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stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



peanut- posted:

Twitter is not real life either, but Kuenssberg has been getting an absolute kicking from prominent blue check journalists of every stripe for the last 12 hours. It's not exactly limited to just here.

Yeah it's encouraging to see her at least getting ratio'd.

How long before Laura and the other Beeb accounts turn off replies on stuff like this?

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Paul.Power posted:

Here's your problem, too many toasters.

e: ... I feel like I'm missing several things here. Double beds are not exactly cheap, so it seems like six of them is not something I would append "only" to. Toasters are cheaper but 24 is a considerable number of them by any metric. Also, where is the start point for these journeys to Scunthorpe and Torquay?


Alan G posted:

Thats how far you are allowed to travel from those places to exercise according to new government guidelines.

Right. Here we go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQqUCd9zfS0



:colbert:

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

lmao

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



https://twitter.com/charltonbrooker/status/1264120695228940289?s=19


Rip any future Wipes.

E: aw that didn't last long

stev fucked around with this message at 10:29 on May 23, 2020

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Ah that brings back memories of working midnight shifts when drivers would come in after having obviously taken some kind of long haul trucker pills.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


Jesus, 47 days. Still, he's alive and that's what counts.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


because I am a troglodyte, what's the original music title?

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

I think Cummings will go, without admitting any wrong doing but with the weasel words we've seen before of "having become a distraction".
then be back in a couple of years. plus ça change

Stephen Bush makes a good point about not everything always splitting public opinion on tribal party lines.
https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2020/05/did-dominic-cummings-break-lockdown-and-will-he-have-resign

quote:

Social media is not a representative sample, but what would trouble me were I Cummings is it seems to me that the most sympathetic people are other parents with young children, who tended not to vote Conservative at the last election, while the least sympathetic are adults who are a little older, who are perhaps themselves worried about not seeing a parent, or who have been unable to say goodbye to parents or relatives due to the lockdown, or have been unable to see their own grandchildren. It is those slightly older parents, and grandparents who have been unable to get out, who are the bedrock of the Tory coalition: and if the interpretation of Cummings’ behaviour splits not on party lines but life experiences, then the Prime Minister may need a new strategic advisor sooner rather than later.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tesseraction posted:

because I am a troglodyte, what's the original music title?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJtDcu90Asg

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Aramoro posted:

It only damages the reputation with people who already hate her, it makes no difference generally. People have been breathless crying about how shameless she is in this thread for years, this thread is significantly more extreme than the general population.

I think this might be the straw that broke the camels back. I know a fair few people at the beeb including one who is in a very public position and it's fair to say they are all extremely and openly pissed off with her this morning.

escapegoat
Aug 18, 2013
They'll "sack" him in a way that let's him remain in his role through some loophole.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Source says I, am very, impordint - jurnlist :catstare:

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




a pipe smoking dog posted:

I think this might be the straw that broke the camels back. I know a fair few people at the beeb including one who is in a very public position and it's fair to say they are all extremely and openly pissed off with her this morning.

I'll wait to see it but ore expecting a quick 'nevertheless'

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


Ahhh, that's the stuff.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1264127424553521157?s=20

desperate

so he wasn't so ill he couldn't look after his child but he thought he might become so? and then decided to drive his symptomatic wife from their primary home to their second home, even though the advice was both of them should have been self isolating and he specifically for 14 days?

also apparently the police are lying about speaking to his family

if this is within the guidelines, then they have done an absolutely shocking job of explaining them

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tesseraction posted:

Ahhh, that's the stuff.
It's one of those ones you may have had in the background at school if you went to one that had assemblies in the local church where children in white gowns chant in Latin while a man in a cassock swings an incense burner and the vicar insists that this is definitely not Roman Catholic because we had a Reformation you know.

Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


For some reason I confused him with the other weird goblin Toby Young and was wondering wasn't he hiding in his bedroom saying he was dying of the plague?

Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010

Flipswitch posted:

For some reason I confused him with the other weird goblin Toby Young and was wondering wasn't he hiding in his bedroom saying he was dying of the plague?

you can tell the difference between the two by the lumps and bumps in their craniums, by touch alone

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


£50 to the solidarity fund says this just gets memory holed & Dom carries on as normal

XMNN posted:

if this is within the guidelines, then they have done an absolutely shocking job of explaining them
It isn't, "do not leave your house for any reason" is fairly unambiguous

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/demarionunn/status/1263953445024825345?s=19

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol

https://twitter.com/montie/status/1263931762285203457?s=19

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1264130425271857152

Conservative twitter is shortly going to be arguing that the police are notorious liars. You love to see it.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Borrovan posted:

£50 to the solidarity fund says this just gets memory holed & Dom carries on as normal

It isn't, "do not leave your house for any reason" is fairly unambiguous

I just meant that if, as "no 10" claims, there was some "oh well my wife has it and I think I might get it so let's drive 250 miles to my parents house in case we need a hand with childcare" exception to the self isolation rules, it's amazing how nobody in the entire country was aware of it until this morning

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/montie/status/1264136161750061061?s=19

https://twitter.com/DominicRaab/status/1264132431361314816?s=19

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Guess we know what @eaterlondon is about.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Stupid cummies. Gov advice if you have the roni is to stay at home and die quietly where you won't be recorded, to save our NHS

Nothings gonna come of any of this though

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1264131160197783557?s=19

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Communist Thoughts posted:

Stupid cummies. Gov advice if you have the roni is to stay at home and die quietly where you won't be recorded, to save our NHS

Nothings gonna come of any of this though

I don't know, the news story is spreading pretty quickly

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Dell_Zincht posted:

I don't know, the news story is spreading pretty quickly

Never underestimate the attention span of the British media. Something else will crop up to draw attention by the end of the day.

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
Hasn’t he quit/been sacked several times already? Nothing will come of this

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



stev posted:

Never underestimate the attention span of the British media. Something else will crop up to draw attention by the end of the day.

True, but (understandably) the Great British Public seem incredibly pissed off about this, so we'll see!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Individual raindrops aren't a threat but floods still happen.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
remember that a lot of tories hate cummings

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
I still think he will stay. The media will spin this as hard as they can because he's seen as the leader of the entire brexit/bojo project.

It is going to piss off a lot of people though. I'm thinking of the "Monty Don welling up on TV because he hasn't been able to see his grandson" demographic which I don't think the government can afford to alienate in the long run. But they've got 5 years before the next election.

Even Gove is circling the waggons, for now. And he's got the most interest in the end of the Johnson project.
https://twitter.com/michaelgove/status/1264126108733186050

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Guavanaut posted:

It's one of those ones you may have had in the background at school if you went to one that had assemblies in the local church where children in white gowns chant in Latin while a man in a cassock swings an incense burner and the vicar insists that this is definitely not Roman Catholic because we had a Reformation you know.

Yeah it sounds familiar. My lower school was nominally Christian. The Headteacher would read bible stories like the widow's mote to us. And the Lord's Prayer was embroidered and framed by the exit to the main hall. But the embroider did a really fancy capital G for God that made the terminal line all wiggly and made it look more like a hosed up S so when I first read it as a young child I said "and love of Sod, Amen" and my dear mother had to hurriedly correct me for those within earshot.She didn't look around first because she knew that's how the salt pillar gets ya.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
:prepop:

https://twitter.com/ij_ford/status/1264133097173520384?s=20

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009
Is there a silver lining to the near certainty that nothing will come of this? Johnson has the chance to be resolute and decisive, and instead this failure of leadership and “one set of rules for us and another for them” will be brought up again and again. Probably also feature in the eventual inquiry about poor and confusing messaging.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


It literally is, you passed legislation to make it one.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

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