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Communist Thoughts posted:Isn't bort the bro of the guy who (along with everyone else) ruined the whole project and then also someone's fiance or wife turned up? The thread saga is better than the game.
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Finish the game and put this whole thread on dwarfnet but replace all references to The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 – Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Official Game of the Movie – Chapter 2 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa with "Angelique: Tenkuu no Chikonka 2"
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Maybe the game is still in development and this whole thing is just part of the meta narrative. That would be so barnsley
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When does the strategy guide available?
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That bort post also has my personal favourite quote from this thread, and this project really.lordosis_gamer posted:“good design” (blech) Bisse fucked around with this message at 23:26 on May 20, 2020 |
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I’ve heard that there are people still working on this game
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Truecon420 posted:I’ve heard that there are people still working on this game bort's brother pulls out his ccopy of "Game Programming for Dummies" and blows a comically huge cloud of dust off of it
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Truecon420 posted:I’ve heard that there are people still working on this game I've heard some hot rumors about barkley four!
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https://youtu.be/tPSvAwRdaeA
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I can't get over how barkley's special ultimate power is the same one as kirito gets in sword art online.
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You son of a bitch, Jordan!
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lordosis_gamer posted:GZ, I understand you are upset and understandably so. I think your current perception is inaccurate. If you seriously want to the game to thrive, please just go ahead and start working. “I quit; the game is dead; I’m the game’s only hope; I need to tell everyone how someone else ruined the game” is a strange position for the game. You have the repo. Start working. Don’t talk to bhroom. Steal it for all I care. You will never hear me say he did a great job managing this game. This part of the post makes me lol so much. "You don't like how my brother is managing the game? Well then do all the work you were doing for free, then! That'll really show us!"
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it seems really unfair that frankie spent all that time and effort making literal thousands of sprites only for nothing to come of it not that everyone else didn't put in time and effort as well but he was literally working towards nothing, long after everyone else stopped i hope it paid well
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Arrrthritis posted:This part of the post makes me lol so much. "You don't like how my brother is managing the game? Well then do all the work you were doing for free, then! That'll really show us!" Considering how much of Barkley's humor is built around joking about weird internet subcultures and fandoms it's frankly unreal that the sequel died with a literal Kokoro Wish post.  Vipershark posted:it seems really unfair that frankie spent all that time and effort making literal thousands of sprites only for nothing to come of it As much as people make fun of Jonathan Blow, maybe there is something to waiting until your game is totally completed top to bottom before hiring someone to make good graphics to replace your programmer art.
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Seeing that comic again is like being gutted with a psychic machete
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Arrrthritis posted:This part of the post makes me lol so much. "You don't like how my brother is managing the game? Well then do all the work you were doing for free, then! That'll really show us!" I agree, it's a classic.
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Sleeveless posted:Considering how much of Barkley's humor is built around joking about weird internet subcultures and fandoms it's frankly unreal that the sequel died with a literal Kokoro Wish post. The woman who made this is like 60-something now lol.
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Sleeveless posted:Considering how much of Barkley's humor is built around joking about weird internet subcultures and fandoms it's frankly unreal that the sequel died with a literal Kokoro Wish post. What was the background of this comic
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Vipershark posted:it seems really unfair that frankie spent all that time and effort making literal thousands of sprites only for nothing to come of it Yeah, part of why I was excited for barkley 2 was the graphics were sooo good looking, and the music was awesome. AT least frankie's making his own game now.
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Uncle Wemus posted:What was the background of this comic A woman named Jennifer Diane Reitz who owned a gaming website in the mid-90s made it big by selling it right before the dotcom bubble burst and became a millionaire as a result and got to retire in her 30s and spend her days drawing webcomics and basically living the weeaboo dream. Since she was openly a transwoman and in a polyamorous relationship a bunch of gross dudes spent the first half of the 00s stalking and harassing her for incredibly lovely reasons, one of the sagas of that time was her coming up with the typical pie-in-the-sky game idea of an impossibly complex and huge in scope RPG. Since she didn't know how to code she tasked her partner with making it, and when he was unable to deliver and explained that it was basically impossible she vented by drawing a comic strip of him apologizing to her for failing her. "My Kokoro Wish" is basically old internet shorthand for a person refusing to acknowledge their unrealistic expectations in a creative project and/or projecting all these shortcomings on the inability of others to make the impossible happen for them. Sleeveless fucked around with this message at 22:42 on May 22, 2020 |
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did they ever release the source like they said they would
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They didn't like they said they wouldn't.
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How's the progress going on that Git?
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I feel like jello tonight. What flavor cube should I get
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ThisIsACoolGuy posted:I feel like jello tonight. What flavor cube should I get
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Original_Z posted:How's the progress going on that Git? great, and don't call me git
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Sleeveless posted:A woman named Jennifer Diane Reitz who owned a gaming website in the mid-90s made it big by selling it right before the dotcom bubble burst and became a millionaire as a result and got to retire in her 30s and spend her days drawing webcomics and basically living the weeaboo dream. Since she was openly a transwoman and in a polyamorous relationship a bunch of gross dudes spent the first half of the 00s stalking and harassing her for incredibly lovely reasons, one of the sagas of that time was her coming up with the typical pie-in-the-sky game idea of an impossibly complex and huge in scope RPG. Since she didn't know how to code she tasked her partner with making it, and when he was unable to deliver and explained that it was basically impossible she vented by drawing a comic strip of him apologizing to her for failing her. im dying holy poo poo
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Mr. Lobe posted:im dying holy poo poo the internet is magical
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She resurfaced very briefly in the early 2010s when she won a minecraft texture pack contest and immediately got outed as having built it entirely out of stolen assets Also supposedly she and her partners spent much of their happypuppy windfall on anime merch, like hundreds of thousands of dollars worth Also check out transsexual.org sometime if you want to  at an incredible waste of a presumably very valuable domain (also it's full of weird pseudoscience and a lot of trans people cite it as something that messed them up when they stumbled across it while they were still figuring poo poo out)Cool lady. Bargly Pretty good fucked around with this message at 06:55 on May 24, 2020 |
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I, Dracula: Genesis looks kinda like what Barkley 2 was going for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC-Pxb86W20
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Rewatched a playthrough of the demo and it made me realize that without the characters being NBA stars the bleak life of the slums was mostly just depressing.
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Uncle Wemus posted:I, Dracula: Genesis looks kinda like what Barkley 2 was going for Thanks for bringing this to my attention. Only played like an hour, but digging it so far. The art is loving fantastic
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Less like exploring a dungeon, more like being ferried through a rail shooter? It seems like a significant break in immersion anyway. I agree it looks really nice but I don't think it would be my cup of tea. Scarodactyl fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Jun 1, 2020 |
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