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if you live near the ocean you can save a ton of cash by harvesting fresh seaweed instead of paying those inflated store prices
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i made a red onion and chive scramble with gouda melted into it this morning OP
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# ? May 21, 2020 20:15 |
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I'm catching up on the thread. Polenta chat. Isn't polenta just grits? I heard a joke from either Alton Brown or Bobby Flay. edit: I think it was Michael Symon. Q: What's the difference between polenta and grits? A: About $15. Although isn't polenta normally yellow and grits white? Are they bleached or something? Anyway I made 6 boiled eggs. I'll have maybe two of them and a yogurt for breakfast. Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 02:51 on May 22, 2020 |
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If I'm up on my polenta vs. grits, polenta is made from yellow corn and is more coarse ground, grits are from white corn and finer. Someone correct me if I'm wrong. Speaking of, when I lived in Alexandria, there was a restaurant that did a breakfast grit bowl with a poached egg, Gouda grits, chorizo, pickled jalapeños, green salsa and cilantro. I've tried making it at home, but it's never as good. But it's still pretty great. LadyPictureShow fucked around with this message at 02:45 on May 22, 2020 |
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I've never had grits before but I heard cheesy grits are a thing and now I'm interested.
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# ? May 22, 2020 02:53 |
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At my school they offered everyone an option of getting breakfast delivered to you in the morning, instead of having to go to the campus breakfast yourself early in the morning. I took up the offer, and decided to get the same thing, M-F: Pork and Egg on a bun. It is now week 4 of this choice. I have, I believe, 7 more weeks to go. Not in the regret stage yet.
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# ? May 22, 2020 02:54 |
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just made some buckwheat pancakes for the first time in a while. p good, but you gotta get the batter real thin. much more purple than regular pancakes also substantially less cakey
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# ? May 22, 2020 03:32 |
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i like to swish around the warm bottom dregs of a forgotten cheap lager beer from a house party as an amuse bouche
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# ? May 22, 2020 03:37 |
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mods please change the thread title to Breakfast Nut tia
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# ? May 22, 2020 06:14 |
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Any suggestions if you like a good breakfast rut but your partner likes to sleep in?
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# ? May 22, 2020 06:19 |
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Outrail posted:Any suggestions if you like a good breakfast rut but your partner likes to sleep in? i like maximum sleep, doesnt matter whos next to me
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# ? May 22, 2020 07:02 |
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Maple syrup is good on breakfast sausage.
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# ? May 22, 2020 07:03 |
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The perfect morning is: Wake up, gently caress, go back to sleep, wake up, awkward shower sex, make breakfast, have a nap.
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# ? May 22, 2020 08:28 |
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Outrail posted:Any suggestions if you like a good breakfast rut but your partner likes to sleep in? gently caress them, let them nap, then go cook them breakfast, then gently caress them again
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# ? May 22, 2020 10:36 |
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Outrail posted:The perfect morning is: Wake up, gently caress, go back to sleep, wake up, awkward shower sex, make breakfast, have a nap. Shower sex sucks. Yeah i said it
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# ? May 22, 2020 13:08 |
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shower sex is not for penetrating its for luxuriating in the wet presence of the one before you also massage their scalp
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# ? May 22, 2020 13:11 |
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take it to the breakfast nut thread
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# ? May 22, 2020 13:14 |
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Statutory Ape posted:shower sex is not for penetrating its for luxuriating in the wet presence of the one before you That's not sex that's bathing together which is fine lol
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# ? May 22, 2020 13:16 |
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Dixville posted:That's not sex that's bathing together which is fine lol sorry i start my foreplay well in advance and also after im just a blockbuster tryna get a sequel E; tbh sorry i just realized this was the actual breakfast thread i thought this was the breakfast sex threadd
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# ? May 22, 2020 13:19 |
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Sometimes you wake up and have sex and then you take a shower together and you realize you got a little left in the tank! No shame! My favorite breakfast is to slice up a tomato, throw it on an I toasted bagel, then take a slice of Pepper Jack or Provolone and melt it over the tomatoes until the bagel is lightly toasted, then take it out of the oven and thrown some sliced avocado on the cheese while it’s cooking to bind to the fruit and make it stick together, then I streak it in Sriracha or Cholula. It’s so good every time
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# ? May 22, 2020 13:19 |
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Bust Rodd posted:Sometimes you wake up and have sex and then you take a shower together and you realize you got a little left in the tank! No shame! Yeah but getting sprayed with water while trying to gently caress always just felt awkward to me. I dunno i don't really enjoy showers at the best of times so maybe it's just me
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# ? May 22, 2020 13:21 |
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Dixville posted:Yeah but getting sprayed with water while trying to gently caress always just felt awkward to me. I dunno i don't really enjoy showers at the best of times so maybe it's just me yeah, it's one of those were I'm not really into it just logistically (slippery, temperature differentials, placement, all of that) but I've never told anyone that either (too rude.)
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# ? May 22, 2020 13:32 |
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Chinatown posted:mods please change the thread title to Breakfast Nut tia
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# ? May 22, 2020 13:47 |
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Outrail posted:The perfect morning is: Wake up, gently caress, go back to sleep, wake up, awkward shower sex, make breakfast, have a nap. Shower sex is terribly awkward and it has never been enjoyable. Shower heavy petting and oral? Sure. Full-on shower sex? No way.
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# ? May 22, 2020 13:51 |
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nonsexual, lighthearted cheerful showering together for the epic win, tbh I break breakfast ruts by having a few days where i make lunch/dinner style things for breakfast. i get sick of it pretty fast then eggs and orange juice sound good and easy again :,)
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# ? May 22, 2020 13:55 |
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Chinatown posted:mods please change the thread title to Breakfast Nut tia https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3924322&pagenumber=1&perpage=40
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# ? May 22, 2020 13:59 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Shower sex is terribly awkward and it has never been enjoyable. Shower heavy petting and oral? Sure. Full-on shower sex? No way. Agreed. It wouldn't be a proper breakfast without it.
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# ? May 22, 2020 14:09 |
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Just combine the threads for a rut n’ nut extravaganza
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# ? May 22, 2020 14:18 |
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This is for breakfast please, not goons pretending they've had sex
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# ? May 22, 2020 14:29 |
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I had a burrito for breakfast. Not a breakfast burrito, a regular one.
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# ? May 22, 2020 14:38 |
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Universe Master posted:I had a burrito for breakfast. I don't think you're allowed to violate the Geneva Convention before noon.
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# ? May 22, 2020 14:40 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I don't think you're allowed to violate the Geneva Convention before noon. Fine, next time i'll put cornflakes in my shrimp alfredo.
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# ? May 22, 2020 14:42 |
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i like those lil 50 cent ritos that come in a red plastic wrap also the boxed version of basically teh same things theyre terrible for you and its basically just grease and carbs with some brown paste but otoh they hit some certain great notes
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# ? May 22, 2020 14:48 |
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Statutory Ape posted:i like those lil 50 cent ritos that come in a red plastic wrap Ah yes, the culinary answer to the brown note.
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# ? May 22, 2020 14:50 |
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Outrail posted:Ah yes, the culinary answer to the brown note. my friend youll find that the brown note is best sung in a whole body chorale effortt
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# ? May 22, 2020 14:53 |
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Sometimes I would get a breakfast burrito or quesadilla for lunch from the fairly awesome cafeteria at my last job. More often than a regular burrito. Too bad that job sucked in most other ways...
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# ? May 22, 2020 15:08 |
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Statutory Ape posted:i like those lil 50 cent ritos that come in a red plastic wrap Tina's burritos. Red Hot Beef ftw I legit prefer them to some of the other frozen burritos. I was stoked to see a local brand offering frozen Chorizo burritos etc/ here. I don't know if they gently caress up the freezing process but those things always come out with a rock hard/half empty tortilla and they are basically inedible. Tina's on the other hand are extremely reliable food stuffs.
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Just lol if you don't eat a full English breakfast every morning.
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