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euphronius posted:would you drive if 1 in 100 car trips would kill u what do you take me for, some kind of COMMIE?
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May 23, 2020 04:16
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How is a virus real? Can't see it.
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May 23, 2020 04:16
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shovelbum posted:Then again in NC the beaches are seeing nearly normal tourist levels and my chud cousin is instaing from packed restaurant after packed restaurant with no distancing visible, and I saw a packed restaurant with no distancing myself here in NC today it'll cause a spike for sure but I just wonder how long lasting the "out of the house" surge is going to be lol
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May 23, 2020 04:16
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euphronius posted:schools open in three Months this is going to be the real lol when it happens
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May 23, 2020 04:17
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Well that's one way to get rid of 1%
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May 23, 2020 04:17
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im not going outside for like several more months at least
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May 23, 2020 04:17
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grotesque lil plague bearing goblins
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Homeless Friend posted:this is going to be the real lol when it happens gonna be interesting to see the unstoppable force of budget cuts due to the depression slam into the immovable object of social distancing vis a vis classroom sizes
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May 23, 2020 04:18
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anime was right posted:im not going outside for like several more months at least until there’s a vaccine or is burned out for me
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Relevant Tangent posted:Be exciting to see how long you're able to restrict the rights of citizens to travel anywhere once Trump declares the emergency over. You don't have to have an airport in your state tho, and you don't have to let the Jones Act companies use your dock space.
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May 23, 2020 04:19
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Raskolnikov38 posted:until there’s a vaccine or is burned out for me seriously unless banks and instacart go bunk i think i can ride this out. hopefully. maybe. hahah.... haha....
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May 23, 2020 04:20
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:I do think this thread has (impressively, I know) overestimated the stupidity of people in general, which is easy to do when The Most Stupid People are also the ones being reported on/have their twitters linked ITT 24/7, but covid's not going anywhere except into people's lungs at this point so i do my best to bring this thread the stupidest takes possibe
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May 23, 2020 04:21
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May 23, 2020 04:21
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SKULL.GIF posted:99% survival rate with a (conservative) estimate of 33% of the population getting it is 25 million deaths worldwide chuds don't consider the well-being of anyone else so no amount of deaths would matter to them
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May 23, 2020 04:24
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Yesh posted:chuds don't consider the well-being of anyone else so no amount of deaths would matter to them they want to die as soon as possible without suicide so they can go home to jesus
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May 23, 2020 04:24
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like 70% of americans believe that this is at best a waiting room and at worst a test made by the devil, and by this i mean the universe and all of existence, this is like a central tenet of christianity
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May 23, 2020 04:25
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BrownieMinusEye posted:Yeah, I'm definitely not a good candidate right now :/ Hope those boys find a good home They are in good hands and the agency makes sure they end up in a good home. They will live the best life.
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Relevant Tangent posted:Just because your job considers not returning to work a voluntary resignation doesn't mean the state does. am I signing away more rights than usual if I do fill out the form? it has several checkboxes of things like "I promise to keep in touch with my employer during this time" and "I promise to provide medical documentation if needed"
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Atrocious Joe posted:i've discovered my new favorite talking point 9/11 had like a 99.99999% national survival rate what was the big deal?
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May 23, 2020 04:32
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the sun loving sucks and is bad for your skin so lol at prematurely aging rather than being holed up at home playing video games and only going out for groceries or to pick up some food
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triple sulk posted:the sun loving sucks and is bad for your skin so lol at prematurely aging rather than being holed up at home playing video games and only going out for groceries or to pick up some food yeah but sunning your bung with a direct ray is real top notch
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Linux Nazi posted:9/11 had like a 99.99999% national survival rate what was the big deal? it was
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shovelbum posted:You don't have to have an airport in your state tho, and you don't have to let the Jones Act companies use your dock space. Hawaii bulldozing the airstrips would be a hell of a visual for the Uncivil War chapter.
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May 23, 2020 04:41
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99% survival rate no need to vaccinate https://twitter.com/J_Kaz_K/status/1264030951450923008?s=20 https://twitter.com/Carbongate/status/1262138017403322369?s=20 https://twitter.com/BanTheBBC/status/1261901742050082816?s=20 https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/1261925731245764610?s=20
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triple sulk posted:the sun loving sucks and is bad for your skin so lol at prematurely aging rather than being holed up at home playing video games and only going out for groceries or to pick up some food im going to the beach tomorrow
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Thesaurus posted:im going to the beach tomorrow 
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May 23, 2020 04:48
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So this 99.99% bullshit is the newest line in chud land I take it? How long before we get a trump tweet with it
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Coatlicue posted:My bf works for credit union. They've been drive thru only for a while. Now they are insisting to open up lobby for up to 25 ppl on june 1st. There's a weird twist of thinking that I'm seeing widely in the population. For most people, whoops, too bad, your employer wasn't prepared for a 100-year pandemic, and you're now unemployed. Those people are sitting at home, with two days' food in their pantries, two weeks until their EBT cards refill, and have spent their stimulus check and unemployment benefits on rent the past two months, and aren't sure how they're going to pay rent next month. There is enough food, even if Capitalism isn't designing a system to deliver it to wise people that helpfully choose to take themselves out of the equation for the time being. But there is enough food. It's a great time to plug in with (or help to launch) Mutual Aid Networks. The communities that do so before winter will suffer significantly less death, pain, and fewer long-term disabilities. Now rent is a particular question here; are they really going to issue eviction orders on the 40million recently-unemployed Americans? Consider the scale, the total cost of paying every rent every month for a year vs. the amount of money being printed over the last two months to bail out the big corporations. In any case, landlords too are humans, and yeah, their numbers are just as hosed as ours. We know it would be foolish, especially during a pandemic, especially at the onset of a depression where few can afford rent - to suddenly evict a sizable percentage of the US citizenry (to say nothing of all the undocumented persons). Eviction Moratorium must be continued, indefinitely. Evictions serve neither the economic nor the health interests of the country, and we know by the sheer number of people who are suddenly on the chopping block that we can throw out entirely the idea that it is 'deserved.' So leaving behind blame-oriented thinking, we are left looking toward the future and designing solutions. No evictions is a no brainer. Now, if you're laid off, not sure if any further benefits are coming, but you have food stamps and you don't have to worry about eviction - you're a lot more likely to just stay home and comply with evidence-based best practices (regardless of what government agencies would prefer you to be doing) right? So then there's people who were furloughed, recieved a taste of the unemployment font, and are now being asked to return to work. We know it's a foolish ploy by ignorant economists and gentry to somehow mitigate the absolute disaster of an economy that is to follow. I'm pretty sure it won't help one bit, but nonetheless - they want you working, and they want you off unemployment. Because that sacrifice seems to help number go up? And now you think 'I'm one of the lucky ones, I even HAVE a job!' No, you're not. You're one of the unlucky ones. Being manipulated by capitalists, upon threat of starvation, displacement and worse - to set your alarm clock, walk into what you know to be an unsafe environment, and to do so until an outbreak happens and your boss and the government freak out again and you're closed again and definitely unemployed oh and now you've got a sore throat and cough and maybe death. But when you do the decision-matrix on this, you're not that unlucky. If you choose to stay home, you're in exactly the same bed as the people who don't even have a job. I mean, yeah, unemployment benefits... well, they aren't all that confident that's gunna keep flowing anyway, and you're by no means alone. There's a LOT of people at home, right now, eating their beans, waiting for their food stamps to replenish, unsure of how they're going to pay rent. It's not like you, uniquely, failed. The whole system is kaput. If there will be a competent government response (and it's looking very doubtful), that response will first address the largest identifiable groups of 'people in need.' It's not a bad bet to be one of the recently unemployed-by-choice. By the time it's an issue, you can make a strong evidence-based case (that nobody will listen to, of course) that by staying home you created more 'value' for your employer, the state, yourself, and the world broadly by making the choices you made. Also, by not agreeing to work, you make it that tiny little bit harder for your employer to open, to become a vector, to further spread that plague. It's honorable. And it leaves you no worse off than the other 40 /million/ humans in the same circumstance between those two shores. Start organizing your Mutual Aid Networks. Ignore the capitalists commands. Nobody can compel you to do what you know is wrong for yourself and humanity. There's better hope for real solutions if you abandon the capitalists altogether and start organizing,.
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Zil posted:So this 99.99% bullshit is the newest line in chud land I take it? How long before we get a trump tweet with it it's actually a few weeks old, but I'd never seen it/
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Zil posted:So this 99.99% bullshit is the newest line in chud land I take it? How long before we get a trump tweet with it 99% of 327 million is like four million people. that’s assuming the virus doesn’t mutate or evolve in some way and get even more lethal. lmao
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euphronius posted:would you drive if 1 in 100 car trips would kill u that’s not how random percentages work the first trip could kill you, or you could never die while driving it’s like rolling a dice, theoretically you could roll all sixes for a week straight and it wouldn’t change the % so current 1% chance of death is not really limited to reaching 1% and then stopping
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Uglycat posted:Start organizing your Mutual Aid Networks. Ignore the capitalists commands. Nobody can compel you to do what you know is wrong for yourself and humanity. There's better hope for real solutions if you abandon the capitalists altogether and start organizing,. the capitalists have the state the power and control the resources we need to survive. setting up mutual aid is good, but it's not enough. workers aren't allowed to have enough resources so support each other as a class independent of wage labor. capitalists won't let a system independent of them arise. we can't just abandon capitalism, we need to organize to take power and put in place a new system. Atrocious Joe has issued a correction as of 05:11 on May 23, 2020 |
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Uglycat posted:There's a weird twist of thinking that I'm seeing widely in the population. For most people, whoops, too bad, your employer wasn't prepared for a 100-year pandemic, and you're now unemployed. Those people are sitting at home, with two days' food in their pantries, two weeks until their EBT cards refill, and have spent their stimulus check and unemployment benefits on rent the past two months, and aren't sure how they're going to pay rent next month. There is enough food, even if Capitalism isn't designing a system to deliver it to wise people that helpfully choose to take themselves out of the equation for the time being. But there is enough food. It's a great time to plug in with (or help to launch) Mutual Aid Networks. The communities that do so before winter will suffer significantly less death, pain, and fewer long-term disabilities.
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comedyblissoption posted:americans arent good at Number lol
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