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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





NO, SMOKING!!

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


America during a pandemic.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/cnS57d6.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

This is some Tom Cruise type poo poo right here

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

I think I remember this when it happened. How fast ya gotta drive? 120mph? Get me a bmw stat

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
you think if he did a roll he could have whipped the wheel out that way?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/kr9XfPV.mp4

d3lness
Feb 19, 2011

Unicorns are metal. Gundanium alloy to be exact...


In the back of my mind, I just can help but think she would have used her fingers if that pesky neck want so long.

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

d3lness posted:

In the back of my mind, I just can help but think she would have used her fingers if that pesky neck want so long.

I just realized why they make the neck so long

ZuluDashOne
May 1, 2020

#NeverForget

Go Wings!

:911:

That spoon got... JACKED UP!

d3lness
Feb 19, 2011

Unicorns are metal. Gundanium alloy to be exact...

Pulling this in from the schad thread.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

All the parking spots at the beach are taken? Just park in this farmer's field. He's trying to work but I'm sure he won't mind. What's the worst that could happen?
(Has sound)

https://i.imgur.com/23xriYY.mp4

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/qkoDH0q.mp4

A water storage tank exploded.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Sagebrush posted:

https://i.imgur.com/qkoDH0q.mp4

A water storage tank exploded.
That should fix itself, really

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Warthog posted:

Watching Dave's videos you get to hear him squeaking non-stop for 30-40 minutes - I have yet to find a way to make a HL-NPC behave that way without cheating.

the guy in question speaks to alyx via a radio for essentially all of the game

edit: oh my god there were that many pages since I last looked here? lol

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Sagebrush posted:

https://i.imgur.com/qkoDH0q.mp4

A water storage tank exploded.
This is embarrassing as poo poo for the water storage industry.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Big Water Tank will never recover.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Sagebrush posted:

https://i.imgur.com/qkoDH0q.mp4

A water storage tank exploded.

The fire engine turning off its siren in shock.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

Cartoon Man posted:

Woman Spooning

I yelled "NO!" when I saw her going for it, what the everloving heck she got off light.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5drMlUPCi0

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

You motherfucker!

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit

god







dammit

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012





My dad has a couple of these he made on the Oil Rigs, one stump with an axe and one log with a saw.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/fm5lF8W.gifv

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Yeah you should wear a helmet with eye and face protection if you're ever going to try that trick.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

NO, YOU CANT JUST LAUNCH SAFETY EQUIPMEMT AT YOUR HEADS, THAT WILL CAUSE A HORRIBLE INJURY YOURE NOT USING THAT IN THE MANNER INTENDED BY THE MANUFACTURER AND STEPPING ON A SHOVEL CAN GO WRONG ANY NUMBER OF WAYS


hahaha helmet launcher go brrrrr

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris


I have a son and the thought of letting him get on a forklift before he's an adult is terrifying, He's a good responsible kid, it's just that forklifts are murder machines.

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:
In contrast I was the 10 year old kid moving stacks from one side of the warehouse to the other on the old slow Toyota.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

grillster posted:

In contrast I was the 10 year old kid moving stacks from one side of the warehouse to the other on the old slow Toyota.

Worked in a warehouse and all we had were pallet jacks and carts, moving pallets of soda around, it sucked. Unloading trucks was super sketchy, we had this aluminum ramp to bridge the loading dock, but some trucks were taller and it would put the ramp at nearly 40 degrees. One day it was raining and this guy moved a pallet of soda down this little ramp and the whole pallet tipped over almost crushed a dude. Good times!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


beanieson posted:

NO, YOU CANT JUST LAUNCH SAFETY EQUIPMEMT AT YOUR HEADS, THAT WILL CAUSE A HORRIBLE INJURY YOURE NOT USING THAT IN THE MANNER INTENDED BY THE MANUFACTURER AND STEPPING ON A SHOVEL CAN GO WRONG ANY NUMBER OF WAYS


hahaha helmet launcher go brrrrr

Look it’s the helmet shovel challenge. Slap the word challenge after anything and it’s a license to do whatever you want. Safety is for pussies, internet fame is forever.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/DmNbZJz.mp4

Hot-swapping the chocolate milk drills is not something I expected to see today.

Clavavisage
Nov 12, 2011

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

I have a son and the thought of letting him get on a forklift before he's an adult is terrifying, He's a good responsible kid, it's just that forklifts are murder machines.

6 months after turning 18 the USAF had me whipping a bomb lift truck around a flight line. You think i ever touched a forklift before that?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/DmNbZJz.mp4

Hot-swapping the chocolate milk drills is not something I expected to see today.

LOL I thought they were actually compensated well for this nonsense, nope

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
And whenever the price of oil drops and they get laid off, they will lay into you on facebook if you even hint at being happy that you can get affordable gas.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Clavavisage posted:

6 months after turning 18 the USAF had me whipping a bomb lift truck around a flight line. You think i ever touched a forklift before that?

Great news! My new company is publishing a forklift training book for beginners and it'll probably be ready to print next month!

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

chitoryu12 posted:

Great news! My new company is publishing a forklift training book for beginners and it'll probably be ready to print next month!

They won't read it

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

LifeSunDeath posted:

LOL I thought they were actually compensated well for this nonsense, nope
To be fair they probably have accommodation and food paid by the company, and the only place they can blow their money is on the oil rig's commissary, so effectively it's a higher salary. Still seems low though.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
https://www.facebook.com/100049451841383/posts/158081782516882/?app=fbl

Facebook link to a TikTok video cause I'm getting old and don't know how to share this in a more streamlined way.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
That's also kind of the apprentice position. If you have more than 3 brain cells to rub together and don't die of meth and syphilis blowing your cash while away from the rig you can start picking up maintenance, medic (for off shore or extremely remote rigs), or heavy equipment certifications that stack up bonuses fast. And if you hang around for more than a couple years you get into the decision making positions like drill operator that they start paying well because it takes a very rare idiot to hang around long enough and be smart enough to pick up how to not total 500 grand of drill equipment in a day and maim half the dudes on the deck.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Looking at this and all the chains flying, heavy steel being thrown around, I remembered that garbage man was the most dangerous job or something and like miles above being a cop. Someone should have that stat. Mist be per capita or something because I’d die the first day as a roughneck.

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