student

I think literally ONE is even plausible, BC calc which only had 12 people iirc. Literally every other class I took had 28 people at a bare minimum

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


remember Trump's first response to the virus was cut payroll tax and google is building a website

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Some reddit chud, outright, gave me 70% infected with a 0.33% death rate as an example of how it "isn't that bad"

7.5m dead, not a big deal

the hell kind of math you doing

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Jay-V posted:

yea this is what happens when your mind finally starts to piece together "oh this poo poo is for real."

some of us learn to deal with it. others cry about their right to not be confronted by reality lol

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Schools are so not opening in the fall


Trump'll tell the public the kids'll be fine and half the parents'll pretend to believe him because they have to go to work and finding a babysitter for the school day is going to be impossible.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

COVID-420 posted:

drat i've lived alone for the past five years because i'm an ADULT with my OWN PLACE like a real american should be

but i'm going to have to take in like...two roommates to get them bills paid

this sucks!!

Throuple time.

UnknownTarget
Sep 5, 2019

nooneofconsequence posted:

remember Trump's first response to the virus was cut payroll tax and google is building a website

Oh and Target/Wal-Mart testing centers. Remember those?

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



i miss the oldschool hard-boiled laconic news headlines

Apple, Google Useless

back in the day you wouldn't want to waste ink on all that other bullshit

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




VectorSigma posted:

i miss the oldschool hard-boiled laconic news headlines

Apple, Google Useless

back in the day you wouldn't want to waste ink on all that other bullshit

bring back the ex-tree ex-tree newsboys and those headlines will get sensational again.

now to collapse all electronic communications networks....

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

nooneofconsequence posted:

remember Trump's first response to the virus was cut payroll tax and google is building a website

the first response was weeks of saying it was fake dem hoax

human garbage bag
Jan 8, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
lol america is not only going to have 10 million die from the virus, they are also going to destroy their economy and their kids' futures trying in vain to stop it.

386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Some reddit chud, outright, gave me 70% infected with a 0.33% death rate as an example of how it "isn't that bad"

7.5m dead, not a big deal
that works out to about 750k not 7.5m, but still atrocious

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Dolphin posted:

My test came back positive. I got the vid!

I got the covid!

Covid19 baby!!

RIGHTEOUS!!

do a lets play thread

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


human garbage bag posted:

and their kids' futures

This was getting destroyed regardless

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


US is guaranteed not getting a president willing to take climate change seriously for minimum 5 more years now, it's already realistically over

TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008
The death rate is about 1%, <0.5% estimates based on rubbish antibody tests were pure fantasy

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




the death rate is 108%

Flunky
Jan 2, 2014


https://twitter.com/ms_dederobins/status/1263141578744397833

america will never beat the roni for the same reason it doesnt have healthcare: it ain't Homogenous Society enough

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Good Citizen posted:

You know what always turns out great?

Telling security at the airport "No"

i saw a dude yell at security for bending his belt

then he and his buddies did a lot of drugs (im assuming) and spent the entire flight hootin and hollerin, having fits, and harassing passengers

the airline did nothing but give them more booze

i assumed they were famous or something

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




lol

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



so basically all the colleges are planning to reopen in the fall lol this virus will never go away

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

save us big daddy tech

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



kazr posted:

save us big daddy trump

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

TRUMO

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Sir Tonk posted:

do a lets play thread

Is this a joke about let's play threads being abandoned

Nocturtle
Mar 17, 2007

Chris James 2 posted:

US is guaranteed not getting a president willing to take climate change seriously for minimum 5 more years now, it's already realistically over

This outbreak really hit home that our society is barely capable of sacrificing economic growth to proactively deal with a clear and immediate danger (people choking to death on their lungs). Expecting us to do anything to avert a crisis >10 years away with nebulous projected impacts is just not realistic.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Nocturtle posted:

This outbreak really hit home that our society is barely capable of sacrificing economic growth to proactively deal with a clear and immediate danger (people choking to death on their lungs). Expecting us to do anything to avert a crisis >10 years away with nebulous projected impacts is just not realistic.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Impkins Patootie posted:

i wonder if theres afterlife

Afterlife would imply you had a life to start with though.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

we're gonna be done with the herd immunity strat by fall, i think schools will be open shortly after the 1-3m dead in america toll is exacted

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004
Word here is they will be sending the students with IEPs and an extended school year back some time over the summer. I have a meeting tomorrow and hopefully I will get some more information. This would mean that I'd be back in the classroom. My students have higher needs behaviorally so it will give the parents a break. I will let everyone know what I hear tomorrow.

I did my usual volunteer shift at the unemployment office but there were fewer volunteers than before and there are people I talked to who haven't been laid since the state shut down. It's grim.

edit: i mean paid but I guess a lot of people aren't loving either right now

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Nocturtle posted:

This outbreak really hit home that our society is barely capable of sacrificing economic growth to proactively deal with a clear and immediate danger (people choking to death on their lungs). Expecting us to do anything to avert a crisis >10 years away with nebulous projected impacts is just not realistic.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Nocturtle posted:

It's pretty aggravating that the billionaires were 100% right to build their bunkers in NZ.

its probably why they're allowed to keep getting away with this utopian poo poo without the World Bank or whoever swooping in and crushing them

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1262978026826055682

Durf has issued a correction as of 06:14 on May 21, 2020

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

human garbage bag posted:

lol america is not only going to have 10 million die from the virus, they are also going to destroy their economy and their kids' futures trying in vain to stop it.

All because billionaire chuds didn't like the socialism of letting people get money to stay home.

Jay-V
Nov 8, 2009

kazr posted:

save us big daddy tech

wow , President musk!

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


euphronius posted:

I wish

I wish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYhzIRTRtWc

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!
America has never given more than thoughts and prayers after a grade school gets sprayed down with bullets--lol if you think kids, teachers, and parents dying from a flu is going to shut down daycare for America's wage slaves.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
A post for Snoo

quote:

If a medically informed response to a pandemic creates economic hardship so serious that the economic impacts are more deadly than the virus, you change your loving economic system not your response to disease.

Condemning someone to die of a preventable illness so that others don't die of engineered poverty is disgusting. Seriously, some of y'all dream so small. Our species can do so much better than this.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/RiegerReport/status/1263225032198836225

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