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i think i've found the best coronavirus take https://twitter.com/QquantumLife1/status/1261794497022681088?s=20
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Sure 1% of people burst through the Gellar Field directly into the warp when we travel, but its only 1% Yeah they become twisted servants of the ruinous powers, screaming and boiling and writhing in agony and horror, but its only 1%
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Egg Moron posted:all this hubristic posturing is really stirring up the karmic poo poo Manifesting (genuinely) the worst possible reality
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Admiral Ray posted:if u've seen a fire-fly u've already been infected by luciferase 
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Sure 1% of people burst through the Gellar Field directly into the warp when we travel, but its only 1%
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Admiral Ray posted:i think i've found the best coronavirus take coronavirus has evolution, something my body needs anyway. i like that.
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How is Covid babby malformed?
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spaceblancmange posted:How is Covid babby malformed?
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SardonicTyrant posted:Talk about a legend. this legend did not continue
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can't stop thinking about the huge spike in cases we're going to have in 2 weeks after all the people travel this weekend to celebrate corona being over
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Admiral Ray posted:i think i've found the best coronavirus take this would be a plot point of an Asylum film
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Admiral Ray posted:i think i've found the best coronavirus take literally the motivation of a Flash villain
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You should never be surprised with how dumb people can be. People can be incredibly unrealistically stupid.
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Admiral Ray posted:i think i've found the best coronavirus take Oh yeah? Explain why capitalism is always trying to kill workers then?
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two in-laws have been ronid hope they dont go to the pile
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 These are our foster cats, they cannot see the world. I envy them. Chair is comfy as gently caress though.
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apatheticman posted:
That's a sick rear end skull throw
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Admiral Ray posted:i think i've found the best coronavirus take that explains why untreated HIV patients develop super powers
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Preoptopus posted:That's a sick rear end skull throw The mother in law knit it. My wife is like 5 x cooler than I am.
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mastershakeman posted:Did you guys do regional reopening and everyone is gonna head up to the lake cabins and then hit the town? yep! everything is michigan is technically still under stay-at-home orders, now extended into mid-june, but northern michigan and the UP are allowed to open bars and restaurants at 50% capacity. hotels are technically open "for first responders" but they're operating normally. campgrounds are still closed, as are hair salons and gyms, but that's about it. (edit: there's also a specific clause banning airbnbs lol) went for a run around town just now and the "closed" campground is seeing fifth wheel RVs trickle in and the bar patios are jammin, no distancing whatsoever the saving grace is that at least it's only a fraction of normal memorial day traffic so far. usually it would have been absolutely wall to wall by thursday.
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Who's the highest profile person to die of corona? Ellis Marsalis maybe? I feel like things would be different if say, Tom Hanks or the British Prime Minister had died
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apatheticman posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvGNbCA8zlM
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apatheticman posted:
Can I adopt your sick rear end blind sphinx? Good lord those are beautiful cats
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BrownieMinusEye posted:Can I adopt your sick rear end blind sphinx? Good lord those are beautiful cats https://www.facebook.com/pg/absphynxandlykoirescue/posts/?ref=page_internal Applications are open
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lol the last few restaurants in my area now have dine in service. Mission Accomplished in Central Florida!
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Mayor Dave posted:Buy bamboo toilet paper unless you support cutting down Canadian old growth forest so you can wipe your goony rear end We have the bamboo paper towels and they own since theyre reusable. We've gone through one roll in a year and a half. The toilet paper on the other hand shreds your rear end. Cannot recommend. Get the bidet.
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Top 5 New Cases In USA Today 1. Illinois +2,758 2. California +2,387 3. New York +1,579 4. Texas +1,109 5. Pennsylvania +959 New York in third place. Texas skyrocketing to 4th for the first time. Illinois and California racking up some of their highest totals yet. This weekend is going to be like pouring gasoline on a fire that's already burning quite nicely.
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Admiral Ray posted:i think i've found the best coronavirus take I've been trying to come up with a response to this galactic take, and I think I finally have it: gently caress it. Open everything back up. Let blood pour from the sky.
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Admiral Ray posted:i think i've found the best coronavirus take lol love too be upgraded by hiv into a diseased skeleton loading... posted:can't stop thinking about the huge spike in cases we're going to have in 2 weeks after all the people travel this weekend to celebrate corona being over people be saying this but irs been several weeks since chud states opened up and we aren't yet seeing hospitals get flooded
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:that game was so bad I loved it The arcade version's "COMING SOON ON THE NINTENDO ULTRA 64" splash screen was very confusing to anyone who wasn't up on gaming magazines, I imagine
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COVID-420 posted:Top 5 New Cases In USA Today lol my patch of Illinois seemed extremely busy today
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Admiral Ray posted:i think i've found the best coronavirus take Every time I hear these hot death takes trying to kill other people I can only think of this moving image. https://imgur.com/a/tQXScPr
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The Pussy Boss posted:Who's the highest profile person to die of corona? Ellis Marsalis maybe? I feel like things would be different if say, Tom Hanks or the British Prime Minister had died The mathematician who invented Conway's Game of Life died. His name was Donald J Trup
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