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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
We need to get our mind magic so strong that we can telekineticaly puppet our own body to become a giant floating slob with noodle arms that can punch a behemoth's head off.

e: 6666 page snype hail satan.

Outrail fucked around with this message at 03:42 on May 21, 2020

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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
hail turbo-Satan who rose up against an unjust heavenly order because he personally knew how to run things better

Theglavwen
Jun 10, 2006

Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
Page mega-satan. Time for Diog to release the secret update where the watcher below us erupts and consumes our souls.

Olothreutes
Mar 31, 2007

TK-42-1 posted:

Honestly I highly doubt if the sandals are as pedantic as this thread.

Diogines posted:

As best as you have been able to figure out, unless you have a new theory, your magical sandals:

*Perpetually look like an old pair of well used leather sandals
*Are very, very comfortable
*Have grown to fit your feet for six years
*Delay the effects of tiredness, fatigue, hunger and thirst while you walk, though such feelings flood back if you stop moving and on at least one occasion nearly knocked you out when you used them to perform a superhuman feat of endurance using that effect
*Do not protect you from the heat of day or the chill of night
*Have no effect on you while running that you have noticed after wearing them for six years
*Your toenails are always perfectly neat and do not seem to grow long enough to need to be cut
*No one has noticed you are wearing the same sandals for six years, growing three feet during that time
*If you take them off and reveal them to moonlight, they appear to be made of a white leather with a texture like tree bark and are immaculately clean

They don't work while we are running.

Nice, turbo-satan page.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
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Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

Outrail posted:

We need to get our mind magic so strong that we can telekineticaly puppet our own body to become a giant floating slob with noodle arms that can punch a behemoth's head off.

e: 6666 page snype hail satan.
Praise Be!

Lanky Coconut Tree
Apr 7, 2011

An angry tree.

The angriest tree
hail satan who turned his back upon UR

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001


Ave Satanas.

A Terrible Person
Jan 8, 2012

The Dance of Friendship

Fun Shoe
I really miss Azzazel.

Diogines posted:

Praise Be!



:tinfoil:

vorebane
Feb 2, 2009

"I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters
I think I speak for all of us when I say :unsmigghh:

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

A Terrible Person posted:

I really miss Azzazel.

We should try to find someone who knows how to contact him.

A Terrible Person
Jan 8, 2012

The Dance of Friendship

Fun Shoe
Hail the Orm!

It was a pretty cool being once it stopped trying to erase/overwrite Enkidel's personality. Too bad El thinks it sucks.

E: plus it knows lots of Azzazels!

A Terrible Person fucked around with this message at 06:21 on May 21, 2020

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Diogines posted:

Praise Be!



Praise be!

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

.....








......

....Praise Asherah....




Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

ASAPRockySituation posted:

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......

....Praise Asherah....





Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Oh how I long for our carefree youth of casual experimentation with forces beyond our control.

Swedish Thaumocracy
Jul 11, 2006

Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0
Grimey Drawer
I had another Enkidel dream. It gave me direct access to the game files.
This is my best approximation of them before the dream fades. Read at your own peril!




Ok so we basically haven't left the tutorial zone. If the game is based on the real world, then we are slightly further south than what I expected. There are at least five comparable empires in our immediate region / possibly the map, and we've only met one. Sandwiches was a one-off raid area, forgotten empire theme. North of Ur is a more advanced human civ, think classical Greece. Possibly bird-people? They have the largest proper city in the game; "Alexandria". They are neutral to us for now.

South of us is Fake-Amoks empire. Gebek was strong but his city was just a backwater village. Fake-amok has several fortress cities on par with our Great Cities and at least one, possible three Baitel-sized cities in the centre of his empire. Fake-Amok is flagged permanently hostile.

The same goes for Nusku-land to our east.

Fare I don't know about. He could be the purple-bordered civ to our north-east or he could be a one-off raid. Unsure. What is more worrying is that he isn't the most pressing concern for us, there is a sleeping greater demon that has almost awoken somewhere in his mountains and we are going to have to fight it soon. I've dreamt about that thing before, it's a big fight. Bigger than Gebek. We have at most one more Jubilee to prepare, if that. Ideally we should go searching for it ourselves, before it wrecks the interior. We need real Mighty Man aid though. Our friends alone won't cut it. Better gear preferred. Avery will help with that I am pretty sure.

There is a +15 vs large monsters magic bow somewhere that we missed.



... and that's all I can remember.

Curious to see how right I was.

Lanky Coconut Tree
Apr 7, 2011

An angry tree.

The angriest tree

Swedish Thaumocracy posted:

I had another Enkidel dream. It gave me direct access to the game files.


There is a +15 vs large monsters magic bow somewhere that we missed.


... and that's all I can remember.

Curious to see how right I was.

yeah we left it in the temple along with the Art Statue

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3923998

I'm pretty sure there's a good link between this thread and our 6666, but I've got nothing.



Nettle Soup fucked around with this message at 10:42 on May 21, 2020

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




okay diog, the goal is met, time to reveal the truth

time to reveal how important it is for enkidel to devour the world

Hattie Masters
Aug 29, 2012

COMICS CRIMINAL
Grimey Drawer




Contributing to page MEGA-SATAN

Hattie Masters fucked around with this message at 12:48 on May 21, 2020

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Careful, we've had a lousy track record with doors.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Hail Mega-Satan, the guy who proved that when you try to overthrow God make drat sure you don't miss. An important lesson for Enkidel to remember.

Cornuto
Jun 26, 2012

For the pack!
The greatest trick Mega-Satan's ever pulled was convincing the world that an update happened.

Cornuto fucked around with this message at 13:45 on May 21, 2020

Wallet
Jun 19, 2006

Cornuto posted:

The greatest trick Mega-Satan's ever pulled was convincing the world that an update happened.

I thought it was an update with all the new posts, but it's just jolly old saint Satan. gently caress that guy, though.

Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.
I don't think I like Satan quite as much after this latest postcount trick...

Not cool, man.

Not cool.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



6. 66. 6. The Number of the Beast-east.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
REAL right voters are on page 13,332 you monsters you dopes you nincompoops

Brain Candy
May 18, 2006

Post counter goes brrrrrrr

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Hattie Masters posted:



Contributing to page MEGA-SATAN

Needs a crying melachim and mighty man Kelly with some quip

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



SniperWoreConverse posted:

Needs a crying melachim and mighty man Kelly with some quip

Divine “Wisdom”

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

SerSpook posted:

okay diog, the goal is met, time to reveal the truth

time to reveal how important it is for enkidel to devour the world

Next update will be up in a day or 2.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Hail mega-satan y'all.

Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008

*Enkidel firing arrows at demons tremelo-style in 8/8 time to the tune of Satanic Black Devotion*

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
Is Asherah our devil equivalent or would that be the underground watcher? We don't even have a Hell! How can we even have a Paradise?

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


ASAPRockySituation posted:

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....Praise Asherah....






hahah....what if..... just kidding .... unless..

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

I wonder what the Presence on that bad boy is

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!
Posting on the kilosatan page

The_Final_Stand
Nov 2, 2013

So cute and cuddly
Basscop, you fool. Clearly, this is just the decasatan page. The kilosatan would be 666,666.

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Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

CloFan posted:

I wonder what the Presence on that bad boy is
Do you have to wonder?

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