WILDTURKEY101 posted:

welcome to the living nightmare

https://www.deathtraitors.com/ if you want your own

Literally A Person posted:

I say probe her for 7, Bert!

Let the heads roll!!!!

Dell_Zincht posted:

MDMA is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun



(Yes, this is an old pic. Yes, I am wearing eyeliner and a UV dog collar. I do not regret these choices.)

Elentor posted:

And you shouldn't, UV stuff is cool.

My Shoes posted:

Burt is threatening to probe me. someone defend me.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Can I just ban her already

poopnanners posted:

I like My Shoes.

I like most of you.

Cosmic Thing posted:

Oh, is Burt flirting with My Shoes again?

Valko posted:

I never thought you would actually post a pic of yourself. Not the only time I've been proven wrong ITT. I'm going to be the odd man out here and say that none of you looked like I thought you would. For instance, I always imagined Burt looking like Scott Glenn. I thought BBC would have looked like an angry tow-truck driver with a baseball cap and a wad of chewing tobacco in his mouth. I thought LAP would have looked as weird and wacky as his posts. I figured My Shoes would have had jet black hair.

And everyone of you do not really fit the goon stereotype, you're mostly far too photogenic and neat.

My Shoes posted:

Burt is threatening to probe me. someone defend me.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

poopnanners posted:

The four seasons of poopnanners.

rear end-penny posted:

I was dressed for a wedding in my picture. My normal look is borderline homeless.

KakerMix posted:

20 years ago

poopnanners posted:

The four seasons of poopnanners.

Sitting Here posted:

goon evening~

neither me or john lydon approve of my self-cut quarantine bangs. On the bright side: sitting on this ugly-rear end futon in isolation for weeks on end finally convinced me to replace it.




it's cool that you can retract your beard in the spring and summer

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Your bangs are cool though??

Sitting Here posted:

only from the one very specific angle i am willing to share with the internet

in reality they are uneven as hell

Sitting Here posted:

you just got Mindfreaked*

*does anyone remember Criss Angel: Mindfreak, if not it's on Prime video and is worth it just for the pungent theme song

poopnanners posted:

I often hear people hating on bangs but I think they're cute. What's up with that?

numberoneposter posted:

Fanelien posted:

Only took me 3 goes to remember how to do this poo poo. Yes, red beard crew.

Sitting Here posted:

only from the one very specific angle i am willing to share with the internet

in reality they are uneven as hell

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

A lot of people were traumatized when their parents were killed due to the whole bang debacle

Sitting Here posted:

well it's like how a backwards baseball cap is how you know someone is a bro or insufferable douche

bangs is like forwards hair, which is the backward baseball cap of hair. There's a reason mullets keep the party in the back.

poopnanners posted:

I often hear people hating on bangs but I think they're cute. What's up with that?

Elentor posted:

Not all, but a lot of bangs are associated with movements or subcultures which more often than not carry some social stigma. Even front bangs, which seem to be perfectly neutral and inconspicuous can have connotations.

Guildenstern Mother posted:

This is from a discussion with a buddy on how one should handle the to shortage I think. I may have made my husband help me write the letters out and take the pic for other less savory purposes. You could be participating in my fetish unknowingly. That's the risk you took opening this thread.